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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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The Allstate singing hood ornament is rage inducing.

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14 hours ago, hundredTT said:

"You've got the brawn
I've got the brains
Let's make lots of Money"

 

DIE.

This commercial confuses me. 

So the hood ornament is the brains of the operation? 

if you fall, I will catch you

I WILL BE WAITIIING

time after time...

All Progressive ads, especially the ones with the idiot sign people, even worse than Flo and her entourage.

"This H&R Block commercial will turn you ghey and librul."

 

How did that dude overlook Kate R. and her glow in the dark teeth? 

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I wanted to mention the "hood ornament duet" and how it's probably the stupidest fucking thing I've seen in years, but y'all seem to have noticed already.

I guess instead I'll mention the perpetually irritating spectrum lady and her fake-ass talk show, which likely doesn't apply to any of you.

any commercial using K pop stars.... i really hope those fucks are making minimum wage so this bullshit trend dies a quick death

I have to literally mute the tv or else I’ll have an instant headache. Fuck you Apple. 

Was coming to post the same thing.   Fuck that commercial all to hell!!!

I have to literally mute the tv or else I’ll have an instant headache. Fuck you Apple. 
The other one with the troglodyte cooking pisses me off. Who the fuck punches eggs when they cook?

My son won’t stop singing Bag Alert, Major Baaaag Alert.

I am considering consulting counsel on an insanity plea.

Mutombo >>>>>> Lily, the Admiral & his weird balding pattern.

 

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Lily is gradually transforming into Flo.

9 minutes ago, DougO said:

Lily is gradually transforming into Flo.

Angry Kung Fu Panda GIF
 

its so true

Actually, she's like the love child of Flo and the "Can you hear me now?" guy.

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Mutombo >>>>>> Lily, the Admiral & his weird balding pattern.

 

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Fuck anyone that says one bad word about David Robinson.  If you can do that, you probably hate puppies, whiskey, and pussy.

Gotta admit, she came up with an almost foolproof way to prevent AT&T from dropping her for getting fat.

Is there a fucking psoriasis epidemic I don't know about in this country? Cause there aren't enough ads for this shit already, I just saw another new one. I dunno wtf for, as soon as I realized, I muted that shit and went for more coffee.

6 minutes ago, Deamerxt said:

Is there a fucking psoriasis epidemic I don't know about in this country?

It's a heartbreak.

54 minutes ago, Deamerxt said:

Is there a fucking psoriasis epidemic I don't know about in this country? Cause there aren't enough ads for this shit already, I just saw another new one. I dunno wtf for, as soon as I realized, I muted that shit and went for more coffee.

I've posted this same sentiment several times on this thread. There are currently at least SEVEN actively advertising different brand-name drugs that claim to fix psoriasis.

SEVEN!

7 recognizable brand names and another 2-3 generic names

 

several of the brand names actively advertising have been around so long, they have lost their patent and now have a recognizable generic name ( recognizable because each of the fucking brand name ads specifically reference their performance vs the generic drugs )

Nothing is everything.

5 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I have psoriasis so this thread hits close to home.

for the love of God man, you cant just jump on a thread like this tell us you have this disease that requires over 90 treatments and not tell us which of the  $28,000+ PER TREATMENT being advertised you use !!!!!!!

phew, turns out they arent all $28k they are a relative bargain at $12k

and the one advertised the most is the cheapest...  just a paltry $6k

 

so which of these multi thousand dollar treatments work for you man!!!!!

40 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

for the love of God man, you cant just jump on a thread like this tell us you have this disease that requires over 90 treatments and not tell us which of the  $28,000+ PER TREATMENT being advertised you use !!!!!!!

phew, turns out they arent all $28k they are a relative bargain at $12k

and the one advertised the most is the cheapest...  just a paltry $6k

 

so which of these multi thousand dollar treatments work for you man!!!!!

I use a topical steroid. I don’t want any of that shit killing my immune system.

On 3/28/2021 at 7:31 PM, hundredTT said:

I have to literally mute the tv or else I’ll have an instant headache. Fuck you Apple. 

This is far and away the worst.  

 

2nd place:

 

On 3/29/2021 at 10:46 PM, Hate said:

Fuck anyone that says one bad word about David Robinson.  If you can do that, you probably hate puppies, whiskey, and pussy.

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On 3/31/2021 at 6:15 AM, Billy Pilgrim said:

I have psoriasis so this thread hits close to home.

T&P.  

Me too BTW.  

On 3/28/2021 at 7:31 PM, hundredTT said:

I have to literally mute the tv or else I’ll have an instant headache. Fuck you Apple. 

This one wins. It will never be topped.

The flavored Coke commercial "two things at the same time" is creepy AF. Get it off my TV.

1 hour ago, DougO said:

The flavored Coke commercial "two things at the same time" is creepy AF. Get it off my TV.

I am convinced that Coke planned on releasing that ad campaign last Sept/ October and for some reason it never got released.... and they decided that since they were a sponsor of the Tournament, and couldnt film cool new ads in the last year due to covid, to go ahead and just use that ad campaign during the Tournament. 

it makes no sense otherwise.

Yeah, it seemed like it was more tailored for the now outdated Twilight era of gen z teen vampires and werewolves kinda thing.

There's a Cooper tire commercial where the actor says that he's finally learned the proper bean to meat ratio in chili.  

On 3/29/2021 at 6:27 PM, Incredulity said:

My son won’t stop singing Bag Alert, Major Baaaag Alert.

I am considering consulting counsel on an insanity plea.

Full disclosure, lately I've been singing:

Bite alert, Major bite alert 

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On 3/31/2021 at 9:08 AM, Beau Vine said:

This is far and away the worst.  

 

2nd place:

 

That’s the first time I’ve seen that Wendy’s commercial and I’d argue that it’s not completely unpleasant but I take it that with repetition it boars into your skull 

I took advertising in college and the prof made it sound like there was all kinds of research, focus groups, psychology, etc... involved in every ad campaign.  I think she and Mad Men lied to me.  I know that ads and tv appeal to the lowest denominator of society these days, but good Lord, put some thought into it people.

 

i hate to keep ragging on Lily, but in that sports announcer one I have no freakin' idea what she's saying in that goofy voice. Translation?

16 hours ago, DougO said:

Yeah, it seemed like it was more tailored for the now outdated Twilight era of gen z teen vampires and werewolves kinda thing.

What the fuck is that guy that comes out from behind the counter supposed to be?

Looks like he has donkey legs.

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10 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I took advertising in college and the prof made it sound like there was all kinds of research, focus groups, psychology, etc... involved in every ad campaign.  I think she and Mad Men lied to me.  I know that ads and tv appeal to the lowest denominator of society these days, but good Lord, put some thought into it people.

 

If you've ever been around a group of average dumb people, aka average Americans.. you'll hear them all cackle in agreement about how funny these ads are

If you've ever been around a group of average dumb people, aka average Americans.. you'll hear them all cackle in agreement about how funny these ads are

Its not unlike the parade of too soon puns on Surly after someone dies in an accident.
2 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Its not unlike the parade of too soon puns on Surly after someone dies in an accident.

Why do you hate America

The swimmer for Cologuard is quite pleasing to the eye.  

The Terminex commercial where the wife throws food at the termites. So now she will have ants and termites.

I'd shit in her box.

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