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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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On 9/26/2022 at 12:47 PM, Eskimohorn said:


It was supposed to be obnoxious. They were spoofing use of young partiers to sell things.

Yep.  I love that commercial because it's just so absurd.  I especially love how they check all the boxes with the black girl and the asian guy.

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I think I'm a weirdo but I think the girl wearing the orange jacket and bandana in the Chevy Bolt commercial is attractive:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, this is an observation.  But a lot of commercials have some sort of burglar in them.  Always white.  Big corporations are extra PC, not that there's anythign wrong with it.

Chevy has made some terrible commercials, but I don’t hate that one. 

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Greatest commercial ever?

 

 

Yummycan is a pretty damn weird name for a microwave potato cooker.

Inciting supply chain fear is also weird. 

56 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I think I'm a weirdo but I think the girl wearing the orange jacket and bandana in the Chevy Bolt commercial is attractive:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, this is an observation.  But a lot of commercials have some sort of burglar in them.  Always white.  Big corporations are extra PC, not that there's anythign wrong with it.

 

 

The thing I get from that commercial is that there ain't no way those actual people in that actual commercial would ever sing along with that song without being paid for it.

 

The TMobile iPhone commercial with all the freak shows running is horrible. Where did they find those people? Buncha inbreds.

Irrational hatred for “John” from the Leqvio ad. He’s just such a dork. He’s too old to rock a jersey at a game. Don’t get me started on the Hawaiian shirts or the flat cap he’s rocking at the flower market. Fuck John and his bad cholesterol 

Apparently it has been out for a while, but I live under a rock and just saw the Snickers ad about "let's swap" for the first time and now can't stop laughing for the past 10 minutes.

Apparently it has been out for a while, but I live under a rock and just saw the Snickers ad about "let's swap" for the first time and now can't stop laughing for the past 10 minutes.

I saw it for the first time this weekend also. “I don’t like this game”

I literally love Justin Verlander but I don't believe for a second that he has personally loaded Kate's horses into the trailer, hooked it up to his F150 and hauled them somewhere even one time. 

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On 10/2/2022 at 9:24 PM, DougO said:

 

 

The thing I get from that commercial is that there ain't no way those actual people in that actual commercial would ever sing along with that song without being paid for it.

 

I love Fleetwood Mac. I'm an old white guy so I belong in this commercial. 

22 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

The TMobile iPhone commercial with all the freak shows running is horrible. Where did they find those people? Buncha inbreds.

 

State Farm Andy Reid airplane commercial. 

I keep waiting for Andy to exclaim "My drunk son is piloting the plane!"

I think Pete shilling for Taco Bell is a great idea. Skank spokesman for shitty food.

38 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I think Pete shilling for Taco Bell is a great idea. Skank spokesman for shitty food.

They should disinfect any Taco Bell he walks into. 

19 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

The term "no-talent ass clown" was made for him.

Apparently he's good at something 

 

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The new Call of Duty commercial (also featuring Pete "Butthole-eyes" Davidson) needs to fuck right off back to hell immediately. 

7 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The new Call of Duty commercial (also featuring Pete "Butthole-eyes" Davidson) needs to fuck right off back to hell immediately. 

Seriously!! I’m sitting here with my kids and we’re all looking at each other saying “I can’t understand a word of what any of them are saying”.

1 hour ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Seriously!! I’m sitting here with my kids and we’re all looking at each other saying “I can’t understand a word of what any of them are saying”.

That's because they are marketing it to Kyler Murray

i'm getting pretty goddamn sick of these "bright, attractive, ambitious, young person wants to join the navy but mom and dad don't approve" commercials. 

17 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

i'm getting pretty goddamn sick of these "bright, attractive, ambitious, young person wants to join the navy but mom and dad don't approve" commercials. 

As someone who forced my only son into the army on pain of homelessness or (even worse) moving in with his hardass English Uncle Darren over in his moms very shitty hometown in the UK, I laugh my ass off at those ads.

(This was one of the best decisions we ever made. The kid is out now, full of swag, and kicking ass in every direction. Those parents are morons and/or the worst kind of helicopter parents. I could see that being an issue today.) 

Best decision my son made was going in the Air Force at 17 two weeks out of high school. By 19 he was a crew chief for a B52. They taught him accountability and responsibility while shit for brains high school friends were smoking meth, knocking up the wrong girls, and working at Taco Bell. He was sent to some killer management courses. Got his BA and 6 hours left on his masters. He’s now 42, a civilian with the usaf, and doing great.

Just saw this one time and did not catch the name of the product….

 

Tight focus on some chick’s face.

”When my face gets dry and itchy, i apply a lotion,” she says.

And then adds: “What about my vagina?”

Well, what about it, prunepussy? Man what a leap. 

For the 2nd time saw a Volkswagen commercial entirely in Spanish. No subtitles or anything. Thought it was pretty cool. 

21 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

“What about my vagina?”

"I just call Uncle Boobs."

The Verizon commercials aren't too bad, but goddamn, do we need one every single commercial break?!? 

On the plus side however, Cecily Strong is looking very nice these days.

If it was such an easy decision, why in the hell wasn't Derek Jeter already in the starting lineup, dipshit?

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

ad execs' idea of a game watch party:

 

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The folks who advertise during sporting events, especially football have a warped idea of what football fans look like.  They’re half women who are intense to the point of ‘roid rage and they all face paint.  I’m sure it’s happened theoretically, but no one’s ever seen it IRL.  (Other than Hell Raisers and other organized spirit groups).  

Real guys watching sports don't even put chips in a bowl. They just have random bags drifting around they dip their grubby hands in. 

What group of dudes doesn’t sit 4 to a love seat for a football game?

Dudes that aren’t going for a butt sex orgy at half time?
10 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

No guys with haircuts like those middle two have ever watched sports on tv

It also appears that the guy with the Zorg haircut is wearing a ring on his index finger.

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I don't know about you guys, but I always bring a brand new basketball with me to watch sports on TV.

It’s good to see that Kid continues to get work.

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On 10/14/2022 at 5:29 PM, Mo Horn said:

For the 2nd time saw a Volkswagen commercial entirely in Spanish. No subtitles or anything. Thought it was pretty cool. 

That happens on Spanish television, like all the time.  

It’s good to see that Kid continues to get work.
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That dude appears to be wearing purple velvet pants.

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