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Looks like the same actress currently doing the Spectrum Business ads. 

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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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12 hours ago, 83Horn said:

"This is what 30 minutes of boot camp tastes like...Come on Peloton!"  Yeah, right.  Does this idiotic "motivation" actually help one's workout?  If I had to listen to that, I'd be inclined to throw my stationary bike through the window.

Do they just say peloton as many times as possible per workout? Who is peloton?

1 hour ago, usmc0331horn said:

Do they just say peloton as many times as possible per workout? Who is peloton?

Stationary bike vegan crossfitters

3 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

Who is peloton?

If you were peloton, you would know.

3 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

Do they just say peloton as many times as possible per workout? Who is peloton?

Say you’re not peloton without saying you’re not peloton.  

That Heineken “socialize responsibly” ad can fuck right off.

24 minutes ago, XYZ said:

That Heineken “socialize responsibly” ad can fuck right off.

Yeah.  It's about a year late and just looks stupid now.

Do they just say peloton as many times as possible per workout? Who is peloton?

“C’mon peloton!”.

The peloton is the machine, right? I don’t get it.

I honestly have no idea if this guy is parody or not.  Seems like an Ali G knockoff and his behavior in the commercial screams parody but we live in a very regarded time.  This guy (“Bad Bunny” apparently) might be considered a genius. 

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2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I honestly have no idea if this guy is parody or not.  Seems like an Ali G knockoff and his behavior in the commercial screams parody but we live in a very regarded time.  This guy (“Bad Bunny” apparently) might be considered a genius. 

you know how i know you are old?

Kate McKinnon is fucking annoying.

7 hours ago, XYZ said:

Kate McKinnon is fucking annoying.

She's kinda scary looking too. Like I'm worried my toddler is gonna have nightmares if he watches one of those commercials. 

10 hours ago, XYZ said:

Kate McKinnon is fucking annoying.

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so there's a 100 year old asian lady and her name is Emily? lotta asian ladies being named Emily in the 1920's? 

Emma Lee Chung

Video commentary not terribly interesting, but this commercial always makes me wonder just how the hell this woman was cast in this commercial with the most unconvincing fakeass band directoring ever. She's pathetic, commercial is full regard.

 

On 7/20/2021 at 10:29 PM, DougO said:

Video commentary not terribly interesting, but this commercial always makes me wonder just how the hell this woman was cast in this commercial with the most unconvincing fakeass band directoring ever. She's pathetic, commercial is full regard.

 

agree, she has absolutely ZERO fucking rythym.     which is a lol considering stereotypes.

 

I thought this ad campain had gone but they recut the commercial into like 3 new commercials with completely different variations.    I am starting to believe the original filming was written as a 1 hour commercial that they have cut mega pieces out of. 

I came to post this shit.

 

these fucks have gone on a full on advertising spree  in the last month or so.

 

I see this smarmy fucks face and I want to punch the shit out of him.

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everything about him is fake.

his jawline, his hairline, his dyed hair, his capped teeth and even the oddly fitting muscle shirt.

I honestly cant tell how old he is, but wouldnt be shocked to find out if hes pushing 60 because that dye job is sooooo fucking bad. 

 

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Anything involving Amy Schumer, her cowpussy and Tampax. I saw one commercial and come to find out there are a whole bunch of them. The end is near!

On 7/22/2021 at 4:49 PM, AUS-97HORN said:

I came to post this shit.

 

these fucks have gone on a full on advertising spree  in the last month or so.

 

I see this smarmy fucks face and I want to punch the shit out of him.

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everything about him is fake.

his jawline, his hairline, his dyed hair, his capped teeth and even the oddly fitting muscle shirt.

I honestly cant tell how old he is, but wouldnt be shocked to find out if hes pushing 60 because that dye job is sooooo fucking bad. 

 

“Climbing ladders is too dangerous!”

9 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Its DFW radio, but Jim Adler sounds like a poor man's Nick Nolte and its terribad.  

He's way past his prime. Hell his kid is in some of the commercials with him now. 

Have we mentioned the Cricket wireless commercial where the spastic mom is dancing like an idiot in front of her phone for social media posts while her daughter is horrified on the couch?

... cause that one is just awful.

alright, I will be the asshole....

 

the Toyota commercials during the Olympics are a fucking beating. an absolute fucking beating. 

 

esp the 3 variations of paralympic one with the swimmer

Nothing entices me more to buy a Toyota than watching a paralympic swimmer.

Even though I saw the car about 5 seconds throughout the commercial and know nothing about the car.

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Not quite as rage inducing as the singing hood ornament, but the new Allstate commercial where the woman is jumping rope with her car is beyond stupid.

11 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

alright, I will be the asshole....

 

the Toyota commercials during the Olympics are a fucking beating. an absolute fucking beating. 

 

esp the 3 variations of paralympic one with the swimmer

There's a fine line being showing that kind of commercial just enough to be inspirational and touching, and showing it so much that it loses all effect and becomes a slog to get though.

...they can't even see the line in their rearview mirror anymore.

nothing gets me more excited every 4 (5) years, than to watch the olympics and get to see all these "awesome" pharma ads that have taken childhood camp songs, and turned then into another fucking pharma ad.... because I dont have enough pharma ads being broadcast every week. 

its getting out of control.

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5 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

nothing gets me more excited every 4 (5) years, than to watch the olympics and get to see all these "awesome" pharma ads that have taken childhood camp songs, and turned then into another fucking pharma ad.... because I dont have enough pharma ads being broadcast every week. 

its getting out of control.

You sound stressed. Maybe you should speak to your doctor about Fukitall. Fuckitall may be right for you.

7 hours ago, RPM said:

You sound stressed. Maybe you should speak to your doctor about Fukitall. Fuckitall may be right for you.*

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Has anyone mentioned the fucking cat cafe from Tokyo hosted by Microsoft?  The people absolutely fascinated by the stream need to be sterilized to prevent more idiocracy.  There, I feel a little better.

The Tide commercial where the grandparents have let the daughter and her kids move in so they get to do laundry all day. Then granddaughter who appears to be at least older than 2 spits fruit juice all over her clean jammies which only makes them all giggle. Fuck that shit

Not buying the 90-year-old Korean woman blowing off her family trying to give her a birthday party so she can watch the WNBA.

Thank Geebus that YouTube TV came to the rescue.

On 8/2/2021 at 2:05 AM, RPM said:

You sound stressed. Maybe you should speak to your doctor about Fukitall. Fuckitall may be right for you.

do not take Fukitall if you are allergic to Fukitall. 

edit: should have guessed it was already posted lol 

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On 8/8/2021 at 10:31 PM, Longhornstampede said:

That's why I will always drive a Sewell....

talking about shopping at a luxury car dealership like it's the grocery store. "that's why i keep on coming back." stfu.

This one’s been around awhile but the prissy guy who thinks he’s being clever by having a nonalcoholic Heineken with his stupid lunch so he parades it around by boss’s office. But the boss is being interviewed on camera (!!!) so he’s exposed for the prissy, stupid, nonalcoholic Heineken drinker that he is 

On 7/29/2021 at 11:24 PM, mycox said:

Nothing entices me more to buy a Toyota than watching a paralympic swimmer.

Even though I saw the car about 5 seconds throughout the commercial and know nothing about the car.

The best part is the fact that the girl was born in 1992 or something but the scenes with her adoptive mom on the phone look like something out of Saving Private Ryan…

Huggies ad with the dancing baby wearing blue framed glassess is awesome.  I watch it with sound muted and crack up every time.

On 7/30/2021 at 12:56 AM, RPM said:

Not quite as rage inducing as the singing hood ornament, but the new Allstate commercial where the woman is jumping rope with her car is beyond stupid.

"Professional driver on closed course.  Do not attempt."

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Whelp.   I saw the all-time worst last night during the local broadcast of the Cowboy game.  I did a quick search but couldn't find it.  

The ad is basically a guy's ass cheeks talking.  No, I'm not kidding.  It's a close-up of a guy's ass in khaki's having a conversation.  The cheeks move at each inflection of the voice.  I'd rather watch 5 hours of that overrated, fatass AT&T chick hiding behind a counter than see this one again.

34 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Whelp.   I saw the all-time worst last night during the local broadcast of the Cowboy game.  I did a quick search but couldn't find it.  

The ad is basically a guy's ass cheeks talking.  No, I'm not kidding.  It's a close-up of a guy's ass in khaki's having a conversation.  The cheeks move at each inflection of the voice.  I'd rather watch 5 hours of that overrated, fatass AT&T chick hiding behind a counter than see this one again.

Calm down, Elton. 

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