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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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The Indian chick in the new Progressive ad where they're at the beach has massive cans. 

Just thought I'd leave that here.

Source:

 

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8 hours ago, ztejas said:

The Indian chick in the new Progressive ad where they're at the beach has massive cans. 

Just thought I'd leave that here.

Source:

 

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Natalie Palamides

12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

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The Indian chick would get it, but yall need to look up the definition of the word "massive". 

18 minutes ago, RPM said:

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Wait...  she was an extra in Caddyshack?  She really, really loves the pool. 

27 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

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Natalie Palamides

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Thinking the same thing, apparently she plays for the other team.  NTTAWWT. 

On 4/8/2021 at 10:52 PM, ztejas said:

The Indian chick in the new Progressive ad where they're at the beach has massive cans. 

Just thought I'd leave that here.

Source:

 

Yes, but she consistently hides them irl.  Best I could find: 

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this is my first time to visit this thread since the Tourney started. i was legit afraid of getting myself too worked up by coming here. CBS goes to commercial and it's Teen Wolf, so i click over to TBS where they are showing that dumb cunt fumbling her phone, so i quickly take it over to Tru TV where Sam Jackson, Chuck, Spike, and Jim Nantz are all making bad Larry Bird puns and laughing their asses off...so then then i reach for my revolver and point it towards my head, but then the Oral Roberts game comes back on and i'm all

 

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Why is every single character dancing in the annoying Grubhub commercial overweight? Isn't that a sign? Order a fucking salad.

Because being overweight to the point of being unhealthy or less desirable to the opposite sex is no longer a thing.  Obesity is to be accepted, not something to be discouraged in any way. 
 

Actually if I remember the commercial correctly (and I may not as I actively try to avoid it), I think there were some salads.  Obese people too lazy to leave the house, paying premium prices to have food delivered..... are ordering salads.  Lol. 

Edited by Lhorn

I think it was smoothie or veggie juice ingredients.  Dude put it in a blender and drank it.

Not so much stupid-ass, but the Life Alert commercial with all the olds, I think it's all women except for the geezer with the fancy handle-bar mustache. He's the spitting image of classic character actor Henry Jones, for me best remembered as Alex Potter, the town drunk, in 3:10 To Yuma, but a lot more. Even has the same kind of raspy voice. Maybe his son?

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On 4/10/2021 at 9:25 AM, Beau Vine said:

Yes, but she consistently hides them irl.  Best I could find: 

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I guess she does? I researched it but I couldn't find any good pics that highlighted her endowment. For whatever reason they look like some floppy jaloppies in that progressive ad. 

7 hours ago, bernorange said:

I think it was smoothie or veggie juice ingredients.  Dude put it in a blender and drank it.

It was probably Oreos, Reese’s Cups, and Fruit Loops.

10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Because being overweight to the point of being unhealthy or less desirable to the opposite sex is no longer a thing.  Obesity is to be accepted, not something to be discouraged in any way. 
 

Actually if I remember the commercial correctly (and I may not as I actively try to avoid it), I think there were some salads.  Obese people too lazy to leave the house, paying premium prices to have food delivered..... are ordering salads.  Lol. 

 

the salad:

 

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17 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

It was probably Oreos, Reese’s Cups, and Fruit Loops.

Fruit,  so it's healthy 

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12 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fruit,  so it's healthy 

But what the fuck is a Fruit Loop? 

29 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

But what the fuck is a Fruit Loop? 

According to the internet,  they're only 44% sugar 

A lot of people involved with Liberty need to choke on a goddamn wet teddy bear...  the fuck?  

23 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

But what the fuck is a Fruit Loop? 

Most of you are too young to remember this fruit loop.....

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On 4/13/2021 at 6:29 PM, Underdog said:

A lot of people involved with Liberty need to choke on a goddamn wet teddy bear...  the fuck?  

Yes, those are the worst. And Doug and the limu emu commercials have never been funny or clever. Just awful. 
 

There’s a guy version of the “build me up buttercup” motorcycle commercial now, pure rage. 

Typical TV ad for pharmaceuticals, this time Linzess for irritable bowel syndrome, the ad says:

”do not give Linzess to children less than 6 and it should not be given to children 6 to less than 18.....it may harm them.”

why don’t they just say “don’t give to children less than 18?”  

Not a TV ad but an ad on FB and wanted to share this here because I'm a perv... Chick's got some legs probably knows how to use them... 

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Chick's got some legs probably knows how to use them... 


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Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one. Although, this one made me want to spend money on Kylie Minogue. 

 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one. Although, this one made me want to spend money on Kylie Minogue. 

 

FlexSeal says yeahhh

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one. Although, this one made me want to spend money on Kylie Minogue. 

 

She’s 52. Unreal.  ETA: Apparently this is ten years old, but still impressive.  

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21 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

FlexSeal says yeahhh

You got a sawed in half boat?

On 4/15/2021 at 9:43 PM, Lhorn said:

Typical TV ad for pharmaceuticals, this time Linzess for irritable bowel syndrome, the ad says:

”do not give Linzess to children less than 6 and it should not be given to children 6 to less than 18.....it may harm them.”

why don’t they just say “don’t give to children less than 18?”  

Maybe it's the demographics of the Panhandle(olds,) but sweatergawd every 3rd or 4th commercial on radio up here is related to a poop or gut issue.

Seriously, it's beyond noticeable.  Maybe they think will address the feedlots... IDFK.

On 4/16/2021 at 8:19 PM, Deej said:

Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one.

Ginsu knives can cut a can in half and still be sharp enough to cut a tomato!

 

On 4/16/2021 at 8:19 PM, Deej said:

Has any commercial made you want to buy a product? I can't think of a single one. 

you are suppose to have us believe that Girls Gone Wild commercials didnt at least partially interest you?

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

you are suppose to have us believe that Girls Gone Wild commercials didnt at least partially interest you?

good call

Those FelixAutos extended commercials suck ass...but the chica in them...me interesa bastante!

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On 4/14/2021 at 8:03 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

Most of you are too young to remember this fruit loop.....

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On an Ivy League shirt, of course.

"Whoever put bacon in the jam is a geeeeenius!"

Just take it from someone who sounds like a fuckin' retard. Millions sold...

Edited by DougO

That commercial for Brinks prepaid credit card ...  Triggering intensifying.

"Brinks knows what is important to you."

I want to Falcon punch the responsible ad wizards.

Get ragey every time I see these assholes. They even taunt those who hate them in the new ad currently airing.

Anyone in central TX with plumbing or AC repair needs, please use anyone but Radiant & these egomaniac unfunny fucks...

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Wow never seen their faces before. Only heard radio commercials. 

He looks like Ed Norton's redneck cousin and she looks like the drummer for Tool. 

Which one is the she?  

A Brienne/Davos spinoff? How did I miss this GOT ad?
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This guy is in tons of commercials and is the current defending champion on Jeopardy! (at least he was as of a day or two ago - I'm behind on my DVR...) 

 

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22 hours ago, Underdog said:

Which one is the she?  

The hair and clothes I think are meant to suggest wife/girlfriend, but if you just look at the face I think it’s a “Pat” situation going on there. 

On 4/22/2021 at 8:43 PM, Underdog said:

Which one is the she?  

Oh Brad.. (so glad 1-Jeff Ward left KLBJ-AM and 2-I work from home now so I don’t have to hear those goddam radio spots anymore.. )

18 hours ago, Lhorn said:

The hair and clothes I think are meant to suggest wife/girlfriend, but if you just look at the face I think it’s a “Pat” situation going on there. 

its a brother/ sister ownership team.

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