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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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I don't hate it (yet) but the Apple watch commercial with the young Principal Ed Rooney clones is weird.   

 

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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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fwiw I hate Apple but I think that's a really good commercial

2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I'm Ray, and I stopped smoking with Chantix.

I don't give a fuck if Ray smokes cigarettes or not.

I think Ray Liotta has CTE.

I'm about ready to kick Jack right in the bowls. It's just not funny in the least.

Apparently Chantix makes our face swell up and turn to stone.

On 9/25/2018 at 9:51 PM, PittsburghTiger said:

I'm Ray, and I stopped smoking with Chantix.

I'm Doug, and I have Mesothelioma.

Lemonade!!  Dear Lord, this piece has run its course, but would both ladies, though. 

On 9/26/2018 at 6:41 AM, HenryJames said:

 

At the very beginning of that commercial, when Ray looks like his eyes are entirely blue, he looks just like the fucking cartoon Grinch.  

I know it's a TV/movie thread, but If we're allowed to bitch about radio ads here, for me it's the Toyota ad in which a girl talks about how all the safety bullshit on the car will protect them from monsters and UFOs. Good parenting, folks--your kid sounds about 12 years old, but still believes in that shit. 

Oh, and those  "it's a crime to pay more than a dime" Mitsubishi dealer ads.

 

Ulysses?  Somebody really named their kid Ulysses?

On 9/30/2018 at 7:17 PM, Trey3216 said:

At the very beginning of that commercial, when Ray looks like his eyes are entirely blue, he looks just like the fucking cartoon Grinch.  

Cause Ray got some serious plastics done when he should have maybe just got some resurfacing. Must have used the same surgeon as Cher because they’re starting to look the same.

Please napalm the Sprint ads with the quasi storm trooper bot and the twerpy spokesguy former Verizon turncoat.  An absolute waste of the energy expended to produce and transmit this dreck.

This one with the dancing faeries.  /not that there's anything wrong with faeries

 

 

I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.

"Alexa, play morning music "... then some boring ass, lame fuck music plays. She's so happy though

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I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.
Don't think I've seen this one. What are they advertising?
2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
4 hours ago, Lat22 said:
I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.

Don't think I've seen this one. What are they advertising?

pizza

Please napalm the Sprint ads with the quasi storm trooper bot and the twerpy spokesguy former Verizon turncoat.  An absolute waste of the energy expended to produce and transmit this dreck.

Terrible marketing plan. I still think of Verizon when he’s on screen.
14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
18 hours ago, Lat22 said:
I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.

Don't think I've seen this one. What are they advertising?

You’re not raising her right. You’re raising her to be a loser NFL fan.  

 

 

Yeah.  That one drives me crazy - especially as a teacher.  Both pizza hut ads.  F that place.

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19 hours ago, Lat22 said:

I posted this one a couple of weeks ago but since they’ve ramped it up again, I’m going to bitch again. The young Pittsburgh Steeler fan going rabid apeshit over a stupid NFL play.

I was wondering if that was being shown all over the country, rather than an individual commercial with cute kid going nuts for each NFL city. 

I honestly don't know what to say to that Sly Stallone thing.

Hey Sly, 2001 called, they want their CGI back.

4 hours ago, Lat22 said:

You’re not raising her right. You’re raising her to be a loser NFL fan.  

 

 

Oh ok. Yeah this one is pretty fucking stupid. I think there is another one where it is a young girl who is a Steelers fan with Browns fans for parents.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

 

The official watch & pens of Long Island, New Jersey and Philadelphia Guidos.

Guidos of the World Unite, write a timely letter.

12 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Shitty Sly Stallone ad

Should've gone to seminar instead

 

These Monday Night Football Tide commercials are some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen in the history of TV commercials.

 
 
But I like AE shoes.
Yeah this has me torn as I'm an avid AE wearer.

That guy lounging in the Geico "clean my gutters" commercial sure has a square head,  That is one funky looking dude.  

The ad for Just For Men hair color makes me grind my teeth.  Put aside the annoying fact that there is even such a thing as hair coloring for men, but the douche bag with the black fingernails applying his eye liner is aggravating as hell.

In that Northwestern Mutual commercial why does a kid copying a stained glass window and taking a picture of it complete his education?

Not much wrong with this commercial.  I'm more interested in how it get's a reaction out of me.  I'm busy doing something else, not paying attention...


TV: [random voices] "But there's always one amazing shot" [random voices] [woman's voice] "The twins!"

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I'm convinced it's intentional.

 

 

 

 

Trying to watch Okie St game.  In a bad mood.

Gdamn Mazda commercial with the ballet boy in the locker room count is up to at least 80 right now.

RAGE ALERT - Fucking douchebag.

"I’m Adam. I make robots. 
Part of an entrepreneurs job is to get stuff done. I like to do like 4 things at once." 

Like I want to like smash your fucking face in, dickbutt.

 

 

On 10/1/2018 at 5:56 PM, Paper_jam said:

I know it's a TV/movie thread, but If we're allowed to bitch about radio ads here, for me it's the Toyota ad in which a girl talks about how all the safety bullshit on the car will protect them from monsters and UFOs. Good parenting, folks--your kid sounds about 12 years old, but still believes in that shit. 

Oh, and those  "it's a crime to pay more than a dime" Mitsubishi dealer ads.

 

that one's not as bad as the chevy dealer that's running bill clinton and gwbush impressions.  did they cut that ad back in 1998?

I've been pleasantly surprised by the Dr Pepper fanville commercials. Thought I'd hate them but most of them are pretty funny. 

On 8/8/2018 at 10:07 AM, deadshank said:

But, she's still pretty hot for 85 years old.

Image result for marie osmond nutrisystem

Hmmm, how many kids has she had?

Yeah, that thing looks blown out like she confused an I.E.D for her I.U.D.   I'd pass.

Mormon = Pooper, right?  

 

I'd pound it till they had to pull my testicles back through my urethra.

 

Those goddamn Peyton Manning and Brad Paisley commercials for insurance make me ragey.

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