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The Allstate song with Edith Piaf screechcrooning ala Francaise has driven my entire family so crazy that every time it airs, we all begin howling along and intentionally butchering the song as loudly as possible. 

It's awful. 

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15 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Any Liberty/Geico/Progressive commercial.

and Doug.

Any Liberty/Geico/Progressive commercial.

Progressive>Geico>State Farm>The General>Liberty
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8 hours ago, RPM said:

and Doug.

"And Doug" is a little more tolerable if you pretend that the bird is Doug, not the human. 

2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

rage.

 

 

I saw that one for the first time today. My thought was, "I'm not saying blowing up a RV in front of the Nashville AT&T headquarters is necessary, but I do understand it."

That stupid fucking grubhub music is really getting on my last goddamn nerve.

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I'm pretty sure that the conspicuously non-speaking actors in the background of the Ice-T vehicle warranty commercial are the same conspicuously non-speaking actors from every crowd scene in Schitt's Creek. 

I know this is the stupid commercial thread, but the Match.com commercials with Satan and 2020 are fantastic.

 

This Valentino tripe from Lady Gaga makes me want to throw feces at the TV and anyone else who might be standing near it.

 

 

Mac commercials with all their woke celebrities that are better than all of us.

 

48 minutes ago, DougO said:

Mac commercials with all their woke celebrities that are better than all of us.

 

They just appear in Mac commercials?

14 hours ago, Hate said:

I know this is the stupid commercial thread, but the Match.com commercials with Satan and 2020 are fantastic.

 

I like that they made him look like Darkness from Legend.

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The Marie Osmond Nutrisystem commercials with free probiotic shakes. They're literally shit shakes.

On 12/28/2020 at 9:40 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'm pretty sure that the conspicuously non-speaking actors in the background of the Ice-T vehicle warranty commercial are the same conspicuously non-speaking actors from every crowd scene in Schitt's Creek. 

He’s come a long way since his role as the hip-hop rapper in the first Breakin’ movie.

1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

I wish Ducky would finally get to his destination...

If I'm Ducky, I'm wondering why none of these fools can't drive more than 50 miles without stopping.

The match.com “satan and 2020” commercial does not suck.

"No Regrets" is fine music and Piaf awesome.  Combining those with wobbly Jello and Fuzzy slippers on car tops every. fucking. five. minutes. since football started in September makes me hate all music and everything French, at least until my madness and rage slowly abate.  Zut, alors!

These sappy ass Chik Fil A commercials. All these fast food workers going ham to feed people who make 3x-4x what they do. All for some soggy ass chicken sandwiches and fries. 

 

Aldi has better breast fillet that you can do at home.

The Taco Bell Nacho Fries commercial with Steve from Stranger Things in it needs to die in a fire

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Its probably been discussed before,  but we are in agreement on Toyota Jan right? #wood

wood on the hood

For those like me that have been watching a lot of bowl season.  Each commercial break:

Edit Piaf - Seen it several hundred times now.

Fatass Lilly - And now there's a couple of new commercials; not even Gadot can save the day.

Something woke - No CR.

Yet another reminder of COVID - Most watch tv to forget about the real world.

Taco Bell Steve - Maybe a little more Sarah Hyland?

 

10 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fatass Lilly - And now there's a couple of new commercials; not even Gadot can save the day.

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The Capital One douche with the blue suit with no tie cool-guy look. Dude needs a baseball bat to the face. 

I like the Geico rapping ice cream ad. It makes me laugh.

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

The Capital One douche with the blue suit with no tie cool-guy look. Dude needs a baseball bat to the face. 

First time I saw those ads with the "Capital One Cafe", I thought it was one of those Energizer ads, where the bunny would show up out of nowhere. Who wants to spend time in the fucking bank? I try to go as little as possible, I don't want to hang out and buy drinks there.

3 hours ago, Sandman said:

First time I saw those ads with the "Capital One Cafe", I thought it was one of those Energizer ads, where the bunny would show up out of nowhere. Who wants to spend time in the fucking bank? I try to go as little as possible, I don't want to hang out and buy drinks there.

But they have this cool app that let's you check your balance and transfer money.  No other bank has that.

NSIAP.  That goddam Sheba cat food commercial where the mom can't be bothered to stop making out with her cat when her daughter injures herself.    

On 12/16/2020 at 8:23 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

but their more recent "becoming your parents" series cracks me up. 

 

+1  

"We all see it.  We all see it."

 

23 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

+1  

"We all see it.  We all see it."

 

I've seen a couple new ones in the last couple days and they are all good. Dr Rick throwing useless shit in the trash really makes me laugh.  For some reason the wife doesn't laugh at those. Probably because she buys tons of useless shit

I've seen a couple new ones in the last couple days and they are all good. Dr Rick throwing useless shit in the trash really makes me laugh.  For some reason the wife doesn't laugh at those. Probably because she buys tons of useless shit

In the new one, nice touch with the crowd member holding up their ipad to take photos.
13 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

+1  

"We all see it.  We all see it."

 

BLUE

"We're using speakerphone in a store.  Is this a good idea?" 

That is both of my inlaws to a T.

17 hours ago, Sandman said:

First time I saw those ads with the "Capital One Cafe", I thought it was one of those Energizer ads, where the bunny would show up out of nowhere. Who wants to spend time in the fucking bank? I try to go as little as possible, I don't want to hang out and buy drinks there.

To me, the amazing thing was that they came out with that ad campaign on the heels of the Wells Fargo scandal(s).  People were terrified of getting ripped off by their bank and their solution was a douchey MBA-type telling us that we can get coffee at their bank?

 

46 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

"We're using speakerphone in a store.  Is this a good idea?" 

That is both of my inlaws to a T.

My wife was using speaker in HEB the other day.  I just said really loudly, "I had a biiiig lunch, so I'm just having a snack for dinner," and she hung up the phone and said, "Point made."

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"Guess what?  The waiter does not need to know your name."

My 14 year-old immediately turns to me and says, "You do that every time!"

How about the Hyundai Santa Fe commercial where the pussy family has to immediately stop for milk because the beef jerky was too hot.

I'd expect that from anyone that drove a Hyundai.

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