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3 hours ago, Droopy said:

How is not a whole page dedicated to these commercials?!?!

Wife almost had me convinced to go until I saw this commercial, oh… every commercial break during these bowl games. Carnival can go fuck themselves. Hard pass. 

At least they didn't call back Kathie Lee Gifford.

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3 hours ago, RPM said:

At least they didn't call back Kathie Lee Gifford.

I would gladly take her back as long as I didn’t have to listen to that guy sing, “hippy-hips” or try to “rhyme” some of the words he sings in the entire song. Just awful. 

Erin Andrews spot for Uber Eats is so poorly performed and terribly stale and unfunny it's insulting.

 

On 12/20/2021 at 8:21 AM, Underdog said:

 

Whatever became of the snarky milf from the early Sonic add? 

Sonic had one of my favorite ads ever, then the dropped it for those two idiots in their car.

 

Is it just me, or is the demographic of female, one-armed rock climbers a bit over-represented in commercials these days?  And speaking of Erin Andrews, that Lexus commercial she does, "She's rich...she rich, rich" irritates me.  I don't care how hot she may be, that ad makes her sound like a moron.

38 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

I don't care how hot she may be

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She has all the sex appeal of Olive Oyl.

On 12/20/2021 at 9:21 AM, Underdog said:

 

Whatever became of the snarky milf from the early Sonic add? 

This is who I was asking about... 

 

The Pringles ad is money. "Your daughter is a good kisser"

3 hours ago, RPM said:

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She has all the sex appeal of Olive Oyl.

I've seen the video. She looks really.... really good naked. 

just saw an ad for some new sitcom that's going to be coming to NBC where they quoted a reviewer as saying, "this could be the next 'The Office' or 'Superstore'". huh? that's like saying, "This could be the next Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy." so which is it? 

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

just saw an ad for some new sitcom that's going to be coming to NBC where they quoted a reviewer as saying, "this could be the next 'The Office' or 'Superstore'". huh? that's like saying, "This could be the next Breaking Bad or Sons of Anarchy." so which is it? 

As soon as I heard that commercial I thought "that show will fail immediately". Never in the history of TV has a show that was called "the next" anything ever amounted to more than a pile of dogshit. 

50 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

As soon as I heard that commercial I thought "that show will fail immediately". Never in the history of TV has a show that was called "the next" anything ever amounted to more than a pile of dogshit. 

True. They should market every new show as the next pile of dogshit, then maybe they will be hits.

Craig Robinson’s Pizza Hut and “Maniac” laundry detergent ads are a beating.

Guess Gina kicked Martin to the curb, add him to the desperate for money list as he’s peddling Draft Kings sportsbook now a days. 

43 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

Craig Robinson’s Pizza Hut and “Maniac” laundry detergent ads are a beating.

Pizza plus another pizza! 

These T-Mobile commercials are actually worse than the Verizon ones. Didn’t think it was possible.

On 12/26/2021 at 6:23 PM, Underdog said:

This is who I was asking about... 

 

This must have aired outside my viewing area but daddy likey 

The AT&T Lily commercials keep getting older and older. She looks about 18 in one they showed tonight. They're either looking for her replacement in the meantime or they are chained to her contract and have her in some kind of fat camp.

Had nobody mentioned the GMC AT4 commercial?

The dude gets his wife/gf a Bernese mountain dog puppy.

She gets him an $80K truck.

 

Awwwwww, thanks honey.

 

 

hey, whaddaya know? Lilly has lost weight, and all of a sudden her body is back on camera, and she's no longer hiding hide behind tables in every ad. weird.

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

hey, whaddaya know? Lilly has lost weight, and all of a sudden her body is back on camera, and she's no longer hiding hide behind tables in every ad. weird.

I just noticed this too haha.

or are they using a body double from the back?

On 12/26/2021 at 1:29 PM, DougO said:

Erin Andrews spot for Uber Eats is so poorly performed and terribly stale and unfunny it's insulting.

 

Erin looks like she's hit the wall. 

Every Allstate commercial played during a college football game should have its creator raped with a rabid flaming porcupine

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And what's up with the blinking-way-too-much chick in the middle?

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I fucking KNEW when I saw Lilly looking pretty good in the latest commercials that there would be multiple posts about her luscious rack on here, you pervs 

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the Lincoln Aviator commercial is starting to become annoying.    The song they are playing is 60+ years old

 

I get that she's a jazz icon, but there are much better clasic jazz songs that could be played. 

 

maybe its because her songs are now in the public domain they can play it with no royalties. 

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I fucking KNEW when I saw Lilly looking pretty good in the latest commercials that there would be multiple posts about her luscious rack on here, you pervs 

Ngl just saw the 2nd new one she's back to looking pretty damn fine. 

I'm pretty sure those are way old recycled commercials with clever modifications.

Yeah, sorry to burst everyone's bubbles, but those are old AT&T commercials from when Lily first arrived. 

1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Yeah, sorry to burst everyone's bubbles, but those are old AT&T commercials from when Lily first arrived. 

Spoil sport 

The Matt Damon crypto.com commercial needs to die a quick death. 

13 minutes ago, royiv said:

The Matt Damon crypto.com commercial needs to die a quick death. 

Came here to post this.

You can tell that the skinny young Lily AT&T commercial about the football fan couple that they're running often now is ancient because it's all white people.

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You can tell that the skinny young Lily AT&T commercial about the football fan couple that they're running often now is ancient because it's all white people.

She’d be a light skinned freckly black girl today.
On 12/31/2021 at 8:09 AM, HornOnTheBayou said:

Yeah, sorry to burst everyone's bubbles, but those are old AT&T commercials from when Lily first arrived. 

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 so nerdwallet is implying you need to get a new credit card to buy a team jersey? All other cards maxed out or something?

And does that guy have carpet glued to his face and head?
On 12/30/2021 at 10:23 PM, DougO said:

I'm pretty sure those are way old recycled commercials with clever modifications.

She doesn’t look real. More like a hologram. Can you fuck a hologram? Asking for a friend 

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16 hours ago, royiv said:

The Matt Damon crypto.com commercial needs to die a quick death. 

Except not quick, because the goddamn ad feels like it's six minutes long. 

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22 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

Who thought Gronk would be a good spokesperson?

It's as though he (and/or the producers) knew he wouldn't be any good acting in earnest, so they made him act cartoonishly bad on purpose instead. 

2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

She doesn’t look real. More like a hologram. Can you fuck a hologram? Asking for a friend 

The man that invents that will make Elon Musk look like a panhandler.

Man those Wendy's commercials have really made me rethink my opinion that Reggie Bush is an unlikable asshole 

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The sports book commercial with the Mannings and JB. That shit annoying and stupid. I'd like to choke them all.

Now that Discover has thankfully scaled back on the airing of the cash back cash match commercial I need to find a new focus for my range. Kate McKinnon is running really strong. Why does she walk like that? Someone posted up thread about her not being able to walk in heels. I think that's a bit, that part of the ad has her in heels on fake ice. But the rest of the commercial she walks like a sasquatch. Why does she swing her arms like that? Strong Patterson-Gimlin vibes. I mean what in the actual fuck? Who walks like that?

8 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Now that Discover has thankfully scaled back on the airing of the cash back cash match commercial I need to find a new focus for my range. Kate McKinnon is running really strong. Why does she walk like that? Someone posted up thread about her not being able to walk in heels. I think that's a bit, that part of the ad has her in heels on fake ice. But the rest of the commercial she walks like a sasquatch. Why does she swing her arms like that? Strong Patterson-Gimlin vibes. I mean what in the actual fuck? Who walks like that?

Yeah, she is kinda hunched over and has her feet wide apart, waving all around. It's like she's channeling John Madden.

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