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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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On 6/5/2021 at 6:16 PM, Baboontyme said:

The new Verizon commercials with Kate McKinnon. I don't understand. You paid a room full of people to pretend to talk to one another and nervously glance at Kate McKinnon while she struts around like an ostrich?

HOw many times are they going to run this fucking spot during an NBA game? Stop it. 

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The one with Rashida Jones making shit happen for her partner, whatever thing. No particular problem with it other they why is she wearing a ludicriously humongous shirt? It looks full retard. It's all I can think about while that commercial is on.

Even David Byrne of Talking Heads is probably thinking, "you may ask yourself, why such a big suit?" I keep thinking of the old SNL bit from the 80s, which NBC makes pretty much unavailable.

 

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"Can I have a bite of your Ice Cream?"  

 

"No, mind your own business.  Why don't you mind your own business."

 

I want to throw a grenade at my tv every time I see that one.  

I don't care for ads anymore than the next guy, but I think some of you have deeper issues.  😆

I suspect the urge to throw a grenade at his TV when a specific commercial comes on is hyperbole. I mean, if the remote were 3 feet away when the commercial comes on, I bet he just sits through the commercial. 
 

On 6/18/2021 at 1:04 PM, Lhorn said:

I suspect the urge to throw a grenade at his TV when a specific commercial comes on is hyperbole. I mean, if the remote were 3 feet away when the commercial comes on, I bet he just sits through the commercial. 
 

Wrong.   I leave the room and go poor another drink.  

This stupid, new Heineken ad is about a year late.  Nobody wants to see social distancing and masks at this point in time.

 

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4 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I leave the room and go poor another drink.  

What are the poors drinking nowadays?

If Chris Paul is holding a basketball and then he suddenly turns into a basketball, shouldn't there be two basketballs bouncing?

On 5/31/2021 at 6:40 PM, Underdog said:

Woooo,  I got my mon-nay! 

I'd make it allveryexciting for her.  

OK, maybe for me at least.

On 6/19/2021 at 3:22 PM, Knoxtnhorn said:

This stupid, new Heineken ad is about a year late.  Nobody wants to see social distancing and masks at this point in time.

 

This one is awful. So nonsensical 

why the fuck has no one mentioned the idiotic and non-sensical Oscar Meyer commercial where a massive church choir all get excited singing the same fucking  yum word 30 times?

that doesnt make we want to buy processed meats... it make me want to destroy your entire setup at the grocery store. 

"What. do. you. want. Nefarious?" 

 

I wanna never see that commercial again, that's what. 

The totally relevant Tony Hawk and Subway ripping off the TikTok cranberry dude

What's with all the cholas at 7-11 on their bicycles slamming Big Gulps and doing wheelies in the parking lot? That commercial sucks but I guess they're playing to the demographic.

Grandpa comes out on Facebook Portal. Come the fuck on.  😂😂😂

I’m confused by this Kraft cheese ad I’ve seen a billion times. Mom comes home from work and asks her kids what they want for dinner. They all yell out different fast food ideas. “I want a bucket of chicken!”. Then the next scene is them all eating what is apparently homemade pizza. Then the tagline, “Kraft. It’s the easiest because it’s the cheesiest.”

I guess the point is it’s easier to make your own fucking pizza from scratch than it is to order in or get fast food, because “it’s the cheesiest”?

38 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I’m confused by this Kraft cheese ad I’ve seen a billion times. Mom comes home from work and asks her kids what they want for dinner. They all yell out different fast food ideas. “I want a bucket of chicken!”. Then the next scene is them all eating what is apparently homemade pizza. Then the tagline, “Kraft. It’s the easiest because it’s the cheesiest.”

I guess the point is it’s easier to make your own fucking pizza from scratch than it is to order in or get fast food, because “it’s the cheesiest”?

Mom said fuck all of you I’m ordering dominos.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I’m confused by this Kraft cheese ad I’ve seen a billion times. Mom comes home from work and asks her kids what they want for dinner. They all yell out different fast food ideas. “I want a bucket of chicken!”. Then the next scene is them all eating what is apparently homemade pizza. Then the tagline, “Kraft. It’s the easiest because it’s the cheesiest.”

I guess the point is it’s easier to make your own fucking pizza from scratch than it is to order in or get fast food, because “it’s the cheesiest”?

Plus the Kraft cheese commercials about if your kid won’t eat their healthy vegetables just drown that shit in Kraft cheese 

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There's also some other dumbass Kraft Mac 'n Cheez commercial on the kids channels where the voiceover proclaims that serving the product to children is a "win win" and the dad is a highly punchable, smugly proud imbecile. 

And the fact that the dad isn't serving it to a couple of Vietnamese kids "for the Nguyen Nguyen" shows a disappointing lack of creativity by the ad wizards. 

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Listen. I'm not trying to tell people how to think, or how to deal with deep personal feelings. I'm really not. You guys do you. If eating processed boxed food is how you guys mourn, by all means. But I'm getting hammered drunk on tequila right now trying to come to grips with the fact that Grandpa is gay. 

 

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So glad this fucking thing is back on the air.

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I'm about done with the Build Me Up Buttercup daydreams. 

7 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

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+rep for the late great Patrice ONeal. 

Eli Lilly has been doing their “we believe everyone is awesome, discrimination is bad” commercials on TV recently.  As long as they’ve got lots and lots of money to afford your drugs right Lilly?  Something rubs me the wrong way about a money grubbing pharmaceutical company virtue signaling and acting like they are a source of moral direction. 

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4 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Eli Lilly has been doing their “we believe everyone is awesome, discrimination is bad” commercials on TV recently.  As long as they’ve got lots and lots of money to afford your drugs right Lilly?  Something rubs me the wrong way about a money grubbing pharmaceutical company virtue signaling and acting like they are a source of moral direction. 

But Hollywood patrons are some of their best customers. 

Get a fucking nose job!

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Lol. I’ve seen that commercial many times and never noticed that.  He’s gonna be straight bald pretty soon and dresses like a 10 year old. He’s got bigger problems than a slightly crooked nose. 

6 hours ago, RPM said:

Get a fucking nose job!

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This is the first person that came to mind when I read the thread title. Not just the nose, that entire face needs more than a few punches

2 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Good Lord, Discovery brought back this gem...

 

10 posts up. And probably twice on every page going back. But I am not condemning you for re-posting. It deserves all of the rage that all of the reposts bring on. And then some. It's still top two for me along with singing hood ornament. 

42 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

10 posts up. And probably twice on every page going back. But I am not condemning you for re-posting. It deserves all of the rage that all of the reposts bring on. And then some. It's still top two for me along with singing hood ornament. 

Shoot them. Shoot them both.

1 hour ago, usmc0331horn said:

Shoot them. Shoot them both.

 

29 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

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Oh come on...

 

It's a commercial with a couple of Asians in it, it'll get reposted an hour later. 

12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

CAN I HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OICE CRAEME??? 

I hate Apple. But this is a pretty good commercial (the first 5x I saw it). I have to begrudgingly give Apple credit sometimes for their spots. They are always overplayed and get tired, true. But some of them are relevant, kind of funny, and have perfect music for the subject matter (Who's got the sauce). Others fall short in all 3 of these areas (woman juggling her phone spot). 

First time I saw this one - why are all of these people following this dude? Oh this song - they are invading this guy's privacy. Kind of clever. 

Yes the bar is very low. 

On 7/2/2021 at 8:04 AM, Underdog said:

But would though, right? 

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I would knock her into next week.

16 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

CAN I HAVE A TASTE OF YOUR OICE CRAEME??? 

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would hear Delta 5 coming out of my tv speakers.  Haven't thought about that band since 1985 or so, decent post-punk/New Wave music, but the unison female singers are just awful...

On 6/18/2021 at 10:13 AM, Trey3216 said:

"Can I have a bite of your Ice Cream?"  

 

"No, mind your own business.  Why don't you mind your own business."

 

I want to throw a grenade at my tv every time I see that one.  

about a week ago i was watching two different baseball games, one on TV and one on my phone, and not only did both go to commercial at the same time, but this ad was playing on both. i legit almost threw my phone at the TV. 

33 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

about a week ago i was watching two different baseball games, one on TV and one on my phone, and not only did both go to commercial at the same time, but this ad was playing on both. i legit almost threw my phone at the TV. 

It’s such an asswhipping.  Have seen it a hundred fifty times between the US Open and Euro coverage.   

"This is what 30 minutes of boot camp tastes like...Come on Peloton!"  Yeah, right.  Does this idiotic "motivation" actually help one's workout?  If I had to listen to that, I'd be inclined to throw my stationary bike through the window.

The convoluted story the new Dr. Pepper Zero commercial tries to tell is so bad. Such an odd, poorly conceived ad.

Soda scientist had to isolate herself in a bunker to work on new soda formula, ghosting a guy she was dating, or perhaps went on one date with?The length and/or seriousness of their relationship is unclear. Anyway, weird clingy guy shows up to press conference with flowers (which are dead because… they’re left over from their last date?). Hilarious awkward confrontation ensues!

Huh?

 

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