Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

Featured Replies

This new Giannis commercial... It already shows the guy is standing on the bleachers. So the big joke when he jumps down to play Giannis 1v1 and is a foot and a half shorter than him kind of falls flat. 

  • Replies 5.3k
  • Views 554.2k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

Posted Images

Can Black Adam please hurry up and get to theaters so I don’t have to see that stupid fucking commercial anymore??

Medicare Martha should be forced to sing her death song, leave society, and “unite with The Elders.” She is a one woman argument for the discontinuation of all forms of elder care. 

23 hours ago, Hate said:

Can Black Adam please hurry up and get to theaters so I don’t have to see that stupid fucking commercial anymore??

 

I'll say it -- the Fansville commercials this season are excellent.

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'll say it -- the Fansville commercials this season are excellent.

Are you fansplaining to me?

I'll say it -- the Fansville commercials this season are excellent.

And subtle use of smoking hot actresses
On 10/21/2022 at 4:57 PM, Incredulity said:

Nick Kroll’s Bonobos commercials can DIAF

I've never like Nick Kroll's comedy/acting and this just amps up my dislike.

whoever thinks that i want to watch and listen to some zombie fall apart limb by limb is a fucking idiot. i don't even have a clue what that ad is for and i've seen/heard it constantly during nfl/nba/mlb games. completely stupid. 

Edited by shadow_operative

4 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Wendys_High-Fryve_Commercial.jpg.9044f6b11f5ecbab7a6a5931e833af3d.jpg665full-kathryn-feeney.thumb.jpg.600361dac24ab2c4539d5b7fdb7404d7.jpg

There is exactly zero women that look like that working at a Wendy's on this planet 

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

There is exactly zero women that look like that working at a Wendy's on this planet 

No Way Disbelief GIF

OK, the snickers swap commercial is funny

On 10/20/2022 at 5:34 PM, Hate said:

Can Black Adam please hurry up and get to theaters so I don’t have to see that stupid fucking commercial anymore??

I thought for sure there would be Black Adam memes with pictures of a Edgar Winters or Jackie Rodgers Jr.  

Internet trolls letting me down. 

On 10/24/2022 at 5:33 PM, Lhorn said:

I thought for sure there would be Black Adam memes with pictures of a Edgar Winters or Jackie Rodgers Jr.  

Internet trolls letting me down. 

That’s actually clever, make it happen.

The Chevy Fleetwood mac ad. I didn't mind it at first. It's slowly pissing me off more and more. Probably because I'm realizing that that's a terrible fucking Fleetwood track. You could pick 50 better Fleetwood songs without batting an eye. 

that one and the stupid singing in the car one come on back to back during football games and it makes me want to go postal. 

Edited by shadow_operative

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

that one and the stupid singing in the car one come on back to back during football games and it makes me want to go postal. 

Are you talking about the shitty Fleetwood Mac song ad? If so that one is definitely starting to wear down on my empathy for other human beings. 

how about this ad where the guy imagines what his life would be like without his USAA insurance, and what he comes up with in this scenario is a world where he's playing charades, only he doesn't know the rules to charades, and they have to be explained to him by another guy playing the game...in his own imagination...where he obviously knows the rules to charades. just a brilliant premise all around. 

8 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

how about this ad where the guy imagines what his life would be like without his USAA insurance, and what he comes up with in this scenario is a world where he's playing charades, only he doesn't know the rules to charades, and they have to be explained to him by another guy playing the game...in his own imagination...where he obviously knows the rules to charades. just a brilliant premise all around. 

dog on USAA all you want... but you fucked up and mixed up the company doing the ad. You are describing the Navy Credit Union ad here.

 

On 10/30/2022 at 8:10 PM, ztejas said:

Are you talking about the shitty Fleetwood Mac song ad? If so that one is definitely starting to wear down on my empathy for other human beings. 

The more I see this fucking ad the more I realize that every single motherfucking person, old, yound, male, female has an extremely punchable mug just because they are in the commercial

22 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

how about this ad where the guy imagines what his life would be like without his USAA insurance, and what he comes up with in this scenario is a world where he's playing charades, only he doesn't know the rules to charades, and they have to be explained to him by another guy playing the game...in his own imagination...where he obviously knows the rules to charades. just a brilliant premise all around. 

To be fair, a lot of their customers are Marines.

1 hour ago, RPM said:

To be fair, a lot of their customers are Marines.

Contrast between ads for the Army and Marines are hilarious. Army is selll itself as adult summer camp — they depict soldiers shooting pool in a dive bar talking smack, sitting around a campfire, etc. Marine ads? KILL KILL KILL. Not quite like the post-911 one with the Marine SuperPowerMorphing into the Knight in Shining Armor and literally slaying a dragon, but similar overall message 

  • Author

All three of these people from the Dovato commercial reside in the Uncanny Valley. 

Watching that dude's stupid beard blow in the wind always reminds me of @oobe's avatar. 

 

people-on-dovato-1-mobile.png

Jimmy Johns and Jersey Mike’s. Who decided abrasive Italian Americans being particularly abrasive would make you want a sandwich? 

10 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Jimmy Johns and Jersey Mike’s. Who decided abrasive Italian Americans being particularly abrasive would make you want a sandwich? 


Good to see you back, amigo.

 

58 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Thanks! 


But next time don't be quite so dramatic. You had us really worried over in IPIIHB.  😀

Edited by Hornius Emeritus

Dumbass Reggie Bush Wendy’s breakfast ad. 
 

First, it’s Reggie Bush. 
 

Second, it makes my brain hurt. Reggie congratulates the kid for the presumed value of the breakfast deal, as if this zit-faced kid is making C-suite decisions. And then he says “and they redshirted you!” As if getting shirted is akin to making the All American squad.
 

That idiocy is bolstered twice, first when the kid says “It’s just a work shirt,” and then again when Reggie says “Way to stay humble, kid.”

See? It’s just literally so stupid you can’t wrap your ahead around it. What the fuckety fuck are they even trying to say there? 

2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Dumbass Reggie Bush Wendy’s breakfast ad. 
 

First, it’s Reggie Bush. 
 

Second, it makes my brain hurt. Reggie congratulates the kid for the presumed value of the breakfast deal, as if this zit-faced kid is making C-suite decisions. And then he says “and they redshirted you!” As if getting shirted is akin to making the All American squad.
 

That idiocy is bolstered twice, first when the kid says “It’s just a work shirt,” and then again when Reggie says “Way to stay humble, kid.”

See? It’s just literally so stupid you can’t wrap your ahead around it. What the fuckety fuck are they even trying to say there? 

its Wendy's (619) way of showing his love to the people back home

 

 

 

 

 

5 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Dumbass Reggie Bush Wendy’s breakfast ad. 
 

First, it’s Reggie Bush. 
 

Second, it makes my brain hurt. Reggie congratulates the kid for the presumed value of the breakfast deal, as if this zit-faced kid is making C-suite decisions. And then he says “and they redshirted you!” As if getting shirted is akin to making the All American squad.
 

That idiocy is bolstered twice, first when the kid says “It’s just a work shirt,” and then again when Reggie says “Way to stay humble, kid.”

See? It’s just literally so stupid you can’t wrap your ahead around it. What the fuckety fuck are they even trying to say there? 

Yet it’s a veritable Monty Python skit compared to any State Farm commercial ever made 

8 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

its Wendy's (619) way of showing his love to the people back home

Oh shit. I forgot that was a thing.  How many times was that said during a SC game…..

The Walmart Black Friday commercial is one of the best commercials I’ve ever seen. Better than most Super Bowl commercials. 

The Walmart Black Friday commercial is one of the best commercials I’ve ever seen. Better than most Super Bowl commercials. 

Got a link?

It’d be cool if someone driving their Volkswagen would run over that stupid unkempt fucker who walks around with his phone in his face.

i hate walmart commercials. they show a bunch of different happy, healthy families of all different races, merrily coming home with their fucking brown paper bags with vegetables and baguettes sticking out, sitting around a family dinner table and smiling and laughing while eating fresh, healthy food. ie, the literally opposite of everything that walmart actually is. walmarts are flutescent, soul sucking tombs that feel about as merry as a prison yard. the employees all look/act like they want to kill themselves and/or everyone around them, and 95% of the food in there is cheap, mass produced, fattening, sugary crap. i hate the times when i have to go into that blood soaked, nightmarish hellscape whenever i need something that heb doesn't have. 

7 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

i hate walmart commercials. they show a bunch of different happy, healthy families of all different races, merrily coming home with their fucking brown paper bags with vegetables and baguettes sticking out, sitting around a family dinner table and smiling and laughing while eating fresh, healthy food. ie, the literally opposite of everything that walmart actually is. walmarts are flutescent, soul sucking tombs that feel about as merry as a prison yard. the employees all look/act like they want to kill themselves and/or everyone around them, and 95% of the food in there is cheap, mass produced, fattening, sugary crap. i hate the times when i have to go into that blood soaked, nightmarish hellscape whenever i need something that heb doesn't have. 

So, you don’t really like Walmart?

i hate walmart commercials. they show a bunch of different happy, healthy families of all different races, merrily coming home with their fucking brown paper bags with vegetables and baguettes sticking out, sitting around a family dinner table and smiling and laughing while eating fresh, healthy food. ie, the literally opposite of everything that walmart actually is. walmarts are flutescent, soul sucking tombs that feel about as merry as a prison yard. the employees all look/act like they want to kill themselves and/or everyone around them, and 95% of the food in there is cheap, mass produced, fattening, sugary crap. i hate the times when i have to go into that blood soaked, nightmarish hellscape whenever i need something that heb doesn't have. 

Derka: I feel sorry for you

Walmart: I dont think about you at all
3 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

So, you don’t really like Walmart?

Though I’m not really a fan of even the newest and biggest Walmarts, tge stores themselves are not inherently depressing, and the clientele varies with the locations — there’s a pretty wide gulf between the old, dingy, and cramped Walmart in West Columbia and the spacious new one in the Houston Heights. Even so they both fall in the “Things that I Don’t Enjoy” box. 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.