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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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On 2/7/2020 at 8:12 PM, Deej said:

This Chrysler LeBaron was previously owned by Rick Barnes.

 

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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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This fucking KFC donut shit that I “can get in a basket or a sandwich” is going to make me throw my tv through a window 

On 3/9/2020 at 2:01 PM, DonnyKerabatsos said:

" I know how much you guys really like tomatoes"...

 

enjoy your garden to table restaurant that's gonna be open for only 6 weeks.

If you're talking about this one, I have no complaints since the wife is smoking hot:

 

She is indeed hot. Guys was so burnt out from the rat race of a 9-5 job that he decided to.....open a restaurant? Seems like a great way to dial back the stress. And buying small volume, artisan crafted olive oil tells me he has good business sense.

15 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

what the FUCK does any of that have to do with buying a Mazda?

He'll have a relatively low car payment when he's broke from the dumbass idea of opening that restaurant 

Charles Maund Toyota went from bad to worse.  I kinda liked Ara Celi in his ads and could barely tolerate old Randy Knaps.  At least you could laugh at him.  The new, younger girl who replaced him is almost as detestable as Emily Giangreco on KVUE sports.

On 2/21/2020 at 11:14 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

My son REALLY NEEDS this prescription. 
$67?  Tough break, kid. Rub some dirt on it. 
Oh, with zero effort I can get it for $9?  I guess we can afford that. 

should i be more annoyed about the shitty ass commercial or that the pharmacy just doesn't give me the $9 price up front?

The Radiant AMSR commercial fucking pisses me off. In fact, all of their commercials fucking suck.

On 3/10/2020 at 6:22 PM, Goo Punch said:

what the FUCK does any of that have to do with buying a Mazda?

The same way the only people who love their families drive Subarus 

Hi, I signed up specifically for this thread. I've had commercial hate for years. Thanks for giving me a place to put it. 

Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

5 minutes ago, Deamerxt said:

 

Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

Do you even surly, bro? Links or gtfo

1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The same way the only lesbian couples who love their adopted children drive Subarus 

fify

2 hours ago, Deamerxt said:

Hi, I signed up specifically for this thread. I've had commercial hate for years. Thanks for giving me a place to put it. 

Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

This isn't going to go well for you

2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The same way the only people who love their families drive Subarus 

and veterans are only welcome at capitol chevrolet

 

 

2 hours ago, Deamerxt said:

Hi, I signed up specifically for this thread. I've had commercial hate for years. Thanks for giving me a place to put it. 

Also I'm pretty sure that Mazda chick has done porn.

we're going to need the receipts.  there's a place for that, but first you need 50 posts.

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I'm no longer sure it's her, but google rilynn rae. She looks a little rougher than I remember, but consider her chosen profession.

Please, don't let me disrupt y'all's hate here.

Ok /no racist but State Farm brought back an old commercial and made Jake a black guy? Why?

Ok /no racist but State Farm brought back an old commercial and made Jake a black guy? Why?
Was wondering when someone would bring this up. Makes no sense.
9 minutes ago, Okie State said:
35 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:
Ok /no racist but State Farm brought back an old commercial and made Jake a black guy? Why?

Was wondering when someone would bring this up. Makes no sense.

none of it makes any sense. "There's no replacing the real Chris Paul; just like there's no replacing the real State Farm." huh? how does that idea even originate, much less end up being their best one? 

So Sonic commercials are now a car full of hick chicks talking about nonsense in their hick accents? I grew up with enough of that annoying accent, stfu already. I guess hicks are easily manipulated into buying fried shit (granted I like Sonic food on the fast food scale). The accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

I saw a State Farm commercial where the black Jake was talking to the original white Jake. I think the joke is all their agents are Jake.

20 hours ago, 'stache said:

So Sonic commercials are now a car full of hick chicks talking about nonsense in their hick accents? I grew up with enough of that annoying accent, stfu already. I guess hicks are easily manipulated into buying fried shit (granted I like Sonic food on the fast food scale). The accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

The one they play where i'm at is a car full of young, cool black kids. 

Every single one of these anti-vaping commercials but especially the one where that fucking bitch wastes an entire jug of orange juice.

On 3/3/2020 at 3:11 PM, hundredTT said:

The Sam Adams toast someone commercial. A fucking 2 pack of beer, wtf? 

this one seems like its on fucking repeat this weekend.  I keep fucking seeing it and Im wondering what idiot marketing VP signed off on something so fucking stupid. 

On 3/23/2020 at 4:08 PM, Goo Punch said:

The one they play where i'm at is a car full of young, cool black kids. 

Sonic micro-marketing to Pflugerville?

  • 2 weeks later...

The new Thomas J Henry commercial touting their number if employees and philanthropic interests.  This is real life. 

The new Geico commercial with those Amish or whatever fucks river dancing upstairs is really pissing me off.

1 hour ago, Capt. Squints said:

The new Geico commercial with those Amish or whatever fucks river dancing upstairs is really pissing me off.

Cloggers

Orbit Gum turning the nerdy beta boi into a literal peacock shaking his feathers to attract the out-of-his-league girl is just... Disturbing.

18 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

The new Thomas J Henry commercial touting their number if employees and philanthropic interests.  This is real life. 

But he really, really wants people to put their cellphones down, concentrate on their driving and avoid big money settlements ... I mean accidents 

Maybe I'm just a jaded soul, but all these corporate "we're all in this together" spots really piss me off. They give zero fucks about anything but making money.

"We know times are tough. And we're here for you. And by 'here for you', we mean 'please keep buying our products'."

I don't know whose ad it is, but the one that runs a million times a day and plays that Avett Brothers song that I now hate. 

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Maybe I'm just a jaded soul, but all these corporate "we're all in this together" spots really piss me off. They give zero fucks about anything but making money.

Those got cranked out in a hurry 

Carvana: "We've been trying to get you to buy cars online, and now you have to lol."

14 hours ago, RPM said:

Maybe I'm just a jaded soul, but all these corporate "we're all in this together" spots really piss me off. They give zero fucks about anything but making money.

Thanks.  I didn't want to be the first to say it.  Oh look.  A  handwritten note.  A kid in the window with a sign.  A nurse.  

I don't really blame companies and ad agencies.  What else can one do at this time?  It's just that commercial breaks are turning into one long succession of these types of ads.  And, no, the world does not need a frosty.

Every commercial. Because every fucking one now is “in these tough times, we’re all in this together.” Oh gee I’m sure glad I’m in this with Lamb’s Tire and Auto.

Guess with most everyone stuck inside, ASPCA has ramped up the animal abuse/abandoned PSA and it seems to run right at or near supper time.  Fuckers. 

The NURX commercials.....dear God.

Watched a series of 10 minute YouTube videos and literally (not figuratively, actually literally) every commercial was the Walmart CEO saying how much he respects and appreciates his "essential" workers during this tough time.  He made $23 million last year and most of the people in the video make $7.50/hr. without benefits. If they get the virus doing their "essential" jobs they are bankrupt. Walmart probably paid YouTube more for those ads than the annual wages of the people in the commercial combined. Fuck you asshole.

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33 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Watched a series of 10 minute YouTube videos and literally (not figuratively, actually literally) every commercial was the Walmart CEO saying how much he respects and appreciates his "essential" workers during this tough time.  He made $23 million last year and most of the people in the video make $7.50/hr. without benefits. If they get the virus doing their "essential" jobs they are bankrupt. Walmart probably paid YouTube more for those ads than the annual wages of the people in the commercial combined. Fuck you asshole.

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No CR but.....

Why do we allow drug manufacturers to advertise?

Every other fucking commercial seems to be some kind of drug that will cure what ails you but give you 10 or 15 side affects that might kill you or make you miserable and they always say "ask your doctor" who is probably getting a big pharma kick back every time he prescribes one of these. No wonder prescription drugs and health insurance prices are absolutely ridiculous.

 

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No CR but.....

Why do we allow drug manufacturers to advertise?

Every other fucking commercial seems to be some kind of drug that will cure what ails you but give you 10 or 15 side affects that might kill you or make you miserable and they always say "ask your doctor" who is probably getting a big pharma kick back every time he prescribes one of these. No wonder prescription drugs and health insurance prices are absolutely ridiculous.

 

LOL, there's no kickback.  Those are only for politicians.  We can't even get a fucking pen now without some rep 'educating' us for a certain amount of time.  All these commercials do is make life harder on doctors as every dumbass thinks they found the magic pill that will fix all that ails them...

Also, as someone pointed out above - fuck Nurx commercials.  The main chick is just gross and they have an obvious lesbo on the damn commercial.  Nothing wrong with lesbians, even the butch type, but wtf do they need birth control for?  Makes me ragey. 

10 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

No CR but.....

Why do we allow drug manufacturers to advertise?

Every other fucking commercial seems to be some kind of drug that will cure what ails you but give you 10 or 15 side affects that might kill you or make you miserable and they always say "ask your doctor" who is probably getting a big pharma kick back every time he prescribes one of these. No wonder prescription drugs and health insurance prices are absolutely ridiculous.

 

 

3 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LOL, there's no kickback.  Those are only for politicians.  We can't even get a fucking pen now without some rep 'educating' us for a certain amount of time.  All these commercials do is make life harder on doctors as every dumbass thinks they found the magic pill that will fix all that ails them...

Also, as someone pointed out above - fuck Nurx commercials.  The main chick is just gross and they have an obvious lesbo on the damn commercial.  Nothing wrong with lesbians, even the butch type, but wtf do they need birth control for?  Makes me ragey. 

1959 my father graduated from medical school. The next weekend he married my mother, then they went to NYC and then D.C. for their honeymoon, paid for by two different drug companies. My dad said all he had to do was listen to some spiel for a couple of hours.

That's a good kickback!

1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

 

1959 my father graduated from medical school. The next weekend he married my mother, then they went to NYC and then D.C. for their honeymoon, paid for by two different drug companies. My dad said all he had to do was listen to some spiel for a couple of hours.

That's a good kickback!

I remember the diabeetus pharmacy companies flying our family practice doc to Hawaii when I was a kid.  Those were the days.  

Pizza commercials saying they guarantee no one will touch your pizza once it's out of the oven. Ummm...thanks? This is now a thing since March 2020?

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