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If you are a white male actor, good luck finding work on TV ads.

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On 11/13/2021 at 10:43 AM, Underdog said:

Add Kevin Hart along with Elton and Craig in the must be hurting for money group.  

Craig Robinson is like the commercial king right now, and he's not hurting for money at all. being the spokesperson for 17 different things can be pretty lucrative and not all that time consuming.

6 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

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This is fucking amazing. Where did you get this?

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is fucking amazing. Where did you get this?

i did it myself over the last few months. you'll probably recognize a few since they're all fairly recent. some are currently running.

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6 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

i did it myself over the last few months. you'll probably recognize a few since they're all fairly recent. some are currently running.

There's gotta be a repeat actress or two in there right? Although all different ads. 

It's the hair style.

16 minutes ago, ztejas said:

There's gotta be a repeat actress or two in there right? Although all different ads. 

there's one repeat. top right and third row middle are the same lady.

There's gotta be a repeat actress or two in there right? Although all different ads. 

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6 minutes ago, Hate said:


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Well... I was right, so no. 

44 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

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You left out the light skinned one with freckles

16 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

You left out the light skinned one with freckles

you mean top right?

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that right, i didn't even have room for all of them in my first screenshot.

20 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

the light skinned one

Yeah that narrows it down. 

7 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

you mean top right?

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that right, i didn't even have room for all of them in my first screenshot.

No. This one

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19 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

No. This one

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I would call that white.

2 hours ago, XYZ said:

If you are a white male actor, good luck finding work on TV ads.

Unless you're the ironic dorky white guy doing disco dance moves.

Saw a Brad Pitt ad last night for some espresso like machine, throw him in the mix with the hard up for money group. 

11 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

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Gonna take me a while to rank them, sans top right, liking the rest of that column below her. 

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:
 
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2 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


Counterpoint

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Throw in the lady with the horse teeth talking on the phone with Gronk.

17 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

black women in commercials are just a reeeaaalllll diverse bunch:

 

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Surprised this one (the commercial I mean... no racist) hasn't show up yet since it's almost Christmas.  

 

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pc and all dat

I was actually about to respond that seemingly half of our country is very pretty, light skinned, thin to slightly curvy black women with sassy afro haircut.  But that collage is amazing. 

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

Gonna take me a while to rank them, sans top right, liking the rest of that column below her. 

Bottom right strong to very strong. 

I’m smitten with the one above bottom right, shame she had to endure that skeletor looking singer bitch.  

On 11/15/2021 at 3:00 PM, Lhorn said:

I was actually about to respond that seemingly half of our country is very pretty, light skinned, thin to slightly curvy black women with sassy afro haircut.  But that collage is amazing. 

Thank goodness Progressive commercials are here to balance the scales for unattractive white people.

2 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

two new ones from the last 24 hours:

 

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Dear God they're breeding. 

Dear God they're breeding. 

I’m a little uncomfortable with the direction of this conversation.

Now do a collage of me raging every time the cash back cash match commercial comes on. 

White girls tryna get in commercials be like... 

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The Liberty ad with the Spider-Man theme cracks me up...  “did it work?”  

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The high-strung condescending knowitall dudebro with the overbite aggressively hawking MVMT Watshesh.

Is there a more "huh?" tagline than "Red Bull gives you wings. "?

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10 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Is there a more "huh?" tagline than "Red Bull gives you wings. "?

"Red Bull makes you vibrate like cocaine" was shot down by the focus group. 

On 11/14/2021 at 8:37 PM, XYZ said:

If you are a white male actor, good luck finding work on TV ads.

Unless you're flamboyant. 

Or the Bud Light King. He's in the tailgate ad with the cat now , and several before the Bud Light campaign 

Tony Romo in your ear Dorito's commercial. Creeps me out. Makes me wonder what other orifices Romo's head has been in.

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28 minutes ago, royiv said:

Tony Romo in your ear Dorito's commercial. Creeps me out. Makes me wonder what other orifices Romo's head has been in.

Several of them belong to Jessica Simpson, so... 

50 minutes ago, royiv said:

Tony Romo in your ear Dorito's commercial. Creeps me out. Makes me wonder what other orifices Romo's head has been in.

Having watched him play for several years in a Cowboys uniform, going out on the limb here and say his own ass. 

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