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#3801

Dunno if it’s been mentioned, but the recent Jimmy Johns commercials are really becoming unnecessarily unhinged. 

It’s good that Brad Garrett is getting a paycheck, but what’s the point of it all?

 

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#3802

The Lily AT&T commercial where the guy keeps having to turn the sign around is maybe the stupidest commercial ever created.

#3803
The Lily AT&T commercial where the guy keeps having to turn the sign around is maybe the stupidest commercial ever created.

Uh oh… now call her heavy!
#3807
7 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

The Lily AT&T commercial where the guy keeps having to turn the sign around is maybe the stupidest commercial ever created.

Every State Farm commercial ever disagrees with you 

#3816

I was just outside grilling some chicken for after school food. When I came back into the house I said to my son, hey junior, guess what I heard outside?

What dad? 

The soundtrack of Chipotle!

That got an audible groan.

Don't forget to tip your waiters

#3818
Lots of derp in that face...

Hot pictures aside, this is the face you’re going to see every day. I vote derp as well, unless it’s the OP’s kid or something, then she’s lovely!
#3819

Jersey Mike's commercials with Danny DeVito. I really don't want Frank Reynolds breathing and drooling on my sub.

#3821
On 1/29/2023 at 7:44 PM, Scary Stranger said:

Why the fuck does Taco Bell think I want to see close ups of people shoving shit Mexican food into their mouths?

Hey, that guy is on my fantasy team!

#3823
On 1/29/2023 at 10:41 AM, After irth said:

Dunno if it’s been mentioned, but the recent Jimmy Johns commercials are really becoming unnecessarily unhinged. 

It’s good that Brad Garrett is getting a paycheck, but what’s the point of it all?

 

F that. Jimmy's John's campaign is greatness.

#3831

Lmao i noticed their random inclusion of the wheel chair woman as well. They really went out of their way on that one. What's next, a recovering alcoholic that makes sure to note that he'll be attending a meeting during his lunch break?

#3832
10 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

jesus fucking christ best buy.

the husband (who btw has a lisp)-

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the wife-

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the lady who helps him pick out his tv-

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their super bowl watch party:

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Holy shit no fucking way. This is even better and more ridiculous than the STAND UP COMEDIANS making jokes about it. 

Fucking idiocracy. I mean it doesn't bother me at all but it's just so fucking funny at this point. 

#3833
jesus fucking christ best buy.
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the wife-
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the lady who helps him pick out his tv-
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their super bowl watch party:
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Does advertising work? Just did.
#3839

These are just so fucking bad. Going after the full regard demographic, I guess.

 

 

#3840
13 minutes ago, DougO said:

These are just so fucking bad. Going after the full regard demographic, I guess.

 

need to watch this to understand why they advertise so hard.  short answer. the franchisees pay something like 12% of their sales rev back to subway to pay for it. (thats outrageous --McDs/wendys/BK charge something like 2%)

 

 

#3844
5 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

I want to murder the Lume deodorant lady.  

Haha "does your cooter smell like ass like mine does? Use Lume!"

#3845

If her cooter smells like ass, you may want to roll her over and try again.

#3847

It's hard to accurately describe the rage I feel building up inside me when I hear the first few chords of those 1-877-cars-4-kids ads. I immediately lunge for the remote/mouse/phone/whatever to make it stop as fast as humanly possible. 

#3849
On 2/24/2023 at 9:14 PM, Underdog said:

 

This guy has the best IG page. Love it. Waiting for him to post some OG Transformers or Go Bots content. 

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