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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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4 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

Is that the mom?? The mom in those commercials is so in my wheelhouse.

What a coincidence. Smoking hot women are my wheelhouse too!

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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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mercedes SL AMG ad with the vampires (i guess) wearing sunglasses at night.  should have used corey hart as the background music.

Kleenex commercial with the snot bubble kid is awful.

This new Old Navy ad campaign where they have an abnormaly thin, and clearly face-stretched, botox-skinned, fake wig wearing Natasha Lyonne walking in cheap fucking plaid pants trying to sell them is absurd. and super fucking cringe as well. 

 

The NFL script run thru meeting spots. Let’s add to the narrative it’s all scripted. Dummies. And now with the entire Kelce family.

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

The Choice Hotel Fairy would get it. 

She was hotter as a stewardess.

Almost Famous (2000)

I really keep hoping the kid in the Hyundai rear assist commercial get hit by that car.  And what kind of assclown sets up a baseball practice 10 feet from the street and FACING the street?  Idiots.

Modelo commercials are bothering me lately. Using the song from good bad and ugly to tell me that some fat mexican barber is "a fighter" is insulting to that fantastic score.

Should it be a fat Italian barber?

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Should it be a fat Italian barber?

Really just the musical choice that is annoying lol. Just such an epic movie score and its like "this guy right here cutting another dude's hair.....this song was made for him".

 

He's a fighter!!

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On 9/22/2023 at 10:18 PM, elfenix said:

mercedes SL AMG ad with the vampires (i guess) wearing sunglasses at night.  should have used corey hart as the background music.

hey, I'm old as hell too!

Ok you assholes that do the "Because you taught me everything about baseball Papa" commercial can go straight to hell. That's uncalled for

these new allstate ads are fucking terrible

I'm actively rooting for Gronk to get sudden onset CTE

1 hour ago, RPM said:

I'm actively rooting for Gronk to get sudden onset CTE

He's had it for years.

1 minute ago, Deej said:

He's had it for years.

Moar

This Jeter commercial is the most relatable ad I have ever seen.  When my private jet gets grounded, I drive through the night to get home to my model wife too.  

He's not driving home to a plus-size model, though.

Interesting strategy with the new Behr paint commercials. Sounds to me like the Second Lady says “shitty is Behr” (I know she’s saying “should’ve been Behr”).

12 hours ago, Stringer said:

This Jeter commercial is the most relatable ad I have ever seen.  When my private jet gets grounded, I drive through the night to get home to my model wife too.  

Humblebrag? 

17 hours ago, Stringer said:

This Jeter commercial is the most relatable ad I have ever seen.  When my private jet gets grounded, I drive through the night to get home to my model wife too.  

My driveway of giant pavers with perfectly manicured green in between leading to my all glass entryway is a little more subtle.

I laughed on the Jersey Mike's homage to Night at the Roxbury and blonde Danny Devito kickin it to Rhythm of the Slice.

The NFL has become one giant commercial for Taylor Swift. 

Just kill it with fire.

 

3 minutes ago, DougO said:

The NFL has become one giant commercial for Taylor Swift. 

Just kill it with fire.

 

This right here.  They keep saying, "Everyone is talking about Taylor Swift at the game tonight".  Of course, because the camera is always panning to her and the commentators keep talking about it.  If they would just shut up then no one would know or care.  NFL just trying to increase the "brand".

7 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

This right here.  They keep saying, "Everyone is talking about Taylor Swift at the game tonight".  Of course, because the camera is always panning to her and the commentators keep talking about it.  If they would just shut up then no one would know or care.  NFL just trying to increase the "brand".

I think it's deeper than the NFL. Notice Kelce has a lot more commercial time going on now. One of them is for Pfizer. Hmmmm...

WTF happened to Mary Lou Retton?

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6 hours ago, DougO said:

I think it's deeper than the NFL. Notice Kelce has a lot more commercial time going on now. One of them is for Pfizer. Hmmmm...

Travis Kelce's agent had a very busy offseason, it seems. 

F Good Year for ruining Magic Carpet Ride with an ad that makes no sense and has been played, nonstop, for years.

On 10/2/2023 at 12:08 PM, RPM said:

WTF happened to Mary Lou Retton?

haven't seen or heard about her since she called the cops on us at Orange Tree. Fucking "Fat Lou Fat."

Fragrance commercials are universally awful. 

They all seem to try and channel their inner Fellini but, end up giving us crap like that Katy Perry DG ad, or Captain Jack Sparrow playing the guitar to an audience of one wolf, or something like that.

29 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

haven't seen or heard about her since she called the cops on us at Orange Tree. Fucking "Fat Lou Fat."

Colton? 

On 10/2/2023 at 12:08 PM, RPM said:

WTF happened to Mary Lou Retton?

I lived in Moore Hill on campus. My room was right above the front door on the second floor on the southwest entrance opening out onto 21st Street. Early one morning I heard a ruckus going on outside so I looked out my window to find Mary Lou arguing with the cops. They were having her Vette towed. This must have been a Monday morning and her car was not to be parked there.

That is all I got.

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WTF happened to Mary Lou Retton?

It’s been 39 years since the Olympics?
Fragrance commercials are universally awful. 
They all seem to try and channel their inner Fellini but, end up giving us crap like that Katy Perry DG ad, or Captain Jack Sparrow playing the guitar to an audience of one wolf, or something like that.

They ain’t exactly Hai Karate commercials these days.
17 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Colton? 

Laura Hall. 

6 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


They ain’t exactly Hai Karate commercials these days.

I was going to up-vote you for the reference but I stopped because you did not include one of their fantastic commercials.

 

 

AWESOME!

My older brother used that shit.   It did not have that effect.

As a kid I didn’t understand the point. If I had a bunch of hot chicc cb is chasing me I wouldn’t be putting on jethro bodine double ought spy karate moves.

I had some in a lime flavor. It smelled like a gimlet. Once I knew what a gimlet was.

The annoying "podcast guy" needs those earbuds shoved somewhere unmentionable.

The annoying "podcast guy" needs those earbuds shoved somewhere unmentionable.

I’m literally firing him right then if he’s showing such disrespect in a meeting.
On 10/6/2023 at 1:43 PM, Beau Vine said:

AWESOME!

My older brother used that shit.   It did not have that effect.

I went away for the summer when I was a kid.  When I got back a friend of mine was so happy that he gave me a 1/2 bottle of Hai Karate that he bought at a garage sale.  I guess it’s the though that counts. 

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