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This one’s been running for several years now during the holidays. Has GMC not changed the look of their trucks in all these years?

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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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26 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

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This one’s been running for several years now during the holidays. Has GMC not changed the look of their trucks in all these years?

I have wondered the same thing unless there is CGI involved 

On 12/4/2022 at 1:13 PM, Texzilla58 said:

Hate the Corona commercials with snoop.

Guam cheese. Fuck you.

On the flip side, this one always makes me smile. 

 

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I am as pro diversity as anyone you could ever meet. That said, honest question, do black people even understand what the hell is going on in the Sprite joy to the world/glow up/what is you doing commercial? I am so confused. 

10 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

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This one’s been running for several years now during the holidays. Has GMC not changed the look of their trucks in all these years?

Let me tell you about B-Roll and editing

11 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

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This one’s been running for several years now during the holidays. Has GMC not changed the look of their trucks in all these years?

X, 1, X

9 hours ago, withinyourreach said:

She's petting a stray dog and then sticks her hand in her mouth.

So just imagine what else she'd let you stick in it. I'll be in my bunk

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On the flip side, this one always makes me smile. 
 
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I’ve never seen a Mexican drink a Corona.

cross-posting myself from the FIFA thread.   I saw this damn commercial during one of the halftimes and kinda got triggered.

 

 This Charles Schwab commercial is such absolute fucking horseshit.

 

if you father was so good and wanted to charge a fair price to install windows, and everyone else was charging "$400-500" each.... and your dad only charged $100.... hes the last motherfucker on the planet I would want teaching a Charles Schwab rep how to properly invest money.

 

if everyone else is charging FOUR TIMES your price, maybe you should raise your price to allow you to charge half the amount.... customer still very happy at paying 1/2 the fee, and you dont have to work DOUBLE to make the same fucking money

 

 

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:


I’ve never seen a Mexican drink a Corona.

They only drink Bud Light and it and Corona suck ass.

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


I’ve never seen a Mexican drink a Corona.

 

49 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

They only drink Bud Light and it and Corona suck ass.

I'm not sure why, but I always imagined the person in that hut as being an ex-pat anyways. Maybe that makes me racist. 

3 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

cross-posting myself from the FIFA thread.   I saw this damn commercial during one of the halftimes and kinda got triggered.

 

 This Charles Schwab commercial is such absolute fucking horseshit.

 

if you father was so good and wanted to charge a fair price to install windows, and everyone else was charging "$400-500" each.... and your dad only charged $100.... hes the last motherfucker on the planet I would want teaching a Charles Schwab rep how to properly invest money.

 

if everyone else is charging FOUR TIMES your price, maybe you should raise your price to allow you to charge half the amount.... customer still very happy at paying 1/2 the fee, and you dont have to work DOUBLE to make the same fucking money

 

 

when they create ads like these, they're basically telling us that they see us as the audience from this scene from Community:

anyone who would be moved or impressed by that commercial is a water head fucking retard.

On 11/29/2022 at 1:18 AM, RPM said:

Why is she still relevant? Her only claim to fame is Stifler's mom. That was 23 years ago.

She's good in Best in Show. 

4 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


I’ve never seen a Mexican drink a Corona.

You must not see many Mexicans. 

I'm sick of anything with Snoop. Nothing special against him, but his character is worn out AF. 

1 hour ago, DougO said:

I'm sick of anything with Snoop. Nothing special against him, but his character is worn out AF. 

Well then you're really not going to like Snoop on a Stoop.

Anyone have plans this weekend? I need some friends to come over and help me shred a bunch of newspaper so we can make a homemade snowglobe in my backyard greenhouse for my bratty six year old. I will have Coffee House playing in the background. 

Fabletics.  Any ad that starts with some douchebag saying, "Guys, let's be honest.  Buying pants sucks.  It shouldn't be this difficult", just guarantees that I will never buy your product.  What the fuck is so difficult about buying pants?  Do you not know your waist size?  Can you not operate a measuring tape?  Are you so much of a pussy that trying to figure out how to buy pants gets you so frustrated you resort to buying stretchy pants?

 

Ok. Maybe this has been mentioned before but who is still watching commercials? Switch the damn channel! It is you own fault watching that crap.   

Ok. Maybe this has been mentioned before but who is still watching commercials? Switch the damn channel! It is you own fault watching that crap.   

I don’t watch it. I just hear the stupid song and it drowns everything in the room out
I'm not sure why, but I always imagined the person in that hut as being an ex-pat anyways. Maybe that makes me racist. 

It’s certainly a gringo. But that hut could be on Lake Texhoma, or Galveston, or the BVI.

I like most Mexican beers. But Corona is right out of a urinal trough. I figure it is mostly exported like we ship out expired baby formula and Buffalo Bills Super Bowl champ tshirts.
9 hours ago, Roger Kint said:

Ok. Maybe this has been mentioned before but who is still watching commercials? Switch the damn channel! It is you own fault watching that crap.   

Have you not noticed how almost all networks go to commercials at the same time ?

9 hours ago, Roger Kint said:

Ok. Maybe this has been mentioned before but who is still watching commercials? Switch the damn channel! It is you own fault watching that crap.   

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11 hours ago, Roger Kint said:

Ok. Maybe this has been mentioned before but who is still watching commercials? Switch the damn channel! It is you own fault watching that crap.   

I actually go out of my way to watch more commercials. 🤷

Anyone have plans this weekend? I need some friends to come over and help me shred a bunch of newspaper so we can make a homemade snowglobe in my backyard greenhouse for my bratty six year old. I will have Coffee House playing in the background. 

Who’s going to clean that shit up?
18 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Anyone have plans this weekend? I need some friends to come over and help me shred a bunch of newspaper so we can make a homemade snowglobe in my backyard greenhouse for my bratty six year old. I will have Coffee House playing in the background. 

Man that commercial sucks.  I actually didn’t realize he was going for the snow globe thing. I thought he just wanted to provide her a “white Christmas” by showering her in filthy shredded up newsprint.  And the commercial didn’t explain what Amazon product keeps the shredded paper continually floating around I the air.  

Expired!  Expired!  Expired!  
 

The visiting Aunts is one of my favorites.  

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On 12/7/2022 at 10:33 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

cross-posting myself from the FIFA thread.   I saw this damn commercial during one of the halftimes and kinda got triggered.

 

 This Charles Schwab commercial is such absolute fucking horseshit.

 

if you father was so good and wanted to charge a fair price to install windows, and everyone else was charging "$400-500" each.... and your dad only charged $100.... hes the last motherfucker on the planet I would want teaching a Charles Schwab rep how to properly invest money.

 

if everyone else is charging FOUR TIMES your price, maybe you should raise your price to allow you to charge half the amount.... customer still very happy at paying 1/2 the fee, and you dont have to work DOUBLE to make the same fucking money

 

 

I also hate that dude's weirdly wide face and his stupid voice. 

Expired!  Expired!  Expired!  
 
The visiting Aunts is one of my favorites.  

The aunts and the cloggers are the best of the series
8 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Man that commercial sucks.  I actually didn’t realize he was going for the snow globe thing. I thought he just wanted to provide her a “white Christmas” by showering her in filthy shredded up newsprint.  And the commercial didn’t explain what Amazon product keeps the shredded paper continually floating around I the air.  

Oscillating fans from Amazon prime, no doi. 

There's something going on there with the mom not being present but I haven't paid close enough attention to it to try to figure out. I think they are sad because maybe the mom left because the dad deemed himself a creative genius but she just thought he was a weirdo..

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Expired!  Expired!  Expired!  
 

The visiting Aunts is one of my favorites.  

one of my least favorite ads of all time. and since when is whiny/judgmental aunt a trope that anyone has ever heard of?

Abuelita looking over that jackhole's shoulder while he bumbles his way through preparing a feast in the coke commercial is super creepy as fuck

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28 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Abuelita looking over that jackhole's shoulder while he bumbles his way through preparing a feast in the coke commercial is super creepy as fuck

She's judgmental as hell about everything throughout the cooking process, and the meal looks like burnt ass, yet that's when she's finally content? It doesn't make any sense. 

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She's judgmental as hell about everything throughout the cooking process, and the meal looks like burnt ass, yet that's when she's finally content? It doesn't make any sense. 

Maybe she was a shitty cook and wants him to carry on the family tradition.

I don't know why Wendy's thought the snarky server/assistant manager spokes-bitch would be good for selling burgers, with or without the stupidass Reggie Bush angles included. Those commercials suck.

On 12/7/2022 at 10:33 AM, AUS-97HORN said:

cross-posting myself from the FIFA thread.   I saw this damn commercial during one of the halftimes and kinda got triggered.

 

 This Charles Schwab commercial is such absolute fucking horseshit.

 

if you father was so good and wanted to charge a fair price to install windows, and everyone else was charging "$400-500" each.... and your dad only charged $100.... hes the last motherfucker on the planet I would want teaching a Charles Schwab rep how to properly invest money.

 

if everyone else is charging FOUR TIMES your price, maybe you should raise your price to allow you to charge half the amount.... customer still very happy at paying 1/2 the fee, and you dont have to work DOUBLE to make the same fucking money

 

 

His dad was making money selling the pills he stole from his customers medicine cabinets. 

23 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Oscillating fans from Amazon prime, no doi. 

There's something going on there with the mom not being present but I haven't paid close enough attention to it to try to figure out. I think they are sad because maybe the mom left because the dad deemed himself a creative genius but she just thought he was a weirdo..

Dead/absent family during the holidays was the theme this year. I don't know if it's because this was the first real "post covid" holiday season or what, but melancholy Christmas seems to be the angle a lot of advertisers went with and it was very strange for me.

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13 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Abuelita looking over that jackhole's shoulder while he bumbles his way through preparing a feast in the coke commercial is super creepy as fuck

she ded

I don't know why Wendy's thought the snarky server/assistant manager spokes-bitch would be good for selling burgers, with or without the stupidass Reggie Bush angles included. Those commercials suck.

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I’m sure it’s already on here, it it’s terrible enough to mention twice: the HEB choir commercial. It’s just awful all the way. Shitty singing with no enthusiasm, singing HORRIBLE lyrics. The lyrics are something I’d come up with if 1) I had 10 minutes to do so and 2) I didn’t give a single shit about the results.

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I’m sure it’s already on here, it it’s terrible enough to mention twice: the HEB choir commercial. It’s just awful all the way. Shitty singing with no enthusiasm, singing HORRIBLE lyrics. The lyrics are something I’d come up with if 1) I had 10 minutes to do so and 2) I didn’t give a single shit about the results.

lemme guess

Pescado's ex-wife's new HEB manager fuck buddy is one of the extras in the commercial. 

you know how many times i've seen/heard these sing-songy burger king commercials? several dozen. you know how many times i've eaten burger king since these ads came out?

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On 12/8/2022 at 2:57 PM, Underdog said:

Expired!  Expired!  Expired!  
 

The visiting Aunts is one of my favorites.  

The return of this one made me laugh. I think it is the casting of the Aunties more than anything.

Edited by DukDukGru
Tired

I like the BK song. Mostly the chicken one. It's fun to shout out randomly as if I have Tourette's. Am I still allowed to say that? 

But no I will not be dining there anytime soon. 

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