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Whose ass would be kicked in a cage fight between 51 year old Queen Latifah "the Equalizer" and 81 year old Chuck Norris in a cage fight over in Brenham?   

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  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Whose ass would be kicked in a cage fight between 51 year old Queen Latifah "the Equalizer" and 81 year old Chuck Norris in a cage fight over in Brenham?   

Probably Chuck but she is a master of the scissor kick

I have 4 TVs on with NFL games and I'm pretty sure the cash back cash match commercial was just on all 4 at the same time. I'm done. 

Web ad, not TV. Anyhow, better title might be “How to shit the bed every morning” 

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Think I’ve seen 3 commercials where a hot chick is relieved to not receive a marriage proposal from a homely dude below her station. Most recently a very rude brunette in the TMobile commercial.

The stupid fucking Silk commercial. Rage-iest jingle on tv right now. 

On 9/26/2021 at 12:40 PM, slorch said:

Older Asian lady is a hardcore WNBA fan who can't miss a play while family is imploring her to join the fun with everyone else.

LMAO.  Makes perfect sense.

It does crack me up when they knock on the door and she yells, "NO THANK YOU!"

14 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Think I’ve seen 3 commercials where a hot chick is relieved to not receive a marriage proposal from a homely dude below her station. Most recently a very rude brunette in the TMobile commercial.

Taylor Misiak.  You're welcome:

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We're also supposed to believe that she's Dave's girlfriend in, uh...Dave.

Fuck Applebee's in the ass for replacing the tiktok commercial with ILIKEITILOVEITIWANTSOMEMOREOFIT!

Jesus Christ, I would seriously like to punch their marketing director in the balls.

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On 10/10/2021 at 12:07 PM, hundredTT said:


Pure hatred. 

The butterfly…uh guy? As my dear daddy always says “Thank God there’s something for everybody”

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3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Fuck Applebee's in the ass for replacing the tiktok commercial with ILIKEITILOVEITIWANTSOMEMOREOFIT!

Jesus Christ, I would seriously like to punch their marketing director in the balls.

Strongly disagree; strongly agree. 

On 10/12/2021 at 1:37 PM, Beau Vine said:

Taylor Misiak.  You're welcome:

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We're also supposed to believe that she's Dave's girlfriend in, uh...Dave.

She is relevant to my interests.

"No gas - no squeegee"

Primal rage intensifies. 

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4 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

don't drip on the drip. 

Any commercial that attempts to appeal to the "squad" can burn in hell. 

Any commercial that attempts to appeal to the "squad" can burn in hell. 

WTF are you talking about? What squad?
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10 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


WTF are you talking about? What squad?

Wasn't the post I quoted from the "sauce for every squad" BWW commercial? 

My point was that I'm tired of the overuse of the word "squad" in advertising to refer to any group of friends engaged in an activity, not any sort of political reference. 

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6 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

My point was that I'm tired of the overuse of the word "squad" in advertising to refer to any group of friends engaged in an activity

Add tribe to that.

At this point I'd rather see fatass Lily play musical counters than watch another FB commercial.

Just saw a Gain commercial that's a takeoff on flashdance. JFC ads are pathetic these days. 

3 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Just saw a Gain commercial that's a takeoff on flashdance. JFC ads are pathetic these days. 

I give that one a pass just for the "...check my drawers" line.

I do have to say that I like the Geico “Animal in the attic” commercial. That one is pretty damn funny.

3 hours ago, Hate said:

I do have to say that I like the Geico “Animal in the attic” commercial. That one is pretty damn funny.

Agree, but after seeing it for the 1000th time in a month's span, it'll lose its luster 

On 10/14/2021 at 11:36 PM, ztejas said:

"No gas - no squeegee"

Primal rage intensifies. 

That is the wordiest and lamest commercial in recent memory.

On 10/15/2021 at 12:36 AM, ztejas said:

"No gas - no squeegee"

Primal rage intensifies. 

It should be the name of the 2022 recruiting thread. 

Nugenix drops the cuckold angle but brings in a leathery Doug Flutie as Big Hurt’s sidekick.

Thomas might be the last man on earth wearing Reebok.

"No gas - no squeegee" guy's next customer should be Javier Bardem, only this time the call on the coin flip is wrong.  

Rosland fucking Capital. Non-stop Medicare commercials, and those stupid shingles ads with the Whaat? Jesus...

I live in a massive penthouse apartment in New York City. The only thing missing was that online bachelor’s degree from Strayer University 

I've been saying that the Liberty Mutual commercials on the boardwalk are the worst commercials on the air these days. But they have sunk to new depths of depravity with the DJ one.

We have an Animal problem.

Hate to hate on Muppets, but that has to be the dumbest one yet.

The GMC “we will rock you” ads, holy shit they are annoying.

100 years from now, the remnants of humanity living in caves will wonder why we didnt stop Thomas J Henry while we had the chance.

Now that I’m thinking about it, General Motors seems to have a rich history of making annoying commercials.

10 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

100 years from now, the remnants of humanity living in caves will wonder why we didnt stop Thomas J Henry while we had the chance.

Funny you say that. Just the other day I was thinking that if they announced that an asteroid is headed towards Earth and it will hit in six months and kill everything on it, and there’s nothing we can do to stop it, the first thing I would do, THE FIRST THING, would be to find that motherfucker.

this is a commercial for a cell phone:

 

a cell phone that's probably designed to kill itself in about 2 years so that you have to buy a new one. won't be taking any photos of junior with this phone by the time he's even walking.

 

Now that I’m thinking about it, General Motors seems to have a rich history of making annoying commercials.

Yep. Remember the stupid everyone dragging their tailgates around from a few years ago? Not only are they awful, but they get played all the time.

Firehouse Subs says they donate money to first responders, and thus they have a new motto that says "Enjoy More Subs. Save More Lives." in the ad they literally say, "our subs save lives." GTFOH. besides, what says "i'm saving a life" like stuffing your gullet with a cured meats, an entire foot of bread, and high calorie sauces full of HFCS?

23 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

100 years from now, the remnants of humanity living in caves will wonder why we didnt stop Thomas J Henry while we had the chance.

I literally just saw a fucking bullboard this asshole put up on 183 that claimed he had just won a 1.25 BILLION settlement. 

if true thats getting close to Joe Jamail fucking territory

We have an Animal problem.
Hate to hate on Muppets, but that has to be the dumbest one yet.

I have to disagree as I posted earlier in the thread. As someone that grew up with the Muppet Show, I absolutely love it. The scene when she is in the kitchen makes me laugh every time. To each his own.
16 minutes ago, Hate said:


I have to disagree as I posted earlier in the thread. As someone that grew up with the Muppet Show, I absolutely love it. The scene when she is in the kitchen makes me laugh every time. To each his own.

I concur.  It makes me laugh because at one point he sounds Bobcat "Goldthwait_esqe,"

Any car commercial, whether Cadillac, Lincoln, or any other, that shows the driver of their cars taking their hands off the steering wheel just to show that the car can steer itself irritates the shit out of me.  Not only is this reinforcing inherently unsafe behavior, but if someone is too lazy or disinterested in driving to keep their fucking hands on the wheel and pay attention to the task of driving their car, maybe they shouldn't be driving.

5 hours ago, 83Horn said:

Any car commercial, whether Cadillac, Lincoln, or any other, that shows the driver of their cars taking their hands off the steering wheel just to show that the car can steer itself irritates the shit out of me.  Not only is this reinforcing inherently unsafe behavior, but if someone is too lazy or disinterested in driving to keep their fucking hands on the wheel and pay attention to the task of driving their car, maybe they shouldn't be driving.

reminds of the NON-Tesla  commercial from 3 or so years ago where the driver is literally so distracted that the car keeps having to get the car back between the lanes, stopping him from changing lanes because another car is there and braking because the driver is zoned out

at the time I was stunned because it basically was telling everyone no need to pay attention to shit while driving, the car is basically a Tesla- lite (bullshit) and the car is gonna save you from your stupidity.   again, this wasnt a tesla commercial, it was like a Mazda, or VW or some shit.

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There was a Nissan commercial a while back where a Rogue went rogue and autonomously prevented an inattentive driver from running over a child on the sidewalk within the first 10 feet of her journey. 

Nissan: the perfect car for people who can't even pay attention long enough to pull out of the driveway! 

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