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45 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

The sports book commercial with the Mannings and JB. That shit annoying and stupid. I'd like to choke them all.

Or just ALL sports book commercials.

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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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Just found out this weekend that Halle Berry plays the queen in the Caesar's commercials. Doesn't make them any better, but she is one hot woman. 

25 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

Why does she walk like that? Someone posted up thread about her not being able to walk in heels. I think that's a bit,

I think it was supposed to be a projection of power. Didn't work. Just looks awkward.

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

I think it was supposed to be a projection of power. Didn't work. Just looks awkward.

Looks more like a projection of Groucho Marx. 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Looks more like a projection of Groucho Marx. 

I can see that.

On 1/1/2022 at 7:44 PM, blacklab said:

 so nerdwallet is implying you need to get a new credit card to buy a team jersey? All other cards maxed out or something?

If you're an adult buying a jersey, it's safe to assume that your life ain't going too well.

On 1/2/2022 at 12:26 PM, Baboontyme said:

Now that Discover has thankfully scaled back on the airing of the cash back cash match commercial I need to find a new focus for my range. Kate McKinnon is running really strong. Why does she walk like that? Someone posted up thread about her not being able to walk in heels. I think that's a bit, that part of the ad has her in heels on fake ice. But the rest of the commercial she walks like a sasquatch. Why does she swing her arms like that? Strong Patterson-Gimlin vibes. I mean what in the actual fuck? Who walks like that?

She walks like she just sharted and she's trying like hell to keep the shit from getting all over her ass/vag. 

On 1/2/2022 at 12:38 PM, Mo Horn said:

Just found out this weekend that Halle Berry plays the queen in the Caesar's commercials. Doesn't make them any better, but she is one hot woman. 

That's some pretty severe commercial FAIL if you can't even make Halle Berry look like obvious Halle Berry.

6 hours ago, Sandman said:

She walks like she just sharted and she's trying like hell to keep the shit from getting all over her ass/vag. 

 

 

 

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On 1/1/2022 at 12:10 PM, Scary Stranger said:

Who thought Gronk would be a good spokesperson?

as a veteran and (former) USAA customer; I actually get a kick out of those.

"What's your member number?'

"87"

"Not going to cut it here, Robert.( paraphrased.)

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On 1/2/2022 at 12:26 PM, Baboontyme said:

Now that Discover has thankfully scaled back on the airing of the cash back cash match commercial I need to find a new focus for my range. Kate McKinnon is running really strong. Why does she walk like that? Someone posted up thread about her not being able to walk in heels. I think that's a bit, that part of the ad has her in heels on fake ice. But the rest of the commercial she walks like a sasquatch. Why does she swing her arms like that? Strong Patterson-Gimlin vibes. I mean what in the actual fuck? Who walks like that?

Thanks for putting me back into a Patterson-Gimlin film wormhole, asshole.

This dude acting like he is sharing the secret of life about dipping his Taco Bell pisses me off to the highest of pisstivity.  Taco Bell has been on a roll.   I've hated the last 3 commercials that get played on seemingly endless loops

If I called the shots any ad using Like a Virgin would have to be muted and have Quentin Tarantino in a picture in picture in the corner explaining the real meaning of the song 

This thing makes me all kinds of stabby.  Is this what it takes for kids to pay attention to a work of art--beats and a dance number? It's visual and at one point one of the kids isn't even looking at the thing but listening to some wayward loop in his head. At this rate, we're going to have to hire choreographers to teach K-12 and beyond.  Students will need an electronica immersion routine for basic math.  Society is toast.  

 

On 1/5/2022 at 5:35 PM, DougO said:

 

 

 

Must have been walking carefully to avoid a toddler style blowout of his Depends!

I know I'm not the only one who laughingly scoffs at how stupid the stunt is with the Rain-x wipers getting defrosted in giant ice blocks by open flames. Yet can't help but marvel at how awesome it is and think to myself I fucking need those wipers. 

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41 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

I know I'm not the only one who laughingly scoffs at how stupid the stunt is with the Rain-x wipers getting defrosted in giant ice blocks by open flames. Yet can't help but marvel at how awesome it is and think to myself I fucking need those wipers. 

I haven't seen this commercial, but I have always been impressed enough with Rain-X products that I recommend them at every opportunity. 

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I know the young lady in the Artic with bad battery cables would get it.  

Fuck you Applebee’s for using the Cheers theme.

On 1/5/2022 at 9:21 AM, Underdog said:

Reggie needs to choke on his oven baked bacon. 

Yes, I keep wondering how anyone thinks he’s a great spokesman 

Have contractors here at the house doing a lot of work so I’m watching the 1979 AFC Championship Game and the commercials are gloriously bad

2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Have contractors here at the house doing a lot of work so I’m watching the 1979 AFC Championship Game and the commercials are gloriously bad

Spoiler alert:  Renfro was in.

20 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Spoiler alert:  Renfro was in.

Yup, which would have tied the game, not given the Oilers a lead.

Have contractors here at the house doing a lot of work so I’m watching the 1979 AFC Championship Game and the commercials are gloriously bad

Reggie had a really good game against Fresno State that one time.
4 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Have contractors here at the house doing a lot of work so I’m watching the 1979 AFC Championship Game and the commercials are gloriously bad

Have you seen current commercials? 

30 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Have you seen current commercials? 

Yes, and they suck, too.

Although I did laugh aloud when they showed the Grand Olds Gang Oldsmobile commercials, as well as the commercial featuring Lee Iococca for the 1980 Dodge Mirada.

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3 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Yup, which would have tied the game, not given the Oilers a lead.

I know, I know; it most likely would not have changed the outcome of the game, those Steeler teams were so good, but dammit man...he was in.  That Steeler D completely shut down Earl, taking away our one advantage, so the outcome of the game was probably a foregone conclusion, but...shit.  😡

Adam Rich - from choking down 12lb burritos, hotter than the sun wings to peddling a Bingo App on tv.  

43 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Adam Rich* - from choking down 12lb burritos, hotter than the sun wings to peddling a Bingo App on tv.  

* Adam Richman

Adam Rich was prototype bowl-cut kid from Eight is Enough 

2 hours ago, 83Horn said:

I know, I know; it most likely would not have changed the outcome of the game, those Steeler teams were so good, but dammit man...he was in.  That Steeler D completely shut down Earl, taking away our one advantage, so the outcome of the game was probably a foregone conclusion, but...shit.  😡

I didn’t hate those Oilers teams. I didn’t want them to win against the Steelers but, I certainly respected them. I was a little boy at that game and the Renfro play was at a diagonal from my point of view.

Two skeletons kissing in a big x-ray machine in front of a crowd who apparently in 2021/2022 is shocked/surprised/elated that 

Spoiler

They’re both girls. Omigerd

 

On 1/6/2022 at 6:41 PM, d2o said:

This dude acting like he is sharing the secret of life about dipping his Taco Bell pisses me off to the highest of pisstivity.  Taco Bell has been on a roll.   I've hated the last 3 commercials that get played on seemingly endless loops

And the chick being an asshole who makes no sense. I hate them both.

8 minutes ago, Cap33 said:

And the chick being an asshole who makes no sense. I hate them both.

Plus they’re eating Taco Bell pre-sex. You live and learn kids

6 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

Plus they’re eating Taco Bell pre-sex. You live and learn kids

If you mean him getting pegged then maybe. 

2 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

If you mean him getting pegged then maybe. 

Hey he’s eating Taco Bell. He’s not picky 

every "first ever" car ad can get fucked

Colonguard. Hey I just noticed you good people over here looking at your lunch menus and decided to come over and remind you that I’m a box that you can crap in and then give to your mail carrier 

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On 1/11/2022 at 7:51 AM, Biff Tannen said:

Sonic Texas Toast.  Die.

Their Texas toast fucking sucks. I frequent a sonic that's about half a mile from me and some stuff of the menu is good but anything with their Texas toast is disappointing. 

48 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Their Texas toast fucking sucks. I frequent a sonic that's about half a mile from me and some stuff of the menu is good but anything with their Texas toast is disappointing. 

I don't care if it's the best texas toast ever made.  That commercial can fuck itself.

On 1/10/2022 at 8:02 PM, Cap33 said:

And the chick being an asshole who makes no sense. I hate them both.

This is what I came to post. Her reasoning for stealing his food makes no sense whatsoever. It’s not clever or cute. It just doesn’t make any sense.

Yeah TB really needs to find a new ad agency because their last few offerings are REALLY bad and they are being played nonstop during the games this weekend.

On 1/15/2022 at 6:31 PM, Billy Pilgrim said:

This is what I came to post. Her reasoning for stealing his food makes no sense whatsoever. It’s not clever or cute. It just doesn’t make any sense.

Yeah TB really needs to find a new ad agency because their last few offerings are REALLY bad and they are being played nonstop during the games this weekend.

It's like we missed the first part of their conversation. Not that we *missed* it, but why does she think he's the one who wants to share food? He takes his own chip and shows off his sweet dipping sauce mixing skills. And then she's just as asshole who takes his food. 

The Microsoft Surface commercials with that stupid fucking song.

On 1/10/2022 at 8:02 PM, Cap33 said:

And the chick being an asshole who makes no sense. I hate them both.

Her hands bother me for some reason...

10 hours ago, Cap33 said:

It's like we missed the first part of their conversation. Not that we *missed* it, but why does she think he's the one who wants to share food? He takes his own chip and shows off his sweet dipping sauce mixing skills. And then she's just as asshole who takes his food. 

She trades her chips for his Crunchwrap and then as it ends she grabbing at the chips again, total cunt move.  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

She trades her chips for his Crunchwrap and then as it ends she grabbing at the chips again, total cunt move.  

She also has an uneaten crunch wrap right in front of her. 

So... is their URL unfortunate ... or is it just the 12-year-old in me that's giggling about this?

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