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Jagermeister commercial with Post Malone. I guess I'm just shocked that Jagermeister is still in business. 

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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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The chewing gum ad with the dude in his girlfriend’s bedroom full of dolls and her sitting next to him with the same stare is both creepy and funny to me. 

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Any hope the Super Bowl ads aren't going to be God-awful?  As a Cowboy fan, I've pretty much resigned myself to the idea that the Super Bowl is for the ads; however, they seem to get worse every year.  /get off my lawn!  It'd be nice if we could, at least, get past the preachiness of the last few years.

New Geico commercial, not particularly stupid nor memorable for any reason, but I kept trying to figure out where I've seen that dude...

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39 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

New Geico commercial, not particularly stupid nor memorable for any reason, but I kept trying to figure out where I've seen that dude...

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Wow, an interracial couple in a TV ad. That’s never been done before.

6 minutes ago, XYZ said:

Wow, an interracial couple in a TV ad. That’s never been done before.

I keep seeing ads where interracial couples have kids that are all over the place. There's an ATT ad where the parents are white and black and the kids look Mexican. There's another ad where the parents are white and black and the daughter is totally white and the son is mixed. 

I wish they'd start fucking with us and have like 2 black parents with 3 ginger kids. Or an Indian couple and their kids look Chinese. Like stuff that wouldn't make sense even if you were thinking "oh well maybe they adopted". 

I find it odd that they got Halle Berry to play Cleopatra in the Caesar’s ad, and she doesn’t even say a word.

I find it odd that they got Halle Berry to play Cleopatra in the Caesar’s ad, and she doesn’t even say a word.

She doesn’t need to.

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On 2/8/2022 at 2:58 PM, Hate said:

The Chevy commercial with the guy almost rear ending a taco truck while they talk about what's for dinner...in what world does the woman not immediately start yelling at her husband for almost killing them? 

Have you noticed how she says she had sushi the day before, yet says she doesn't like seafood when he suggests it?

And what the fuck is that annoying fucking song in the Medusa commercial? Bing bong, fing fong, king kong, ping pong, yada yada yada.

Yeah I'm telling at clouds!

 

 

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20 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm just shocked that Jagermeister is still in business.

There's no end of stupid college students. 

I am a fan of Mattress Mack but I can’t understand a fucking word the guy is saying.

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

There's no end of stupid college students. 

Jaegermeister nights almost always have a story to go with it. 

We all agree that Dr Irina Ganzman DMD would get drilled by all of us, right? 
 

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4 hours ago, ztejas said:

I keep seeing ads where interracial couples have kids that are all over the place. There's an ATT ad where the parents are white and black and the kids look Mexican. There's another ad where the parents are white and black and the daughter is totally white and the son is mixed. 

I wish they'd start fucking with us and have like 2 black parents with 3 ginger kids. Or an Indian couple and their kids look Chinese. Like stuff that wouldn't make sense even if you were thinking "oh well maybe they adopted". 

Lol.  There's one where it's a gay black dude and a gay white dude.  Their kids are mixed.  Either the couple or the ad agency really overplotted this.

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

We all agree that Dr Irina Ganzman DMD would get drilled by all of us, right? 
 

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I'd fill a cavity or two...

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

We all agree that Dr Irina Ganzman DMD would get drilled by all of us, right? 
 

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9 out of 10 dentists would take her out for a nice seafood dinner and call her again.

11 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Have you noticed how she says she had sushi the day before, yet says she doesn't like seafood when he suggests it?

And I garunfuckingtee you she ordered a fish taco.

Why do ad execs think anyone wants to see an actor stuff a glob of food as big as a cabbage into their wide open mouth?  I’m talking to you, Taco Bell, Carl’s Jr., Hardee’s, Arby’s, McD, BK, DiGiorno’sfolditsidewaysupmyass.

7 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Carl’s Jr., Hardee’s,

They are by far the worst offenders. Shame really because their burgers are legit without all the bullshit added.

On 2/11/2022 at 8:39 PM, NorthLoop said:

Jagermeister commercial with Post Malone. I guess I'm just shocked that Jagermeister is still in business. 

They played that literally every commercial break during the hockey game I was watching the other night.  I was ready to kill that fat stupid-looking mofo by the end of the 2nd period.

The fuck is a Post Malone?  I know of a Moses Malone, Sam Malone, Karl Malone, got no clue on a Post Malone. 

Yeah- Larry David was awesome. The thing is, i have no recollection of what that was an ad for.

 

Paul Rudd/Seth Rogan lays add was good too.

22 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wasn’t the Larry David ad one of the crypto companies?

Yes.  I laft

 

I've never seen a second of Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I may have to give it a go.  I was crying last night when showing this ad to my family. 

"I've got 10 forks right here baby!"

"It's too faur!  It's faur!"

The salesforce ad with Matthew checks all the woke boxes: being “green”, interracial couple, and black woman with big hair.

Ever since Derka posted that collage of screenshots of black women with the big hair, I now notice them in pretty much every ad.

I've never seen a second of Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I may have to give it a go.  I was crying last night when showing this ad to my family. 
"I've got 10 forks right here baby!"
"It's too faur!  It's faur!"

The first seasons are perfection. The last three not so much.

Crypto.com needs to be punished for their commercials. First the Matt Damon one and now the shitty Lebron one that they show every fucking break today.

On 2/15/2022 at 10:35 PM, Texzilla58 said:


The first seasons are perfection. The last three not so much.

If you didn't enjoy the "Larry's Lattes" season, then I don't know what to tell you. 

If you didn't enjoy the "Larry's Lattes" season, then I don't know what to tell you. 

Larry hasn’t been funny since he divorced Cheryl. She was such a perfect foil to him. Now she’s just another version of Susie, and he’s an old fuck living with fucking JB Smoove. Larry’s Lattes was a bad story arc, almost as bad as the Maria Sophia arc.

Don't care if already mentioned because it's worth mentioning again, but that Doritos commercial with Chance and the Back street boys is awful, and weird.  Awfully weird.

I wonder how many folks will get their ass beaten because they believed the Jim Beam spot proclaiming everyone is welcome at any place selling their whiskey.

Fuck these piece of shit Nurx commercials!  They're fucking repulsive

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“Remember, fun is always in your hand” - Sharon Stone.  
 

Thanks for the tip, Sharon.  BTW, add ol Shar to the hard up for cash list. 

the "oh no. oh no. oh no no no." song was already my least favorite/most hated song ever, and now they've gone and put it in an ad that airs during every single commercial break if the tourney. fucking great. 😡 

32 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

the "oh no. oh no. oh no no no." song was already my least favorite/most hated song ever, and now they've gone and put it in an ad that airs during every single commercial break if the tourney. fucking great. 😡 

Another annoying tiktok song that got taken by commercials

49 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Another annoying tiktok song that got taken by commercials

people should be shot for subjecting us to this bullshit. 

The ATT commercials with Matt Stafford and Coach K with suddenly slender again Lilly aren't tricking me. Some sort of sorcery going on there. You don't ever see both peoples faces in the same shot

48 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The ATT commercials with Matt Stafford and Coach K with suddenly slender again Lilly aren't tricking me. Some sort of sorcery going on there. You don't ever see both peoples faces in the same shot

Yep, 60 pounds lighter and 20 years younger Lily, and lots of backs of heads of doubles.

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

I want this guy dead.

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Yet another commercial that portrays its customers as complete morons.  I don't get that?

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Yet another commercial that portrays its customers as complete morons.  I don't get that?

Like the Sonic commercials, especially the one with the fat couple eating bacon burgers and making fun of each other for being fat slobs eating bacon and making strange noises.

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