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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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With regards to the HIV and prep meds commercials I’ve noticed that in a time when advertisers go out of their ways to make the cast diverse to the point it’s silly, those HIV med commercials don’t mind relying on stereotypes.  If you are a gay black or Latino man, this medication is for YOU!!

At least they always get to make out at the end of the commercial. Always.
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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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3 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Of course it is. But that still doesn't make sense. Do that shit in the Bahamas, not Ft. Worth. And don't drag me into it. 

The Lockheed/Martin Bahamas Bowl might raise a few red flags.

  • 2 weeks later...

the recent and sudden explosion of the same Alfa Romeo commercial playing over and over again.

 

I guess they are praying that US has no fucking idea how bad the AR reliability brand is in Europe

I am so fucking sick of the Quicktrip commercial where all of the employees are sooo excited about the sandwiches their gas station sells and how their customers customize them.

I get annoyed by the commercial where you think the dad is dropping his 19 year old daughter off at college (only after off roading through Zion National) only to find out she's dropping him off at his dorm to experience college. How the fuck does that work? Where do I sign up? 

the recent and sudden explosion of the same Alfa Romeo commercial playing over and over again.
 
I guess they are praying that US has no fucking idea how bad the AR reliability brand is in Europe

It’s Soviet Lada level bad.

The Little Caesars thin crust commercial skipping slices at the lake ----- I like that one. Made me laugh. 

6 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

The Little Caesars thin crust commercial skipping slices at the lake ----- I like that one. Made me laugh. 

I don't know if LC was National when I was a wee tyke but they've always had some pretty good commercials. The origami pterodactyl is an all-timer for me. 

Getting old sucks, but we had the coolest toys.

 

9 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Be iconic.... Yes please jump around like some spastic jackass in stupid colored suits and dresses 

Spastic Jackasses would be a great band name.

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Greatest JITB ad ever... 

 

Disagree: 

 

 

How in the world is Jack in the Box still in business? Bad food and horrible service. 

1 hour ago, Brandywine said:

How in the world is Jack in the Box still in business? Bad food and horrible service. 

You saw the stuff ^^^ about stoners right?

How in the world is Jack in the Box still in business? Bad food and horrible service. 

You have to know what to get. The egg rolls are an excellent fast food snack. The cheap tacos have a certain addictability. The sourdough Jack is a decent burger if you have a hood franchise. A lot of the other stuff is garbage.

Ultimate Cheeseburger was my go to, never cared for their tacos.

Ultimate Cheeseburger was my go to, never cared for their tacos.

Worked there in high school. Gained 10 lbs wolfing down half price Ult Cheese burgers every other day, among other things
On 6/15/2023 at 4:26 PM, Brandywine said:

How in the world is Jack in the Box still in business? Bad food and horrible service. 

Don't be a bitch. LOL 

Uncle Dan and his giant beard can fuck right off

And if I EVER see some motherfucker in his gmc truck clapping his hands while the truck is passing me, he's getting a lane check

On 6/15/2023 at 4:26 PM, Brandywine said:

Bad food

Incorrect. Low quality food.

15 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’ll go to Jack in the Box for tacos, egg rolls, and onion rings.  100x better than anything Taco Bell has.

Spoken like someone who has never had Cinnamon Twists dipped in Reduced-fat sour cream mixed with Diablo sauce. 

On 6/15/2023 at 4:26 PM, Brandywine said:

How in the world is Jack in the Box still in business? Bad food and horrible service. 

Back when I was in HS there was a rumor going around that JITB got busted using kangaroo meat. We made several road trips to the one in Denton and never were able to score a Rooburger. Marketing genius.

What the hell is happening in the LinkedIn commercial with the girl dancing* through the washeteria?

*"It's like a dry heave set to music."

Love the "we talking about practice" commercial with Melo, Hart, and Curry.  Curry's "Word!" just kills me.  So deadpan.

On 6/15/2023 at 11:58 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

Ok the new JITB commercial with Snoop made me die laughing at the "What up Miatch" line

People really like this shit?
 

I guess they know their audience. They did once have some of the best commercials. The Snoop one is full regard.

Haven't been to Jack in ages, but it is definitely far more useful than McD's or BK, Wendy's etc..., if only for the 2AM drive back home tacos.

16 minutes ago, DougO said:

People really like this shit?
 

I guess they know their audience. They did once have some of the best commercials. The Snoop one is full regard.

Haven't been to Jack in ages, but it is definitely far more useful than McD's or BK, Wendy's etc..., if only for the 2AM drive back home tacos.

Are you a really old, like over 55? Or an accountant or something? 

  • 2 weeks later...

I confess that when this one comes on, I stand up and do the dance and sing along with them:

 

Frontier Fiber seems to think making their customers seem like a bunch of assholes is going to increase sales. They also seem to think that Fiber is not a type of cable...I guess.

 

 

On 6/17/2023 at 8:21 AM, RPM said:

Back when I was in HS there was a rumor going around that JITB got busted using kangaroo meat. We made several road trips to the one in Denton and never were able to score a Rooburger. Marketing genius.

In my neck of the woods, it was rat meat.  I distinctly recall a friend of mine daring enough to try to order a rat meat hamburger at the location in Richardson.

Wtf is in those tacos ? It’s a mystery. Might be beef. Could be nutria or armadillo

Yesterday I decided to bet on a CFL game and so I learned that BK has their own Canadian version of the jingle featuring butter chicken and poutine. I wish I was making that up. 

https://youtu.be/WE20TLD8_ao

the capital one radio ads...

Monotone Narrator: choosing capital one is easier than choosing Slash for your band

Monotone Band Chick: "next up on guitar" 

*Slash plays a relatively easy guitar riff

Monotone Band Chick: "you're in" 

Slash: "cool" 

Monotone Narrator: "yep it's that easy" 

 

 

 

Airbnb ads describing how awesome it was to hang out with their airbnb host. Nobody wants to hang out with the airbnb host. That sounds fucking dumb.

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