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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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#3201
11 hours ago, DougO said:

Like the Sonic commercials, especially the one with the fat couple eating bacon burgers and making fun of each other for being fat slobs eating bacon and making strange noises.

That’s just a black version of the wife and me. 

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#3204

Dumbass Buick ads that try to guilt you because you didn't see some random chick sports highlight.  Sorry I missed the 2015 women's hockey championship, but I didn't watch the men's championship either.  

#3206
On 3/17/2022 at 11:41 PM, Beau Vine said:

Yet another commercial that portrays its customers as complete morons.  I don't get that?

Don't know if it's a great marketing strategy, but they're not wrong.

#3210

The Lily thing has gotten outrageous. It's almost like they are trying to make a caricature out of the green screen/Lily is AI movement. I'm here for it, whatever it is. 

#3211
11 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

AT&T commercials with Lilly continue to get worse and worse. Her shit is played out and they need to move on.

Oh, you want a lawsuit for fat/age/sex shaming?

#3212

they are going to have to put Lily to pasture like Progressive has recently done with Flo.    Let her be in a few commercials so shes still officially the spokeswoman,  but tone down her role significantly,  which means she no longer makes the money she made as a full time spokeswoman and either she quits. or you get her down to 1 or 2 bits a year. 

you could also call it the Shaka Smart treatment

#3213
this motherfucker, right here.
 

All of their commercials suck. The one with that weird dude stretching is even worse.
#3214
1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

they are going to have to put Lily to pasture like Progressive has recently done with Flo.    Let her be in a few commercials so shes still officially the spokeswoman,  but tone down her role significantly,  which means she no longer makes the money she made as a full time spokeswoman and either she quits. or you get her down to 1 or 2 bits a year. 

you could also call it the Shaka Smart treatment

It looks like they are already phasing her out and introducing a new version. I've seen a couple of recent ones that look like modern Lily after fat camp, but still looking rough. The writing was on the wall when they were recycling 20 year old Lily re-edited CGI versions. Her contract must be running out.

#3215

Fuck AT&T anyway. Their spokesman should be a poorly connected nasal phone voice with an unintelligible random accent.

#3216
they are going to have to put Lily to pasture like Progressive has recently done with Flo.    Let her be in a few commercials so shes still officially the spokeswoman,  but tone down her role significantly,  which means she no longer makes the money she made as a full time spokeswoman and either she quits. or you get her down to 1 or 2 bits a year. 
you could also call it the Shaka Smart treatment

I’d love to know the behind the scenes on Flo and the development of the character and ecosystem. I love those spots and how they have new layers; Flo visiting her sister is funny in the latest one.
#3217
10 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


I’d love to know the behind the scenes on Flo and the development of the character and ecosystem. I love those spots and how they have new layers; Flo visiting her sister is funny in the latest one.

I liked this one 

 

#3218
22 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Am I supposed to know who the other people are in the Corona commercial with Devin Booker and Vince Cater?

I mean... Christian Laettner, yes. Sue Bird. Eh. 

#3219
I mean... Christian Laettner, yes. Sue Bird. Eh. 
I assumed she probably had something to do with UConn women's basketball, but didn't care enough to Google it.
#3220
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I mean... Christian Laettner, yes. Sue Bird. Eh. 

 

3 minutes ago, Okie State said:
1 hour ago, ztejas said:
I mean... Christian Laettner, yes. Sue Bird. Eh. 

I assumed she probably had something to do with UConn women's basketball, but didn't care enough to Google it.

you 2 are clearly the problem with why no one on the planet gives a fuck about womens athletics.    your penance is to watch the Buick all audio no video commercials reminding you that NO ONE FUCKING WATCHES THEIR SHIT, for 3 straight days.

 

then you will learn your lesson give these clearly exceptional women their due. 

#3221
38 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

you 2 are clearly the problem with why no one on the planet gives a fuck about womens athletics.    your penance is to watch the Buick all audio no video commercials reminding you that NO ONE FUCKING WATCHES THEIR SHIT, for 3 straight days.

 

then you will learn your lesson give these clearly exceptional women their due. 

The only thing I’ve learned from these commercials is that they still make Buicks

#3223

The Kevin Hart "whaaaat" Sirius commercial. 

Who the fuck green lit this piece of shit.

#3224
On 3/18/2022 at 9:16 PM, Scary Stranger said:

No matter how much these commercials want me to care about women’s sports, I don’t.

The commercial says they get 10% of the coverage...thats because of something called "ratings"

#3226
5 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


But only 3% of viewers.

Right, they're already getting a disproportionate amount of coverage. Hell the wnba would have gone bankrupt a month into their first season if the NBA didn't 'subsidize ' it...are the wnba players grateful? Nope, they demand higher salaries....

#3231
21 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

The commercial says they get 10% of the coverage...thats because of something called "ratings"

I wonder if Buick pays the same amount for a commercial on the men's and women's tournament?  If not, they're part of the "problem."

#3232
21 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


But only 3% of viewers.

And 2 1/2 percent are only watching for the one hot chick that's playing.

#3233
35 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I wonder if Buick pays the same amount for a commercial on the men's and women's tournament?  If not, they're part of the "problem."

Shhhh!

 - Buick, proud supporters of women's sports (if the price is right)

#3235
On 3/20/2022 at 11:56 PM, RPM said:

I made lasagna!

I'm going to do my best to boycott every product that insists on putting fat, gross whale chicks or a screaming Kevin Hart on my TV.

#3236

You could just say Kevin Hart, since screaming is his normal voice. He's an even smaller Stephen A. Smith.

#3238
1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

That chick in the Army commercial runs like she has a pine cone stuck in her cooter. 

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#3241
16 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Fuck you cousin Greg is amazing

I want the iteration of that actor that plays in that commercial to never return again. I'm sure he's a stand up guy outside of being cast in atrocious uber eats marketing campaigns. 

#3243
On 3/26/2022 at 12:05 AM, Incredulity said:

Lamelo Ball AT&T commercial can DIAF

And for bringing his clown dad along for the ride. 

#3244
On 3/26/2022 at 2:08 AM, ztejas said:

I want the iteration of that actor that plays in that commercial to never return again. I'm sure he's a stand up guy outside of being cast in atrocious uber eats marketing campaigns. 

Succession. Check it out if you haven't. Show may not be for you but Cousin Greg is a beacon of light. 

#3246

+1 for Uner Eats people eating crap like scotch tape. Some ad agency got paid a lot of money for this “genius” idea.

#3247
On 3/20/2022 at 10:20 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

they are going to have to put Lily to pasture like Progressive has recently done with Flo.    

Um, Lilly spending too much time in the pasture grazing seems to be the real problem.

 

Also, why does Sarah Levy have her living room drapes open to the street while sleeping at 4am?  Who does that?  Converted to Dutch Calvinism?

Edited by clapclapclap
Maybe Lilly ate too much 4am french toast?

#3250
6 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

If you have to say the person's name in the commercial, they aren't that famous 

Yeah but she was part of an undefeated UConn team! UConn has only done that six times! 

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