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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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#2252

The Indian chick in the new Progressive ad where they're at the beach has massive cans. 

Just thought I'd leave that here.

Source:

 

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#2254
8 hours ago, ztejas said:

The Indian chick in the new Progressive ad where they're at the beach has massive cans. 

Just thought I'd leave that here.

Source:

 

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#2258
27 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

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Natalie Palamides

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Thinking the same thing, apparently she plays for the other team.  NTTAWWT. 

#2259
On 4/8/2021 at 10:52 PM, ztejas said:

The Indian chick in the new Progressive ad where they're at the beach has massive cans. 

Just thought I'd leave that here.

Source:

 

Yes, but she consistently hides them irl.  Best I could find: 

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#2260

this is my first time to visit this thread since the Tourney started. i was legit afraid of getting myself too worked up by coming here. CBS goes to commercial and it's Teen Wolf, so i click over to TBS where they are showing that dumb cunt fumbling her phone, so i quickly take it over to Tru TV where Sam Jackson, Chuck, Spike, and Jim Nantz are all making bad Larry Bird puns and laughing their asses off...so then then i reach for my revolver and point it towards my head, but then the Oral Roberts game comes back on and i'm all

 

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#2261

Why is every single character dancing in the annoying Grubhub commercial overweight? Isn't that a sign? Order a fucking salad.

#2262

Because being overweight to the point of being unhealthy or less desirable to the opposite sex is no longer a thing.  Obesity is to be accepted, not something to be discouraged in any way. 
 

Actually if I remember the commercial correctly (and I may not as I actively try to avoid it), I think there were some salads.  Obese people too lazy to leave the house, paying premium prices to have food delivered..... are ordering salads.  Lol. 

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#2264

Not so much stupid-ass, but the Life Alert commercial with all the olds, I think it's all women except for the geezer with the fancy handle-bar mustache. He's the spitting image of classic character actor Henry Jones, for me best remembered as Alex Potter, the town drunk, in 3:10 To Yuma, but a lot more. Even has the same kind of raspy voice. Maybe his son?

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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0428216/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

 

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#2265
On 4/10/2021 at 9:25 AM, Beau Vine said:

Yes, but she consistently hides them irl.  Best I could find: 

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I guess she does? I researched it but I couldn't find any good pics that highlighted her endowment. For whatever reason they look like some floppy jaloppies in that progressive ad. 

#2267
10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Because being overweight to the point of being unhealthy or less desirable to the opposite sex is no longer a thing.  Obesity is to be accepted, not something to be discouraged in any way. 
 

Actually if I remember the commercial correctly (and I may not as I actively try to avoid it), I think there were some salads.  Obese people too lazy to leave the house, paying premium prices to have food delivered..... are ordering salads.  Lol. 

 

the salad:

 

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#2275
On 4/13/2021 at 6:29 PM, Underdog said:

A lot of people involved with Liberty need to choke on a goddamn wet teddy bear...  the fuck?  

Yes, those are the worst. And Doug and the limu emu commercials have never been funny or clever. Just awful. 
 

There’s a guy version of the “build me up buttercup” motorcycle commercial now, pure rage. 

#2276

Typical TV ad for pharmaceuticals, this time Linzess for irritable bowel syndrome, the ad says:

”do not give Linzess to children less than 6 and it should not be given to children 6 to less than 18.....it may harm them.”

why don’t they just say “don’t give to children less than 18?”  

#2277

Not a TV ad but an ad on FB and wanted to share this here because I'm a perv... Chick's got some legs probably knows how to use them... 

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#2279

Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one. Although, this one made me want to spend money on Kylie Minogue. 

 

#2280
2 hours ago, Deej said:

Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one. Although, this one made me want to spend money on Kylie Minogue. 

 

FlexSeal says yeahhh

#2281
2 hours ago, Deej said:

Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one. Although, this one made me want to spend money on Kylie Minogue. 

 

She’s 52. Unreal.  ETA: Apparently this is ten years old, but still impressive.  

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#2283
On 4/15/2021 at 9:43 PM, Lhorn said:

Typical TV ad for pharmaceuticals, this time Linzess for irritable bowel syndrome, the ad says:

”do not give Linzess to children less than 6 and it should not be given to children 6 to less than 18.....it may harm them.”

why don’t they just say “don’t give to children less than 18?”  

Maybe it's the demographics of the Panhandle(olds,) but sweatergawd every 3rd or 4th commercial on radio up here is related to a poop or gut issue.

Seriously, it's beyond noticeable.  Maybe they think will address the feedlots... IDFK.

#2285
On 4/16/2021 at 8:19 PM, Deej said:

Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one.

Ginsu knives can cut a can in half and still be sharp enough to cut a tomato!

 

#2286
On 4/16/2021 at 8:19 PM, Deej said:

Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one. 

you are suppose to have us believe that Girls Gone Wild commercials didnt at least partially interest you?

#2287
1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

you are suppose to have us believe that Girls Gone Wild commercials didnt at least partially interest you?

good call

#2290

"Whoever put bacon in the jam is a geeeeenius!"

Just take it from someone who sounds like a fuckin' retard. Millions sold...

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#2291

That commercial for Brinks prepaid credit card ...  Triggering intensifying.

"Brinks knows what is important to you."

I want to Falcon punch the responsible ad wizards.

#2292

Get ragey every time I see these assholes. They even taunt those who hate them in the new ad currently airing.

Anyone in central TX with plumbing or AC repair needs, please use anyone but Radiant & these egomaniac unfunny fucks...

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#2293

Wow never seen their faces before. Only heard radio commercials. 

He looks like Ed Norton's redneck cousin and she looks like the drummer for Tool. 

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#2296

This guy is in tons of commercials and is the current defending champion on Jeopardy! (at least he was as of a day or two ago - I'm behind on my DVR...) 

 

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#2298
22 hours ago, Underdog said:

Which one is the she?  

The hair and clothes I think are meant to suggest wife/girlfriend, but if you just look at the face I think it’s a “Pat” situation going on there. 

#2299
On 4/22/2021 at 8:43 PM, Underdog said:

Which one is the she?  

Oh Brad.. (so glad 1-Jeff Ward left KLBJ-AM and 2-I work from home now so I don’t have to hear those goddam radio spots anymore.. )

#2300
18 hours ago, Lhorn said:

The hair and clothes I think are meant to suggest wife/girlfriend, but if you just look at the face I think it’s a “Pat” situation going on there. 

its a brother/ sister ownership team.

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