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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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The first Aaron Rodgers SF commercial with his agent was ok.  They've progressively gotten worse.  The most recent one about him meditating so he doesn't have to use the bathroom is fucking terrible.

Meanwhile Geico grandpa whistling flight of the bumblebees through his nose is fucking great.

New portal commercial has a fucking hottie in a blue full body suit, couldn't find her info.

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The Pepsi icing the kicker commercial. Fucking terrible. Because yeah at an NFL game, everyone is drinking soda.

What if your goal is to get drunk and have a good time? Then it's helped a lot of people. Haha

Saw one encouraging women to propose to men. Thought that was odd.

"protein powered pistachios"

" One cup of raw pistachios provides 685 calories in a caloric ratio of 67 percent fat, 20 percent carbohydrates and 13 percent protein "

yeah i'm sure that's all muscle, fatty.

 

3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Geico grandpa whistling flight of the bumblebees through his nose is fucking great.

Yeah, that ones pretty good.

The Las Vegas - Champ-E-on commercial with the guys running around Las Vegas with a hotel flower vase/cup needs to stop.

Aaron Rodgers's fake agent and his fake real estate agent with the cartoon voice.

Aaron's real agent should give State Farm their money back and request that the ads cease to exist for the common good.

 

6 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

The first Aaron Rodgers SF commercial with his agent was ok.  They've progressively gotten worse.  The most recent one about him meditating so he doesn't have to use the bathroom is fucking terrible.

 

And this. But the first one really annoyed me, too. Especially the fake real estate agent's stupid voice.

1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

The Las Vegas - Champ-E-on commercial with the guys running around Las Vegas with a hotel flower vase/cup needs to stop.

I didn't think that one was bad, made me chuckle.

8 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I didn't think that one was bad, made me chuckle.

Maybe, the first five to 10 times. After that, enough.

I didn't think Kay Jewelers could top their stupidity over the years, but they have done it.  Guy asks the stupid 7 year kid if he can marry his mother with a minute long speech.

how about this new alexa ad where the dad spends his entire evening helping his daughter prepare a meal for some guy who's coming over to nail her, and as soon as she's done using pops she rolls her eyes at him and hangs up on him. ridiculous.  

the ones for facebook's living room spy cam.  yeah, that's exactly who i want with a camera and a mic in my house.  "OH WE PROMISE THIS TIME WE"LL KEEP YOUR PRIVATE DATA PRIVATE!"  a wise man once said, "fool me once, shame on, shame on you.  fool me - you can't get fooled again."

On 11/5/2018 at 10:48 AM, mycox said:

I didn't think Kay Jewelers could top their stupidity over the years, but they have done it.  Guy asks the stupid 7 year kid if he can marry his mother with a minute long speech.

That one is horribad. And after the speech the kid just stares at him and never answers. 

DIAF every commercial that plays 20 times per game, every damn game.  That includess you NW Mutual and Mazda with your annoying sappy music.

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First off...Fuck directv in the goat ass.

 

Not only is this a stupid commercial, but it shows they don't have a clue that their real competition is cable cutters.  Is their marketing dept that clueless?  I guess so.

New one is the snow dome being opened on the space station, dumb bitch killed em all with that!

 

flip side, love the hell out of the "turning into your parents" commercials. 

The Microsoft ad with the robot bro who can't ride a skateboard.

3 hours ago, bluto said:

 

flip side, love the hell out of the "turning into your parents" commercials. 

Those hit close to home a little. I find myself doing things that I used to give my dad shit about all the time. 

11 hours ago, 77horn said:

First off...Fuck directv in the goat ass.

 

Not only is this a stupid commercial, but it shows they don't have a clue that their real competition is cable cutters.  Is their marketing dept that clueless?  I guess so.

Did that commercial feature Old Black Man as an assistant coach with Badger doing the voiceover? Did I see/hear that right?

It's been mentioned already, but it is currently winning this thread so hard that it needs repeating.  The Aaron Rogers fake agent bullshit is singlehandedly lowering the IQ of every living human on this planet.  Fuck you State Farm.

The Subway commercial with the kid flipping half-full water bottles is getting tiresome.  What does flipping bottles have to do with your crappy sandwiches?

On 11/11/2018 at 7:31 PM, Upgrayedd said:

The Microsoft ad with the robot bro who can't ride a skateboard.

Ha! I don’t ride skateboards, but even I could tell that little turn he made on his board leaving his desk was amateur.  And his toys are changing the world.

It's been mentioned already, but it is currently winning this thread so hard that it needs repeating.  The Aaron Rogers fake agent bullshit is singlehandedly lowering the IQ of every living human on this planet.  Fuck you State Farm.


He took a huge dump in his client’s bathroom, lit a candle, started a fire, then tried to cover it up so poorly that he attempted to state that evacuates his bowels by meditation.

You know, sometimes “By Men-non” is enough to move product.
On 11/13/2018 at 7:12 PM, Eskimohorn said:

 


He took a huge dump in his client’s bathroom, lit a candle, started a fire, then tried to cover it up so poorly that he attempted to state that evacuates his bowels by meditation.

You know, sometimes “By Men-non” is enough to move product.

 

Mennen

On 11/11/2018 at 7:31 PM, Upgrayedd said:

The Microsoft ad with the robot bro who can't ride a skateboard.

Yes - go back a page to post 245 when I spilled my rage over that one - i want to smash his face in...

Lot’s of virtue signaling going on in commercials these days. 

1 hour ago, Lat22 said:

Lot’s of virtue signaling going on in commercials these days. 

I don’t disagree but any specific commercials come to mind?

The commercial for Ring doorbell cam:

Two thieves approach front door during the middle of the day before seeing the Ring cam

”what do we do?”

Flash to the original millennial 98# weakling at the gym seeing this on his phone.

“I tell you what I’d do: I’d start running”

as they creep away apparently not fast enough for 98# weakling he replies 

“Now gentleman!  Hustle!”

 

I’m annoyed by how emboldened this twerp is considering he has nothing on the criminals. As he’s essentially telling them to “jump higher “ despite that they’ve done nothing wrong to that point. Oh yeah and they might come back this time at night or with a ski mask on, or to the back door and time him up while they rape his girlfriend

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I don't know if it just shows on the watchespn app, but the CVS commercial where this woman tells her friend she got everything for Christmas from CVS. Holy shit.

pork council commercial on youtube that instructed viewers to sear a couple minutes a side to seal in juices.

13 hours ago, HenryJames said:

She sounds poor.

I don't know, CVS prices on stuff for the poors seems kinda high.

On 11/4/2018 at 12:20 PM, immortal13 said:

 

How has Hennessy ever helped anyone achieve their goals?

My wife let me do her in the ass after drinking Hennessy. 🤷🏿‍♂️

My wife let me do her in the ass after drinking Hennessy. [emoji1740]‍[emoji3603]

Your wife’s ass drinks Hennessy?
On 11/12/2018 at 9:19 AM, bernorange said:

It's been mentioned already, but it is currently winning this thread so hard that it needs repeating.  The Aaron Rogers fake agent bullshit is singlehandedly lowering the IQ of every living human on this planet.  Fuck you State Farm.

Bro, they're still running this cringey bullshit 247. 

 

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43 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Your wife’s ass drinks Hennessy?

When I'm lucky

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