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37 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Someone's big mad about dropping 5k on a peloton

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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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4 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Obligatory thread posting. 

 

30 years ago it was a Soloflex. People bought that shit and seldom used it. But, boy they loved to tell you that they owned one.

Anything with Shaq and the General. 

8 hours ago, HenryJames said:

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"my niece got kicked out of one of those."

"for talking?"

"grand larceny"

hahaha

I asked on the game thread, but I'm sure it's lost in the shuffle by now.

Texas has a good/great RTF Dept, yes?

If so, why are we still showing the lame-ass, "What Starts Here Changes the World" ads from 10 years ago.  

Note: I'm not speaking of the tower ads.  Those were cool.  I'm speaking about the one with the laser pen (or whatever it is).

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On 8/29/2021 at 3:44 PM, HenryJames said:

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This shit is just flat out unacceptable. 

5 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I asked on the game thread, but I'm sure it's lost in the shuffle by now.

Texas has a good/great RTF Dept, yes?

If so, why are we still showing the lame-ass, "What Starts Here Changes the World" ads from 10 years ago.  

Note: I'm not speaking of the tower ads.  Those were cool.  I'm speaking about the one with the laser pen (or whatever it is).

Yes, that ad is annoying.

7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

This shit is just flat out unacceptable. 

I mean... when you wonder how Trump is so popular in the south. 

10 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I mean... when you wonder how Trump is so popular in the south. 

A huge number of people in this country are represented perfectly by that commercial. We are the baddies. 

12 hours ago, XYZ said:

Yes, that ad is annoying.

The anechoic chamber ad. By its own admission, they exist all over the world. We didn't have anything unique to spotlight?

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On 8/29/2021 at 2:44 PM, HenryJames said:

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The only thing worse than fucking TikTok "country" singers is them signing a commercial deal and having it run EVERY. FUCKING. BREAK.

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On 8/17/2021 at 11:28 PM, DougO said:

That AT&T commercial they are running constantly, there's something really unnatural going on under Lily's sweater.

I finally saw it. First the ass caught up with the titties now the rest of her has.

Still would for old time’s sake though 

Discover cashback match with the two asian chicks.  Fucking kill me.
Narrator: it's the same chick.
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39 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:
Discover cashback match with the two asian chicks.  Fucking kill me.

Narrator: it's the same chick.

It's not though. One is tall and skinny and one is short and fat. But they're both viet so we are supposed to think they're the same? or sisters? I dunno.. honestly that's more racist by them doing that if you think about it.  

43 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Discover cashback match with the two asian chicks.  Fucking kill me.

Yes. Awful.

Lulz. Just look at their arms. We are better than this. Or maybe we aren’t. We just got buttfucked by Arkansas.

Lulz. Just look at their arms. We are better than this. Or maybe we aren’t. We just got buttfucked by Arkansas.
Gorilla boofed is the new accepted term.

Serena - Wonder Woman

Serena - Wonder Woman


Off key McEnroe was also bad. But brunette girlfriend was nice.

17 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Discover cashback match with the two asian chicks.  Fucking kill me.

It sucked 3 years ago or whenever it was that they originally ran those ads.

How much pussy does Jake from State Farm get?  

He's got chicks giving him free steaks and bacon, and free pizzas.  

You know a lot of them show their thanks by giving up the box... I feel like Vivid needs to do a movie.

32 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It sucked 3 years ago or whenever it was that they originally ran those ads.

For real. If the gimmick is “these people kind of look alike,” that’s a pretty weak premise for a recurring series of commercials.  If these are actually different people, which seems to be the case, it seems less clever. 

The Facebook groups shit  with a fake ass actor literally dressed like, talking like and acting like Pickford from Dazed & Confused,   lets talk transcendance and good feelings and chakras  and shit.

 

are you fucking kidding me?  who the fuck dresses like stoners from the 70's?

On 9/11/2021 at 11:16 PM, RamjetFDO said:
On 9/11/2021 at 10:38 PM, Patricio Swayze said:
Discover cashback match with the two asian chicks.  Fucking kill me.

Narrator: it's the same chick.

Actually, some of the earlier commercials did have the same actor in both roles. Then the theme was something like they know how it is to be you.

On 7/20/2021 at 10:29 PM, DougO said:

Video commentary not terribly interesting, but this commercial always makes me wonder just how the hell this woman was cast in this commercial with the most unconvincing fakeass band directoring ever. She's pathetic, commercial is full regard.

 

 

when she caught that pass, #39 should have laid the wood on her ass.

 

On 9/12/2021 at 11:33 PM, RomaVicta said:

Actually, some of the earlier commercials did have the same actor in both roles. Then the theme was something like they know how it is to be you.

Discover trying to prove they aren't anti-Asian or anything, but apparently think they all look alike and nobody would know the difference.

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

when she caught that pass, #39 should have laid the wood on her ass.

 

Probably did after the shoot. 

On 9/12/2021 at 4:31 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

It sucked 3 years ago or whenever it was that they originally ran those ads.

lol and not only that, we already hashed the whole "that's two different chicks" debate when the ad first aired. that's some serious staying power of suckitude (and of white people thinking all minorities look alike).  i've never once been able to even see the two chicks as looking like the same person, so the fact that so many think it's the same actress baffles me.

On 9/12/2021 at 11:33 PM, RomaVicta said:

Actually, some of the earlier commercials did have the same actor in both roles. Then the theme was something like they know how it is to be you.

I think there also may have been some with twins. The whole narrative it pushes is just plain weird, especially now that they use 2 different actors who are the same race. That just makes it worse, and they have to pay 2 people. 

58 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I think there also may have been some with twins. The whole narrative it pushes is just plain weird, especially now that they use 2 different actors who are the same race. That just makes it worse, and they have to pay 2 people. 

Guilty pleasure alert.

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I like this add. It's an energetic break between the other repeating car ads, it-was-funny-the-first-time ads, and ads for quasi-toxic prescription drugs we should be demanding from physicians.

The young women are cute. The taller one is sexy. Using them may be the best idea in the history of ideas. Sorta like choosing Charles Barkley first in a pick-up basketball game! 

 

Ok I didn't really. But I want to. You should neg yourself for that take. 

Who's counting?  

Everybody!  That's the whole point of golf!

Fucking Spectrum. 

The latest with the football getting ran over is pretty good. 

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The latest with the football getting ran over is pretty good. 

since this ad campaign started like 5--6 years ago, its light years better than anything they did not named lil sweet. 

 

I still cant get the fucking Pitbull  partying under a Miami overpass real good time shit outta my head

21 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fanville mom is fucking hot

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Can't sleep on Halle Berry lite... 

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This stupid fucking Peloton ad with the chick narrating like she's leading a class has played 3 times on ESPN in the past 20 minutes. It's an irritating, douchey, self-affirming piece of crap that resembles everything I hate about society. The whole fad of creating cults out of fitness trends is maddening. 

Can't sleep on Halle Berry lite... 
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I want to make her Feeeel Goood!!!

Nerd: eh check it out I can switch between ladies tennis and wonder woman really fast

*Serena does wonder woman things*

Girl: I'm gonna cum

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