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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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#3352

You and your bros don’t get dressed to the nines to go hang out at the local bistro and eat finger sandwiches?  Sorry, don’t believe you. 

what was the commercial associated with the second photo?  From the looks on their faces I’d guess a young lady just walked by with her ass hanging out but I’m gonna guess the commercial was actually for a fucking Buick. 

#3353
3 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

You and your bros don’t get dressed to the nines to go hang out at the local bistro and eat finger sandwiches?  Sorry, don’t believe you. 

what was the commercial associated with the second photo?  From the looks on their faces I’d guess a young lady just walked by with her ass hanging out but I’m gonna guess the commercial was actually for a fucking Buick. 

Black people in Atlanta definitely do shit like that. I don't hate that ad. I think it's for a Toyota truck? 

#3354

I'm on the bus to hell for laughing at the "heavy" lady doing headstands during yoga for the Gatorade commercial, right?

 

IDGAF.  That shit's hilarious.

#3355
On 6/8/2022 at 11:30 AM, NorthLoop said:

blacklab would've just answered "tree fiddy" every time

 

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#3359
9 hours ago, Lhorn said:

That’s got to be a parody right?

No.  It was in a real commercial during the Rangers/ Lightning game last night.

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#3362
13 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Jfc, a neck was not meant to support that kind of weight. 

What neck?

#3365

The chick in these Pella windows commercials (local Austin) is hot as fuck. I mean I'd just ruin that. Repeatedly. 

#3367

The commercial with the asthmatic ginger shoving his way through subway and escalator passengers so he can rent one of the last 1,000 electric scooters available. First time I’ve ever pulled for asthma

#3368
On 6/10/2022 at 10:05 PM, shadow_operative said:

well first there's this:

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followed up by this:

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watching the nba finals has just been great. 

 

On 6/11/2022 at 10:05 PM, slorch said:

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I was thinking these went together.  

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#3372

I know it's been posted in here before, but the Sonic "declaratively narrate the incremental progress associated with filling a fast food order" grows more annoying with each exposure. 

#3373
I know it's been posted in here before, but the Sonic "declaratively narrate the incremental progress associated with filling a fast food order" grows more annoying with each exposure. 

The voices they use make it sound like Tinkerbell and a bunch of fairies are magically making that horrible burger for you are so irritating. The better commercial would be what they really say.
#3377
On 7/4/2022 at 4:58 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Crossover episode.

 

i just saw one of these for the first time, 5 second long interstitial on youtube and busted out laughing.  really unexpected  arby's!  we have the MEAT SWEATS!

#3378

I've seen hundreds of different ambulance chaser advertisements in my lifetime....

 

but holy fuck this Corpus Christi cocksucking "look at me" fucker TJH is now fucking sponsoring everything.  Just saw 4 fucking back to back ads that involved this piece of shit.  

Tony Parkers comic book collection sponsored by this fucker. An actual TJH commercial, followed by the  YES coalition for San Antonio kids fundraiser, sponsored again by TJH and the fucking 4th was a different TJH commercial.

 

at least the Hammer commercials were funny... this fucker is all about himself. 

#3379

After the last 2 or 3 weeks if I never hear the fucking Blue Bell jingle again I wouldn't love a damn bit of sleep. They must be shelling out a fortune to saturate tv and radio with that sappy fucking thing

#3382

It's been a little while but the blonde (Mrs Beck) used to go to a trainer at my gym and she's smoke in person. I'm sure some of you are familiar with their commercials 

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#3383
13 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It's been a little while but the blonde (Mrs Beck) used to go to a trainer at my gym and she's smoke in person. I'm sure some of you are familiar with their commercials 

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Certainly not smoke in that photo.

#3384

This is pretty much the opposite of this thread. I used to love the old Rainer Beer commercials from the 70's. The beer was piss, but the commercials were legit.

 

#3388

The one where the the guy’s got a brand new truck and his friends insist on throwing their muddy hiking shit inside and plopping their sorry asses in the seats. I don’t think so motherfuckers. There’s a reason they make truck beds 

#3391
15 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Here you go.  300 pounders, trannies, a chick with one leg?  All in one 30 second Target ad.

 

Hitting the lolpoors demographic I see.  JFC

#3392
On 7/12/2022 at 10:40 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

It's been a little while but the blonde (Mrs Beck) used to go to a trainer at my gym and she's smoke in person. I'm sure some of you are familiar with their commercials 

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All I am wondering about this pic is how much cocaine these two have done together and how many swingers parties they have hosted on a boat.

#3395
On 7/20/2022 at 4:44 PM, mr. sunshine said:

The one where the the guy’s got a brand new truck and his friends insist on throwing their muddy hiking shit inside and plopping their sorry asses in the seats. I don’t think so motherfuckers. There’s a reason they make truck beds 

My favorite part of that is the black family with the random Asian friend. 

#3396
On 7/20/2022 at 3:31 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'd be really curious to know whether deaf people rate Fran Drescher as being more attractive than non-hearing impaired people do. 

Speaking of nasally-talking bitches I'd like to kill:

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