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19 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 

 


Fire this shit into the sun.

 

 

 

I stopped on my way to the pisser to watch this one, thinking something cool was about to happen. When I realized that I had been duped I wanted to shit my pants in anger and disgust. 

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On 1/30/2021 at 8:21 PM, Radical Larry said:

The chicken dance commercial from Jack in the Box needs to die in a grease fire.

They should bring back one of the world's greatest commercials:

 

(And bring back the sandwich)

 

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((And and bring back football))

Perhaps you mean the mini sirloin burgers commercial.

 

 

 

I stopped on my way to the pisser to watch this one, thinking something cool was about to happen. When I realized that I had been duped I wanted to shit my pants in anger and disgust. 

I can’t imagine the ego it would take to think that when my young fledgling company is shooting its advertising budget on a Super Bowl commercial, what viewers would enjoy seeing is my stupid, punchable face warbling an idiotic jingle behind a keyboard.

Considering how much money is spent on these commercials it’s surprising when they come in with really mundane, uncreative stuff. Of course the alternative is just throwing in a bunch of celebrity cameos which is also lazy.

I guess I was in the minority, but I really liked the Mila/Ashton/Shaggy ad. 

maybe because his two main hits happened while I was at UT and it has nostaglia 

that Oat Milk ad was fucking terribad. 

the only thing I can think of that since so many advertisers pulled out before the game, that they were somehow able to buy that time at a much cheaper amount than normal 

 

either way, the dude was caterwalling like a randy tomcat.... made me think of the scene in Goldeneye when Minnie Driver is doing a terrible Russian singing accent and Bond asks who is strangling the cat

43 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I guess I was in the minority, but I really liked the Mila/Ashton/Shaggy ad. 

maybe because his two main hits happened while I was at UT and it has nostaglia 

The Cheetos commercial was so bad- Kutcher trying to sing and Kunis with Cheetos all over her face like a 3 year old was cringe-inducing.

 

 Overall, the Super Bowl commercials were mediocre to bad. In my opinion, the m&m commercial and Will Ferrell Hybrid Cadillac commercial were the best of the worst.

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I guess I was in the minority, but I really liked the Mila/Ashton/Shaggy ad. 

maybe because his two main hits happened while I was at UT and it has nostaglia 

Shaggy had 2 hits?

On review - looks like he had 3 pretty big hits. Forgot about Angel. 

Edited by ztejas

Rewatching the Oatly ad... not sure if it was intentional or not, but it's actually genius marketing. It was unforgettably awful and has dominated discussion of the game and ads everywhere today. For a company that, previously, I'm not sure anyone had heard of. Their return on that ad investment is going to be astronomical.

I don't know if the new Brad Garrett Jimmy Johns bit is a Super Bowl ad, but it's GOLD!

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On 2/7/2021 at 6:43 PM, Radical Larry said:

 

 

 

 


Fire this shit into the sun.

 

 

 

friendly reminder that it's much easier to fire something out of the solar system than into the sun

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

friendly reminder that it's much easier to fire something out of the solar system than into the sun

Suck it up and make the extra effort. If in 25,000 years an alien civilization stumbles across this they will most certainly come to kick our asses.

I don't know what rock these pandora jewelry fucks crawled out from under to piss me off this year, but they all need to die in a fire.

If you watch a hockey game on ESPN+, this will be the first commercial shown on every ad break for the entire fucking game:

 

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If you watch hockey you deserve it

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Grubhub commercials annoy the fuck out of me. The music, the way they dance and stuff their faces with food, everything about those ads is annoying.

Ok, Uber, the fuck you doing with this Wayne's World bullshit?  Hamill & Stewarts, it's not rocket science. 

On 2/14/2021 at 9:35 PM, XYZ said:

Grubhub commercials annoy the fuck out of me. The music, the way they dance and stuff their faces with food, everything about those ads is annoying.

 No kidding.  What the hell is going on with this shit?  Kroger has a version as well.  Watch at your own risk.  To add, for a split second, I had a thought as to if it would be possible to punch an animation.

 

Sure we hate those two commercials, but somewhere out there are people who laugh out loud that at the fat guy in the green coat dancing and thinks the little nondescript brown kid at the end of the Grubhub commercial doing his knees back and forth dance while holding what seems to be a hamburger up in the air is adorable.  Those people are drooling, mouth breathing cretins.  I guess creating an ad that people viscerally hate is a way to get them to remember their product.  If that was their goal, then bravo.  

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On 2/14/2021 at 9:35 PM, XYZ said:

Grubhub commercials annoy the fuck out of me. The music, the way they dance and stuff their faces with food, everything about those ads is annoying.

The vibe I get from them is "hey it's okay to be a fat piece of shit and shamelessly order delivery multiple times a week"

Also - the car commercial where they eat the spicy beef jerky is so fucking stupid.

The fat guy in the green sweater is on the DPS sex offender website somewhere.

That fucking commercial for the minivan where those dumb tests think it's so wild and crazy to just go jump in a lake.....GTFO

12 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

That fucking commercial for the minivan where those dumb tests think it's so wild and crazy to just go jump in a lake.....GTFO

That one cracks me up. No group of girls has ever done that. Drunken frat boys on a ski trip? Maybe. 

And not to make it a race thing, but, you know... cultural tendencies, getting hair wet, etc. 

I'll be damned. 

13 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

The fat guy in the green sweater is on the DPS sex offender website somewhere.

That fucking commercial for the minivan where those dumb tests think it's so wild and crazy to just go jump in a lake.....GTFO

Dumb bitches also think Labs have long hair.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

That one cracks me up. No group of girls has ever done that. Drunken frat boys on a ski trip? Maybe. 

And not to make it a race thing, but, you know... cultural tendencies, getting hair wet, etc. 

I'll be damned. 

they also use the whitest lady as the voiceover actress for the black girl who stays in the van. could not be more obvious. 

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

That one cracks me up. No group of girls has ever done that. Drunken frat boys on a ski trip? Maybe. 

And not to make it a race thing, but, you know... cultural tendencies, getting hair wet, etc. 

I'll be damned. 

As well as can't swim, right? LOL

11 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

As well as can't swim, right? LOL

I wasn't going to go there. Is that still a thing?

every single commercial nowadays has some white lady singing a slowed down version of a song from 20+ years ago. hate this trend with a fiery passion. 

Oh fuck yeah. This had been going on for seems like 3-5 years. Ridiculously slowed down, some times a cappella, overly dramatic, syrupy, voice cracking, etc. Often upbeat songs sung very slowly. Sometimes very old songs. Common thread seems to be trying to be overtly dramatic or “artsy” with a tune that wasn’t written that way. Hate it with a fiery passion.

kay fucking jewelers can eat a bucket of shit sandwiches 

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7 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

whoever is responsible for this old man version of McDonalds', "ba da ba pa ba" needs to be shot. 

It's this old asshole, in case you hadn't placed the voice. 

 

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Shaggy had 2 hits?
On review - looks like he had 3 pretty big hits. Forgot about Angel. 

He’s got a greatest hits album, and they’re all in my iTunes playlist
On 2/14/2021 at 9:35 PM, XYZ said:

Grubhub commercials annoy the fuck out of me. The music, the way they dance and stuff their faces with food, everything about those ads is annoying.

 

On 2/18/2021 at 10:49 PM, ztejas said:

The vibe I get from them is "hey it's okay to be a fat piece of shit and shamelessly order delivery multiple times a week"

It gets worse each time I watch it. Every character is overweight and euphoria dancing because they get more fastfood.

On 2/23/2021 at 1:28 AM, shadow_operative said:

whoever is responsible for this old man version of McDonalds', "ba da ba pa ba" needs to be shot. 

I will turn the radio every time this one starts, that little ending in his voice fucking rages me more than anything. 

The Cecily Strong "Pour it on thick" Prego spots are a bit, right?

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There's nothing particularly irritating or offensive about it, but I sure as shit am getting tired of the sketchy turtle who stole that kid's identity. 

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The wife in the AAA commercial when the hubby starts talking about what he'll buy with the extra savings,  she laughs and says "in his world..." 

Motherfucker 

25% of the YouTube videos that I watch are currently preceded by an advertisement for a supplement that supposedly gives men bigger balls. Like, not more testosterone, but physically larger testicles. Ignoring what they says about my video search history--and it ain't great--is this an actual thing that men think women want? Big ol' saggy balls? They're making money off of this? I am perplexed. Are men really this dumb and desperate? (rhetorical)

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14 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

25% of the YouTube videos that I watch are currently preceded by an advertisement for a supplement that supposedly gives men bigger balls. Like, not more testosterone, but physically larger testicles. Ignoring what they says about my video search history--and it ain't great--is this an actual thing that men think women want? Big ol' saggy balls? They're making money off of this? I am perplexed. Are men really this dumb and desperate? (rhetorical)

Aggy jokes really do write themselves 

27 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

25% of the YouTube videos that I watch are currently preceded by an advertisement for a supplement that supposedly gives men bigger balls. Like, not more testosterone, but physically larger testicles. Ignoring what they says about my video search history--and it ain't great--is this an actual thing that men think women want? Big ol' saggy balls? They're making money off of this? I am perplexed. Are men really this dumb and desperate? (rhetorical)

Put on your new shoes, put on your gown, Big Balls in Cowtown, Big Balls in town.  

Effing YouTube.

Ad at the beginning.

2nd ad after the first.

Popup add during the video.

Another ad during the video.

Yesterday, I got a freaking ad in the 16th min of Bolero.  Rage.

 

I guess there’s some service called “chime” where they give you an advance on your paycheck. The dumb chick in the commercial brags about walking into her job gloating about getting paid before everyone else. Who gives a fuck? Go get a job where you don’t live paycheck to paycheck.

20 hours ago, qwertyu1234 said:

Adblock is great for Youtube.

It is the work of God.

5 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I guess there’s some service called “chime” where they give you an advance on your paycheck. The dumb chick in the commercial brags about walking into her job gloating about getting paid before everyone else. Who gives a fuck? Go get a job where you don’t live paycheck to paycheck.

I assume one is charged for this magical time machine that gets you your paycheck a few days early?  Imagine being friends or colleagues with such fucking knuckle dragging, mouth breathing losers that paying a fraction of your paycheck to get your money a few days early (because you are THAT FLAT-ASS BROKE) makes you feel like you're the king of the castle.  

6 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I guess there’s some service called “chime” where they give you an advance on your paycheck. The dumb chick in the commercial brags about walking into her job gloating about getting paid before everyone else. Who gives a fuck? Go get a job where you don’t live paycheck to paycheck.

It's not some sort of wizardry. Chime is a bank. They offer direct deposit (like 99% of all banks). You get paid 1 - 2 days early because your employer direct deposits instead of physically printing a paper check and having to sort and deliver it. If you are still cashing a paper check you have the olds. 

On 2/19/2021 at 1:10 AM, Longhornstampede said:

The fat guy in the green sweater is on the DPS sex offender website somewhere.

That fucking commercial for the minivan where those dumb tests think it's so wild and crazy to just go jump in a lake.....GTFO

 

On 2/19/2021 at 2:04 PM, ztejas said:

That one cracks me up. No group of girls has ever done that. Drunken frat boys on a ski trip? Maybe. 

And not to make it a race thing, but, you know... cultural tendencies, getting hair wet, etc. 

I'll be damned. 

The best/most ridiculous part of the minivan jumping in the lake is the disclaimer telling us Do Not Attempt.

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