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The Elizabeth Pena(RIP, Sweetie) doppelganger on some pharma ad would get it.  

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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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She was great in Lone Star (and everything else she did).

She was great in LS, last thing I remember seeing her in was Rush Hour.  Her and Maria Conchito-Alonso(?) were two hotties I enjoyed watching. 

On 3/2/2021 at 9:58 PM, aggie08 said:

25% of the YouTube videos that I watch are currently preceded by an advertisement for a supplement that supposedly gives men bigger balls. Like, not more testosterone, but physically larger testicles. Ignoring what they says about my video search history--and it ain't great--is this an actual thing that men think women want? Big ol' saggy balls? They're making money off of this? I am perplexed. Are men really this dumb and desperate? (rhetorical)


 

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French Vanilla, Rocky Road, 

Chocolate Peanut Butter, Cookie Dough! 

(SCOOP! there it is.)

(SCOOP! there it is.) 

all of the damn Liberty Mutual commercials.      by pure coincidence I saw the new emu filter ad 2 days after the "I'm not a Cat" lawyer had his filter moment... so for 1 second and 1 viewing i thought it was funny and i thought - damn those guys made that commercial quick..... then I realized it was just happenstance.   the whole commercial series sucks.

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

all of the damn Liberty Mutual commercials.      by pure coincidence I saw the new emu filter ad 2 days after the "I'm not a Cat" lawyer had his filter moment... so for 1 second and 1 viewing i thought it was funny and i thought - damn those guys made that commercial quick..... then I realized it was just happenstance.   the whole commercial series sucks.

I ELL-OH-ELLED at that new one where the emu attacks the lawn flamingo.  It's not going to be funny when I see it for the 5000th time tonight, though.

Why does Reese's advertise 100X more than all other candies combined?

Do you really need advertising to get fatties to buy candy?

If I told a semi hot middle aged chick in a swimsuit that she’s ‘clearly someone who takes care of herself’ I’d get banned from the pool but Mr. colon cancer screening mail in turd box gets a free pass 

If I told a semi hot middle aged chick in a swimsuit that she’s ‘clearly someone who takes care of herself’ I’d get banned from the pool but Mr. colon cancer screening mail in turd box gets a free pass 

Next time bring your own shitbox

Such an awful, terrible plague of a song, and then they turn it into a 30-second Broadway show.

 

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Every Covid ad where they say something like “but we learned what was most important was with us all along....”

Oh fuck you.

On 3/10/2021 at 6:37 PM, Beau Vine said:

Why does Reese's advertise 100X more than all other candies combined?

Do you really need advertising to get fatties to buy candy?

I understand that Reese’s is one of the best selling candies in the world. Not to bad for a former Hersey employee.

51 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Not to bad for a former Hersey employee.

Which books did he help with?

On 3/10/2021 at 5:55 PM, mr. sunshine said:

If I told a semi hot middle aged chick in a swimsuit that she’s ‘clearly someone who takes care of herself’ I’d get banned from the pool but Mr. colon cancer screening mail in turd box gets a free pass 

've always wondered about that.  Do you just shit in the box?

8 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

've always wondered about that.  Do you just shit in the box?

Yes, my wife has apparently has done this.

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

There are people that would pay to see that so she should video in next time.

I think that was a King of the Hill episode. 

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

've always wondered about that.  Do you just shit in the box?

Yeah then put it on the doorstep , light it on fire, ring the doorbell and haul ass

Just have to be sure not to overfill it. Extra postage and whatnot.

How would you like to be the UPS guy that has to pick that box up?

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

've always wondered about that.  Do you just shit in the box?

Yep, I have one that is waiting to be used.  I am having a hard time bringing myself to use it.

Goddammit, it's a box of shit. These fucking assholes are having a conversation with a box of shit. An anthropomorphic box of shit walked up to them, and just randomly struck up a conversation, and they're just fine with that.

"Hi! I'm an anthropomorphic talking box of shit, and I'd like to have a conversation about your health."

"Tell me more!"

Fuck you.

Just saw this for the first time...Edward Jones commercial with the dog wearing a mask takes the fucking cake. GTFOH with that,  absolutely ridiculous 

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On 2/18/2021 at 1:12 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

 

 

I was liking this commercial again (great song to mimic to induce groans) until I noticed that dude there is wearing crocs.

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Best part of the tourney being back so far is that Geico is replaying one of the greatest commercials ever made:

This may or may not be me watching it:

 

Just saw the liberty mutual wet teddy bear commercial for the umpteenth time. 8yo says, “I’m really starting to hate this liberty mutual.”

Welcome to club kid.

The Mutombo commercial could only be improved if he had asked the girl in the laundromat, "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"

these NCAA commercials are a fucking beating.  

Cooper Tires are climbing real fucking high on the fuck you list. 

Chad show looks like ass in a can.

I liked the Microsoft Surface commercial where the kid is presenting it like a marketing rep... liked, past tense.   because it plays every fucking commercial break.  I want to shove the fucking stylus pen up his ass.

Just gonna go ahead and blanketly add every fucking commercial during March Madness, because you're gonna see them a million times.  Some hipster shit "tika-tika-tika-tika" ATT iPhone commercial just stabbed me in the eardrum.  Why does every iphone commercial have to have the most obscure, hipster, too cool for you music imaginable.  I like music, all kinds, I wouldn't listen to any of that shit.

The whole Limu Emu ad campaign. Who the fuck decided this was a good idea? Jfc

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

The whole Limu Emu ad campaign. Who the fuck decided this was a good idea? Jfc

 

I'm going to go with ... "Doug"?

Seen hotter on campus Lily seems to have a bunch of new AT&T ads for the NCAA tourney.

Not sure what's more insane.

Her fan club on here or,

the lengths the directors of said commercials go to hide her fat ass.

1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Seen hotter on campus Lily seems to have a bunch of new AT&T ads for the NCAA tourney.

Not sure what's more insane.

Her fan club on here or,

the lengths the directors of said commercials go to hide her fat ass.

I like her big tits and I don't apologize for that good sir.  But yes, she does have a box face, huge ass, they give her a frumpy haircut and dress her like a mall kiosk employee.  All good points.  

On 3/12/2021 at 8:41 PM, Red Five said:

Every Covid ad where they say something like “but we learned what was most important was with us all along....”

Oh fuck you.

“THE WORLD HAS CHANGED”

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Wonder if this has anything to do with her/AT&T downplaying her looks recently? 

AT&T Girl ‘Lily Adams’ Milana Vayntrub on Sexual Harassment (vulture.com)

I'm not seeing any issues but Surly gonna Surly.  

 

She's a drama queen.  She's spent years flaunting her sexuality.  Until about 6 months ago, almost every pic she had taken was sexually revealing.  Now, she's averse to comments about her body?  Hate to break it to her but everyone that has a public persona has to deal with trolls and lewd comments.

This Ashton Kutcher / Mila Kunis Cheetos commercial needs to die in a fire.

On 3/18/2021 at 5:35 PM, clapclapclap said:

Best part of the tourney being back so far is that Geico is replaying one of the greatest commercials ever made:

This may or may not be me watching it:

 

 

 

most, maybe all of those blocks were goal tending

 

 

 

The Buffalo Wild Wings asshole screaming at the top of his lungs about chicken wings. I have never been to one of those places and I will now make a point to never do so. 

"You've got the brawn
I've got the brains
Let's make lots of Money"

 

DIE.

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