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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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What if the host has some really good weed though?  

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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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Golden Corral commercial with a Hispanic grandfather, mother, and 2 kids. Painfully over-the-top Hispanic accent from the kid actor, to wit:

"... fried cheeeeken"

"... you're from My-yammie"

Unless grandpa has some flavor...  DAYUM!!!!(red lobster ad). 

Samsung Flip commercial, kill it with fire.

Also qualifies for punchable faces.

 

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8 minutes ago, DougO said:

Samsung Flip commercial, kill it with fire.

Also qualifies for punchable faces.

 

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7 hours ago, DougO said:

Samsung Flip commercial, kill it with fire.

Also qualifies for punchable faces.

 

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I'm always amazed that Sonic makes this commercial, then decides to dump it and go all in on the two morons in their car. 

 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

I'm always amazed that Sonic makes this commercial, then decides to dump it and go all in on the two morons in their car. 

I've gotta be honest,  I havent seen the OG two morons in a commercial in a very long time. maybe as far back as 4 years.

Now, that being said, Sonic has changed their 2 morons out with replacement morons. 

You have the 2 idiotic soccer moms trying to figure out how to use their phone app, Those two have been in several commercials

and the family unit of idiots talking about tots.

Jardiance fat woman musical commercial.  Watching that oompa loompa wallow around makes me vomit in my mouth.  

On 8/10/2023 at 11:41 AM, BamaATL said:

Jardiance fat woman musical commercial.  Watching that oompa loompa wallow around makes me vomit in my mouth.  

Not even with that tongue.... Screenshot_20230811-210808-978.png.67cab1dec0adb748061d9b8ad593f04a.png

11 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Not even with that tongue.... Screenshot_20230811-210808-978.png.67cab1dec0adb748061d9b8ad593f04a.png

Just the visual I didn't need, thanks.  Almost as disturbing as the overhead shot when she is "dancing"

34 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Just the visual I didn't need, thanks.  Almost as disturbing as the overhead shot when she is "dancing"

It's amazing how these pharm companies find the most rhythm-challenged people to dance in their commercials.

Uh. Pretty sure you are all supposed to think fat is beautiful these days. If you don’t, Lizzie will eat you.

So happy to have the dia-beet-us you just gotta dance.

On 7/24/2023 at 2:51 PM, Pam Cummings said:

Airbnb ads describing how awesome it was to hang out with their airbnb host. Nobody wants to hang out with the airbnb host. That sounds fucking dumb.

Bruh...

 

 

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I don't even think of these as commercials anymore but here goes

 

Fansville Season 6 Premiere :60

 

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You probably haven't seen it unless you watch motorsports, but the Advance Auto Parts commercial where Abuela (she makes the best tostadas) inexplicably arrives at the end of the commercial all dressed up like some kind of tough guy biker type. 

It's stupid, pandering, and doesn't even make sense. 

I don't know if this is gonna sell anything or win any Cleo awards, but the parachute guy cracks my ass up every time.

 

 

I would watch a Fansville series especially if milf mom gets nekkid.

18 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I, for one, enjoy the Fansville commercials. 

They are great.....Boz is perfect as the sheriff.

I also enjoy the Mayhem commercials.

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13 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I would watch a Fansville series especially if milf mom gets nekkid.

So, like an OnlyFansville? 

4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So, like an OnlyFansville? 

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On 8/4/2023 at 10:21 PM, RamjetFDO said:

Golden Corral commercial with a Hispanic grandfather, mother, and 2 kids. Painfully over-the-top Hispanic accent from the kid actor, to wit:

"... fried cheeeeken"

"... you're from My-yammie"
 

That one has my brother going nuts.

On 8/24/2023 at 7:31 AM, Steamboat1874 said:

I also enjoy the Mayhem commercials.

I'm afraid that we can't be friends.

The original "shaky, shaky" mayhem commercials were funny.

The past 2-3 years they have generally sucked.

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cross posting from the NU CU thread

 

man, you know these wendys actors are wondering how in the holy fuck they all still have jobs

Kia. Couple sets up phone for selfie and eagle snags their phone. Couple follows bird in their Kia. Girl climbs to nest to grab phone, thereby screwing up nest of an endangered raptor.

15 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Kia. Couple sets up phone for selfie and eagle snags their phone. Couple follows bird in their Kia. Girl climbs to nest to grab phone, thereby screwing up nest of an endangered raptor.

also, apparently, Eagles only fly directly parallel to roads, enabling you to get near their nest

The “it’s so fun to drive this car, I drive for no fucking reason” commercials are idiotic.  Cute little girl asks Dad “how big is the ocean?” (Iirc) so Dad tells his job to get fucked and he’s driving his daughter over mountains and through forest so she can see the ocean. 
 

Another one a guy calls his friend to say he’s coming over.  He’s driving whatever car they are selling all over the fucking place and he pulls up in his friends driveway and they reveal that they live next door to each other.  Fuck off!

 

another one two assholes are tearing it up in separate cars.  Turns out they are playing “tag”……in 4000 lb vehicles.  
 

 

Fansville usually delivers. And they cracked the code: cast smoking hot chicks but downplay their attractiveness a bit

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We apparently live in a society in which 34-year old servers at Wendy's are the official arbiters of accepted popular vernacular.

Hey financial planner whose dad did windows for a hundred bucks a window when other guys would charge four or five hundred bucks a window- I think your old man would say get rid of that ridiculous mustache 

On 9/9/2023 at 8:51 PM, Eskimohorn said:

Fansville usually delivers. And they cracked the code: cast smoking hot chicks but downplay their attractiveness a bit

I thought Bryce Young nailed his Fansville segment last year: "They're my family now, CJ." and gives the kid the dead-eyed look.

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On 9/17/2023 at 10:26 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Hey financial planner whose dad did windows for a hundred bucks a window when other guys would charge four or five hundred bucks a window- I think your old man would say get rid of that ridiculous mustache 

His stupid face is so hateably, punchably wide. 

And the way he says "bucks" - beuugghkz

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Ben Affleck is stuck in Batman voice which makes his Dunkin commercials even more annoying.

Not a rant, but it's pretty funny to me that Walmart is using a song about contract killing to promote its low prices.  

6 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

Not a rant, but it's pretty funny to me that Walmart is using a song about contract killing to promote its low prices.  

Twilight zone?

His stupid face is so hateably, punchably wide. 
And the way he says "bucks" - beuugghkz

Yeah. I don’t think his dad story makes his dad look quite like he thinks it does.

I literally hate every single second of this commercial:

 

OTOH, this is one of the greatest commercials ever made:

 

On 9/9/2023 at 8:51 PM, Eskimohorn said:

Fansville usually delivers. And they cracked the code: cast smoking hot chicks but downplay their attractiveness a bit

The conference realignment one this year is excellent.  Someone hit up the message boards and did a good job of capturing the key talking points.

2 hours ago, WBT said:

The conference realignment one this year is excellent.  Someone hit up the message boards and did a good job of capturing the key talking points.

The overreaction to the first play of the season was spot fucking on. 

Fansville usually delivers. And they cracked the code: cast smoking hot chicks but downplay their attractiveness a bit

Only so much downplaying you can do with Kate French…
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57 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:


Only so much downplaying you can do with Kate French…
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Is that the mom?? The mom in those commercials is so in my wheelhouse.

37 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Is that the mom?? The mom in those commercials is so in my wheelhouse.

Ya reckon?

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