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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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Ooh.. beg pardon, sir? Is now a good time for a jolly good bit of window cracking?

On 10/24/2021 at 10:04 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Nissan: the perfect car for women

 

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Do you get to bang the kill in bang/marry/kill? Slight Kitty Sanchez vibes here.

 

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I like that ad and she's hot as fuck. 

Fuck these TikTok commercials. What are you even selling, aside from people's personal info?

Who is hurting for money the most, Elton or Craig Robinson?

The Uber Eats commercials are getting really old really quickly. I never really liked them that much, but they’ve really started to annoy me now.

12 hours ago, Hate said:

The Uber Eats commercials are getting really old really quickly. I never really liked them that much, but they’ve really started to annoy me now.

As much as Grubhub?

If I ever find the motherfucker who wrote the Skyrizi jingle....

 

those fucks have now changed the tone and beat of the fucking inane jingle where nothing is everything into no less than FOUR music styles. 

Ive now heard  it sung in the style of Country (and Western!), pop, bubblegum pop, and a variation that sounds like a traditional church hymnal. 

 

and each version comes with a new fucking commercial 

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

If I ever find the motherfucker who wrote the Skyrizi jingle....

 

those fucks have now changed the tone and beat of the fucking inane jingle where nothing is everything into no less than FOUR music styles. 

Ive now heard  it sung in the style of Country (and Western!), pop, bubblegum pop, and a variation that sounds like a traditional church hymnal. 

 

and each version comes with a new fucking commercial 

The thick black girl in one of the skyrizi ads is hot as fuck though. 

Fuck Baker Mayfield, but the commercial with him squirting nacho cheese in the kids' Halloween treat bags is pretty funny.  

14 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Fuck Baker Mayfield, but the commercial with him squirting nacho cheese in the kids' Halloween treat bags is pretty funny.  

I, too, enjoy some of those commercials. The yard sale one where he's selling his teammates pads got a couple chuckles from me. 

I too can’t stand Baker, but those commercials are all pretty damn good. The video games, the smoke detector, the books club…they are all pretty funny to me. I just have to temporarily forget that is Baker.

I have a feeling that something very bad is gonna happen to TJHenry... like the O'Doyles. Either he's gonna go to prison for some sort of fraud or a trucker's union is gonna hire a hitman to whack his whole family. Or his car will hit a banana peel and he'll drive off a cliff. 

Every time that Subway commercial says "smashed avocado" I cringe. WTF, they couldn't find the secret formula or secure the rights to "guacamole?" What if somebody wants sliced avocado? Do they only get scratch and dent avocados from damaged container auctions?

58 minutes ago, DougO said:

Every time that Subway commercial says "smashed avocado" I cringe. WTF, they couldn't find the secret formula or secure the rights to "guacamole?" What if somebody wants sliced avocado? Do they only get scratch and dent avocados from damaged container auctions?

I think it's harder to fake sliced avocado. It generally requires real avocado.

No gas, nosqueegie...then $.03 of gas.

You're not clever.  Both motherfuckers should be punched in the mouth.

This damn GMC commercial with the people doing fucking hand jive while driving to Queen pisses me off to the highest of pisstivity

49 minutes ago, d2o said:

This damn GMC commercial with the people doing fucking hand jive while driving to Queen pisses me off to the highest of pisstivity

Fucker should put some RainX on his windshield and use his wipers and fluid. 

Cheap bastard.

Taco Bell commercial.    Dude, if she would rather have Taco Bell than dick, you dont want her anyway

Any commercial (I'm looking at you, Dominos) that features someone yelling into a megaphone at someone who is an arm's length away from them causes a reflexive reach for the remote/mute button.  Probably not the reaction advertisers want.

6 hours ago, d2o said:

Taco Bell commercial.    Dude, if she would rather have Taco Bell than dick, you dont want her anyway

I’d rather have Taco Bell than dick.  

7 hours ago, d2o said:

Taco Bell commercial.    Dude, if she would rather have Taco Bell than dick, you dont want her anyway

Maybe it's saying something about the dick.

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3 hours ago, RPM said:

Maybe it's saying something about the dick.

It doesn't make any sense as far as I can figure it because it's not like they were fucking or had their pants off or anything, but the fact that the buoy tips over and then the girl immediately wants nothing to do with him and only wants Taco Bell has made me wonder whether the ad is aimed squarely at disappointed post-coital women. 

Edited by Prepuce of Doom

Wouldn't it be pre-coital?  Whatever it is, it's a stupid commercial and Taco Bell sucks these days anyway.

Edited by Hate

3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

disappointed post-coital women. 

My wife does like her Taco Bell, so may be onto something here. 

we've only just started jewelry commercial season, but Jared is setting the bar pretty fucking high with this soy boy beta cuck and the letter he wrote to his girlfriend's (dead?) dad, asking for his permission to marry her. i hope they have the messiest divorce, and she hocks the ring so she can support her crystal meth habit.

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Has the Geico/football ad been mentioned?  

I'm more disturbed by our actual football team.

Serena…Wonder Woman

State Farm, if you're going to bring Charissa Thompson on board for Christ's sake let her work alone. She does some outstanding work solo, if you know what I'm saying 

I usually hate every chevy ad out there... especially the ads for their gimmick tailgates....but the one with Walter the cat is still kinda funny.

"Whats so great about him? He doesnt have a workspace"

10 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

the one with Walter the cat is still kinda funny.

Is it because he's so slow and fat they have to build a special step up tailgate for him?

On 11/6/2021 at 1:41 PM, shadow_operative said:

we've only just started jewelry commercial season, but Jared is setting the bar pretty fucking high with this soy boy beta cuck and the letter he wrote to his girlfriend's (dead?) dad, asking for his permission to marry her. i hope they have the messiest divorce, and she hocks the ring so she can support her crystal meth habit.

just saw that.... and I now know how to kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

 

we got blasted with the tear jerker CDC commercials during the games on Saturday and Sunday.   "I wish my daddy was still here and had just taken the vaccine"

 

lets combine the 2.

 

cuck Jared bitch writes the letter because it turns out his GF's daddy died from covid this year.    so instead of the happy ltter, its a fucking scathing letter.

hey dipshit dad, you were too fucking stupid to get the vaccine and you fucking died...  too bad... now I am gonna turn your daughter into a meth whore  ha ha, love Jared. 

On 11/7/2021 at 9:22 AM, XYZ said:

Serena…Wonder Woman

Just noticed that the moles on her face flip from side to side...ugh, seen it too many times to start noticing crap like that.

On 11/7/2021 at 9:22 AM, XYZ said:

Serena…Wonder Woman

Also his lady friend next to him on the couch is pretty hot and pretends to be interested in his ranting but that dork just wants to play with the remote 

On 10/12/2021 at 1:37 PM, Beau Vine said:

Taylor Misiak.  You're welcome:

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We're also supposed to believe that she's Dave's girlfriend in, uh...Dave.

Bless you, my son.

8 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

Just noticed that the moles on her face flip from side to side...ugh, seen it too many times to start noticing crap like that.

You’d think she could afford a rat or dozen to gnaw them things off.  

Add Kevin Hart along with Elton and Craig in the must be hurting for money group.  

Eli Manning "I put that shit on everything", hahaha, that's great.

2 hours ago, XYZ said:

Eli Manning "I put that shit on everything", hahaha, that's great.

Yeah, that's a really bad one. What genius wrote that?

 

1 hour ago, DougO said:

What genius wrote that?

 

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The Meta commercial with the Gen Y'ers and the cartoon tiger. Fucking cringey it's so bad. 

 

The Tiffany's Beyonce/JayZ commercial... when the fuck did he grow his hair out? 

51 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

The Meta commercial with the Gen Y'ers and the cartoon tiger. Fucking cringey it's so bad. 

 

The Tiffany's Beyonce/JayZ commercial... when the fuck did he grow his hair out? 

I actually kind of like the music but yeah it's definitely cringey. 

I also think it's funny when advertisers go overboard on the "racial diversity" aspect of ads. I feel like if you'd never been to the US and watched a bunch of TV spots then came over here you'd be thinking "what's up with all these white people and Mexicans?".

15 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I actually kind of like the music but yeah it's definitely cringey. 

I also think it's funny when advertisers go overboard on the "racial diversity" aspect of ads. I feel like if you'd never been to the US and watched a bunch of TV spots then came over here you'd be thinking "what's up with all these white people and Mexicans?".

How come every 4 people I meet aren't an Asian with a funky haircut, a gay white guy, a black chick with a half-fro and trendy glasses, and a maybe hispanic with painted eyebrows? 

Every ad with acoustic guitars and a raspy voiced chick trying to sing a classic song and butchering it. 

^^^^.  yes x 1000

Edited by Lhorn

12 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

How come every 4 people I meet aren't an Asian with a funky haircut, a gay white guy, a black chick with a half-fro and trendy glasses, and a maybe hispanic with painted eyebrows? 

Because you aren't pitching "Young Larry"  to Netflix and Hulu.

 

 

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