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  • Dennis Taylor
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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Burger King is horrible.

Who the fuck eats a burger with ketchup and mayonaise ?

Shittiest service of any major chain, as well. They seem to hire regards as a company policy.

6 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Burger King is horrible.

Who the fuck eats a burger with ketchup and mayonaise ?

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Burger King had practically no requirements for franchisees. That’s why they are so shitty.

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This sticker (apparently from www.buttholestickers.com) adorned the bollard protecting the drive through window at my local BK for almost a year before being taken down. 

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I've given serious thought to making a purchase and replacing it. 

Edit: I understand that this likely will be an unpopular opinion, but a cold bacon double cheeseburger from BK goes very well with a black coffee for breakfast. 

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On 12/5/2022 at 9:41 PM, GoPokes83 said:

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This one’s been running for several years now during the holidays. Has GMC not changed the look of their trucks in all these years?

I think they’re running this again this year because there was such a ruckus on social media last year about the stupidity of it but people were talking about it. No such thing as bad publicity.

I also can’t stand the coke commercial with the guy making his dead grandma’s recipe. I wouldn’t trust a dude who’s got a giant portrait of his grandma featured prominently in his dining room. Gives me Norman Bates vibes.

I think they’re running this again this year because there was such a ruckus on social media last year about the stupidity of it but people were talking about it. No such thing as bad publicity.
I also can’t stand the coke commercial with the guy making his dead grandma’s recipe. I wouldn’t trust a dude who’s got a giant portrait of his grandma featured prominently in his dining room. Gives me Norman Bates vibes.

Abuelita looks like she’s very disapproving of his shitty cooking.

Olivia Dunn, the hot LSU NIL millionaire gymnast has a commercial out for something called Vuori. Best I can figure out it’s some type of sweatpants you can jump around in. She’s much better looking than sounding. They have a caption during the ad that says the pants are made from 100% recycled materials, while she’s saying that the best part of the pants are that they’re made from sustainable materials. Are those the same thing?

I fucking love Whoppers. Have since I was like 12. Those that don't know the value of ketchup and mayo together are a bunch of weirdos. 

However.... BK does everything else wrong. Their ads sucks. Their service sucks. Their locations suck - every fucking BK is on the shitty side of the highway or whatever. They have tried and tried and tried to get chicken right, but they fuck it up every time. .... so HOW IN THE FUCK are they still like the #2 ff burger place around? It baffles me. 

What the fucking fuck is the trend with commercials featuring monologues from random people in front of a plain black background with soft but serious background music?  Which is worse - Sewel or Jared commercials?  I can't hit the remote fast enough when that shit comes on.

1 hour ago, bernorange said:

What the fucking fuck is the trend with commercials featuring monologues from random people in front of a plain black background with soft but serious background music?  Which is worse - Sewel or Jared commercials?  I can't hit the remote fast enough when that shit comes on.

There was a commercial for a jewelry store, Jared I think, that ran on/off for a couple of years.  A young couple was sitting together and she described health problems that she had to the point that she wasn’t able to walk.  The point was that he was so dedicated to her and he helped get better again.   
- so why did she get the jewelry and not him?  
 

I watch a lot of free streaming stuff of Pluto and Xumo.  Sweater god, 2 of every 3 commercials they run is for shingles.  Always some naked person’s back and they are hunched over or arching their back as if in pain.  Fuck off shingles vaccine manufacturers.  Shingles sucks. We get it.  

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Bad enough the chick has on a really fakeass looking wig. Probably a typical scene for you married folks. "Why didn't YOU get us life insurance? But WE agreed!"

 

 

1 hour ago, DougO said:

Bad enough the chick has on a really fakeass looking wig. Probably a typical scene for you married folks.

I double dog dare you to touch her hair.

On 11/29/2022 at 4:36 PM, Scary Stranger said:

Hate that guy with his never ending sweater combos and his huge hands.

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22 hours ago, DougO said:

Bad enough the chick has on a really fakeass looking wig. Probably a typical scene for you married folks. "Why didn't YOU get us life insurance? But WE agreed!"

 

 

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First Scrubs actors T-Mobile commercial was a fun throwback. However many commercials in we are now is wearing me slick.

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Much sooner, rather than later people are going to be”WTF were we thinking” when it comes to Pete Davidson.

... and now Giamatti as Einstein.

"I'm suh-vitching!"

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That's some serious...
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On 12/13/2022 at 4:18 PM, DougO said:

Shittiest service of any major chain, as well. They seem to hire regards as a company policy.

 

X-Chair.  “We synthesize the universe’s elements… bringing heat, cold, touch...” 

What the fuck does that even mean?

And no, I am not interested in an office chair that would require “flexible payment plans.”

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The ass on the lady in one of the latest Mercedes commercials will get me to stop whatever I'm doing in order to stare at the TV. 

Yeah, believe I posted the same way up thread - Agree [emoji817] that is a stupendous [emoji527]

43 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

The ass on the lady in one of the latest Mercedes commercials will get me to stop whatever I'm doing in order to stare at the TV. 

 

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Speaking of car commercials, hate the Volvo commercial where some chick continually yells “right here, right now!”  Had to look it up, I guess it’s a Fatboy Slim song.  I guess if you know the song it makes sense but if you don’t know the song the commercial seems kinda stupid.  I guess Volvo thinks Volvo drivers are hip enough that they celebrate Fatboy Slim’s entire catalog but I’m not sure they’re right.  

Fuck Royal Carribean.

 

your piece of shit ship that not even going to be SAILABLE for a fucking year, doesnt need to have 6 commercials bragging about it every college or NFL game. 

20 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Speaking of car commercials, hate the Volvo commercial where some chick continually yells “right here, right now!”  Had to look it up, I guess it’s a Fatboy Slim song.  I guess if you know the song it makes sense but if you don’t know the song the commercial seems kinda stupid.  I guess Volvo thinks Volvo drivers are hip enough that they celebrate Fatboy Slim’s entire catalog but I’m not sure they’re right.  

That line was pulled from a movie called Strange Days and that's actually Angela Bassett saying the Right Here Right Now line.

They’re all serious athletes despite their obesity is the impression I’m getting.  

That disgusting looking yellow chicken on the grill at chipotle. Looks like it was battered in baby diarrhea. 

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2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

That disgusting looking yellow chicken on the grill at chipotle. Looks like it was battered in baby diarrhea. 

Maybe it is - after all, Chipotle's unofficial motto is "free diarrhea with every purchase." 

Not a commercial but a movie trailer...  Who's marketing department thought the target audience for "80 for Brady" was the Sunday NFL crowd?   I realize the movie is about football and the Super Bowl but seriously?   They think that that the average NFL fan is going to watch that dreck?

On 12/17/2022 at 10:51 PM, NorthLoop said:

I fucking love Whoppers. Have since I was like 12. Those that don't know the value of ketchup and mayo together are a bunch of weirdos. 

However.... BK does everything else wrong. Their ads sucks. Their service sucks. Their locations suck - every fucking BK is on the shitty side of the highway or whatever. They have tried and tried and tried to get chicken right, but they fuck it up every time. .... so HOW IN THE FUCK are they still like the #2 ff burger place around? It baffles me. 

$2 Whoppers at BK in Dobie kept me fed through college.

27 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

$2 Whoppers at BK in Dobie kept me fed through college.

I remember when they were 99 cents when I was in HS. I was all about that life. 

Who had the bright idea to advertise to girls during bowl games about needing to poop and having a smelly crotch? The first time I saw it, I thought that maybe it was a mistake but it was on ALL FUCKING WEEK and now I just saw it on ESPN during the middle of the day on a Tuesday. Who the fuck do they think are seeing these ads and how much of these girl supplements do they think they'll sell to this audience on ESPN DURING THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY ON A TUESDAY. 

Maybe a bunch of guys have wives/girlfriends with smelly crotches? Could have made a good stocking stuffer.

11 minutes ago, Hate said:

Maybe a bunch of guys have wives/girlfriends with smelly crotches? Could have made a good stocking stuffer.

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6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I remember when they were 99 cents when I was in HS. I was all about that life. 

cici's buffet was $2.99 when i was in HS. i recently went for the first time in forever, and a buffet with a water was $9.81. i shit you not. the food tasted a lot better when it was $3.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

 i recently went for the first time in forever

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On 12/31/2022 at 10:23 PM, Prepuce of Doom said:

The ass on the lady in one of the latest Mercedes commercials will get me to stop whatever I'm doing in order to stare at the TV. 

voiceover dude talkin’ ‘bout “C-Class” and imma watching thinking “dat azz!”

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