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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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  • Dennis Taylor
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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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just saw an updated uqora commercial. 

 

Spenser still a dirty dude, but he's been updated to husband, and Jenna is no longer a stick figure. 

Fuck T-Mobile in the goat ass for the “well.. well… well” to the tune of Staying Alive commercial.  

I am growing to despise that smug, entitled cat from the Chewy commercials. 

I wish Georgio and the St Bernard would rip that fucking cat to shreds.
1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:


I wish Georgio and the St Bernard would rip that fucking cat to shreds.

I now sing, "The peanut butter box is here" every time we get a delivery.

 

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I now sing, "The peanut butter box is here" every time we get a delivery.

 

We actually have peanut butter dog treats on subscription with Amazon, so I save it for that special box every month.

uh oh - an inclusive ad on Tapa for an app game called Skillz

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Paging Derka and Ultra DTers

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Uh oh, black couple on Tapa, including girl with nice jugs, light brown skin, and frizzy hair.

Congress should reconsider advertising for prescription medicine after this psoriasis ad

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fox kept airing a commercial last night about women overcoming systemic oppression, and how all of the women in the commercial were told they couldn't make it be wise they're women, including sound bites like, "she can't do it, she's a woman." the entire commercial was about female chefs. 

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really? everyone tells women they can't cook? riiiiight. just like all of those famous stereotypes about how black people cant play basketball, and how asians are bad at math. 

also, can anyone here tell me what in the hell @Eskimohorn is rambling on about? because what it sounds like he's doing is claiming that I, the one dude who came to this thread to talk about the fact black women only seem to make it in commercials if they fit one very specific, light skinnned, non threatening look, is talking shit to me about how i apparently don't like black women? that's correct yes? if so, wow. that's some impressive stupidity and butthurt right there.

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also, can anyone here tell me what in the hell [mention=689]Eskimohorn[/mention] is rambling on about? because what it sounds like he's doing is claiming that I, the one dude who came to this thread to talk about the fact black women only seem to make it in commercials if they fit one very specific, light skinnned, non threatening look, is talking shit to me about how i apparently don't like black women? that's correct yes? if so, wow. that's some impressive stupidity and butthurt right there.

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The kid who can barely speak in the new Puma commercial 'we are the new classics' (I think that's what he says, he has 28 marbles in his mouth I'm pretty sure) - he makes me angry. 

40 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who decided that bad Scottish accents should be featured in every local car dealership radio ad?

If it's not Scottish...

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The Amazon commercial playing on the free streaming apps like Pluto where a hirsute teenage girl learns to deal with her developing mustache by trying to look like Freddie Mercury and bobbing her head and dancing to music played on her headphones in front of her shocked class mates.  Because nothing says “just be yourself” like taking on a “rocker girl” persona to hide the fact that you are a 15 girl with a porn ‘stache.  


And before I’m gonna take any of you white knights who come in here to defend girls with facial hair seriously, I’m gonna need to see a pic of your wife’s mustache.

The SodaStream commercial jingle that I thought was Cardi B (because little high pitch “purr” thing that I think I hear) but is actually Lizzo…… does that dumbass really try to rhyme “dehydrated” and “inspiration?”  

On 3/6/2023 at 1:17 PM, Beau Vine said:

I now sing, "The peanut butter box is here" every time we get a delivery.

 

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I'm getting really tired of the gritty black and white advertisements for Common Sense Jesus. 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I'm getting really tired of the gritty black and white advertisements for Common Sense Jesus. 

Relax man. He gets us. 

I think one of the Jared commercials was a couple (filmed black and white…… of course) with her explaining that she had some serious health issues and he stayed by her every step of the way and helped her walk again.   And she got a ring and he didn’t because…?

I mostly stream, but when I see commericials, I get so tired of the portrayal of taking a pill as somehow heroic. Arise Trumfiant! Take arms against COPD! Prove your mettle by risking your perineum to fight Crohn's disease! Face your bladder on the battlefield and crush its hyperactiveness like Achilles destroyed Hector! Drag your bladder trimphantly behind your chariot as you circle the glorious walls of Big Pharma!

You'll be looking defiantly at the camera, running up hills, and playing pickleball with the grandkids!

Don't take if you're allergic to it! How the fuck would you know until you took it?

 

23 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

If it's not Scottish...

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On 3/14/2023 at 11:15 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who decided that bad Scottish accents should be featured in every local car dealership radio ad?

Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey.... 

On 3/14/2023 at 11:15 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who decided that bad Scottish accents should be featured in every local car dealership radio ad?

There are good Scottish accents?

This fucking Ram truck commercial where the country music harpy holds a sustained 5 second shriek at the end… I want everyone involved waterboarded with electrified nipple clamps while their cockadoody feet are beaten like James Caan’s in Misery.

 

 

Let’s just go ahead and add every commercial during the NCAA tournament.  I don’t care how good they are, after seeing them a million times, you will hate them.  Already done with ATT Lily, she even looks like she hates being in these pieces of shit.  The Capital One commercials get stupider every year.  Feel free to add your “favorites”.

LOL at the Coke commercials during MM trying to convince us that WBB player is the best ever at anything. C’mon now.

Not a fan?

 

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LOL at the Coke commercials during MM trying to convince us that WBB player is the best ever at anything. C’mon now.

They did a CGI handfight in an unfunny stealing coke zero ad. Really realy bad
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On 3/16/2023 at 6:46 PM, Scary Stranger said:

WTF. Did you see that Jack Links peeing Sasquatch commercial during March Madness?

I couldn't believe it. 

I hope it's featured again because none of my friends happened to be catch it last night and nobody saw it today. 

The Amazon commercial playing on the free streaming apps like Pluto where a hirsute teenage girl learns to deal with her developing mustache by trying to look like Freddie Mercury and bobbing her head and dancing to music played on her headphones in front of her shocked class mates.  Because nothing says “just be yourself” like taking on a “rocker girl” persona to hide the fact that you are a 15 girl with a porn ‘stache.  

And before I’m gonna take any of you white knights who come in here to defend girls with facial hair seriously, I’m gonna need to see a pic of your wife’s mustache.

As awful as that one is, my wife loves their spot with the large dog who gets used to his family being home, who then has separation anxiety and tears the place up. The result of the family ordering a crate to the deliver big dog a new little companion makes her tear up.
On 3/14/2023 at 12:12 PM, Lhorn said:

The Amazon commercial playing on the free streaming apps like Pluto where a hirsute teenage girl learns to deal with her developing mustache by trying to look like Freddie Mercury and bobbing her head and dancing to music played on her headphones in front of her shocked class mates. 

It was on a local station this morning during the news so now even guys like my 80 year father can uncomfortably enjoy its terribleness 

TV Dad can eat a bag of dicks.

Whoever came up with the ad where it's just the phone ringing the entire time as they play a vacation sideshow needs to be shot in the dick (or general groin area if it was a woman).

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Somebody is going to have to explain the Mazda Danny Trejo cleaned up in nerd glasses commercial.

Are they serious???  WTF???

On 3/16/2023 at 6:46 PM, Scary Stranger said:

WTF. Did you see that Jack Links peeing Sasquatch commercial during March Madness?

 

23 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I couldn't believe it. 

I hope it's featured again because none of my friends happened to be catch it last night and nobody saw it today. 

I was at a work dinner and saw it on a corner tv in the restaurant and was like wtf, needless to say I had to point it out to the table lol

 

 

On 3/15/2023 at 7:47 AM, RomaVicta said:

I mostly stream, but when I see commericials, I get so tired of the portrayal of taking a pill as somehow heroic. Arise Trumfiant! Take arms against COPD! Prove your mettle by risking your perineum to fight Crohn's disease! Face your bladder on the battlefield and crush its hyperactiveness like Achilles destroyed Hector! Drag your bladder trimphantly behind your chariot as you circle the glorious walls of Big Pharma!

You'll be looking defiantly at the camera, running up hills, and playing pickleball with the grandkids!

Don't take if you're allergic to it! How the fuck would you know until you took it?

 

You forgot “take your plaque psoriasis by the haunches and fuck it into submission!”  

On 3/12/2023 at 11:32 AM, shadow_operative said:

fox kept airing a commercial last night about women overcoming systemic oppression, and how all of the women in the commercial were told they couldn't make it be wise they're women, including sound bites like, "she can't do it, she's a woman." the entire commercial was about female chefs. 

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really? everyone tells women they can't cook? riiiiight. just like all of those famous stereotypes about how black people cant play basketball, and how asians are bad at math. 

Reminds me of this commercial which was so over the top douchy that I almost couldn’t believe that I had seen it.  From Super Bowl 2017


 

“Do I tell [my daughter] that despite her education, her drive, her skills, her intelligence…. She will automatically be valued as less than any man she ever meets….”

 

No one is telling or implying that girls.  Stop lying.

 

 

 

10 hours ago, Covri said:

 

I was at a work dinner and saw it on a corner tv in the restaurant and was like wtf, needless to say I had to point it out to the table lol

 

 

That's revolting. They really want me thinking of that disgusting flood of cloudy urine spraying all over the floor when I see their product? If so, they've succeeded. Just eating that stuff in the bathroom was a bad start.

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46 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Just eating that stuff in the bathroom was a bad start.

Nothing good can come from this.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

That's revolting. They really want me thinking of that disgusting flood of cloudy urine spraying all over the floor when I see their product? If so, they've succeeded. Just eating that stuff in the bathroom was a bad start.

Beef jerky is a perfectly cromulent bathroom snack. 

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