October 28, 20232 yr Does it make me an old that I need subtitles for Ice Spice in the Dunkin’ Donuts commercials?
October 28, 20232 yr Does it make me an old that I need subtitles for Ice Spice in the Dunkin’ Donuts commercials?I have no idea what she is saying.
October 29, 20232 yr The Toyota Grand Highlander commercial where the old people are singing the "best day of my life...li-i-i-i-i-ife" song and the kids are acting as if the oldies are ruining it. Um, that song has and always will suck. Fuck off.
October 29, 20232 yr Capital One with a new one with Travolta as Santa in a parody of SNF, even has a Donna Pescow cameo.
October 29, 20232 yr The Yadda Yadda commercial. It is stupid as fuck. It doesn't even make any sense in the Seinfeld world.
October 29, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said: Especially as a Seinfeld fan, nada yada yada is an affront to humanity. Seinfeld is an affront to humanity. Yes, I said it.
October 29, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Underdog said: Capital One with a new one with Travolta as Santa in a parody of SNF, even has a Donna Pescow cameo. That was weird. Pescow kind of looked exactly like she did 40+ years ago, and, to me, she looked old then.
October 29, 20232 yr 10 hours ago, Macanudo said: Seinfeld is an affront to humanity. Yes, I said it. Well I feel sorry for you.
October 30, 20232 yr Especially as a Seinfeld fan, nada yada yada is an affront to humanity.Came here to post this. Jason Alexander is way better than this, “Hey, remember me? I’m that guy from that thing!” commercial.
October 30, 20232 yr Probably already mentioned, but the Kia Sportage commercial where an Eagle that just happens to fly only along roads and easily drivable trails steals a cell phone and the woman somehow avoids getting her face taloned off while grabbing it out of the nest, even though that’s really how I wanted it to end. (Run on sentences are what all the cool kids are into these days!)
October 30, 20232 yr Goddam Google phone or whatever it is, if I have to hear one more time, "will you marry me" "WAHHHHHHGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!".
October 31, 20232 yr Sell me a bike that is titanium. Lightweight. strong. It makes a difference. Knee brace? Ok. Got it. Why the fuck is it a selling point on a gotdam cellphone?
October 31, 20232 yr Sell me a bike that is titanium. Lightweight. strong. It makes a difference. Knee brace? Ok. Got it. Why the fuck is it a selling point on a gotdam cellphone?Came here to post this. Marketing to the average dumbshit who believes an iPhone is a status symbol I guess. I couldn't give a single fuck if my phone has titanium in it.
October 31, 20232 yr 11 hours ago, Okie State said: Came here to post this. Marketing to the average dumbshit who believes an iPhone is a status symbol I guess. I couldn't give a single fuck if my phone has titanium in it. "Look at that new iPhone...Why don't I have one?"
October 31, 20232 yr On 10/28/2023 at 8:15 PM, Underdog said: Capital One with a new one with Travolta as Santa in a parody of SNF, even has a Donna Pescow cameo. I actually like that one. Has a couple of cool Easter eggs too, like the dancing. Should have him get blasted coming out of the shitter too. Kids would love that.
October 31, 20232 yr Speaking of Lilly is it just me or does the new ATT ad on the airplane with Keegan Michael Key make zero sense. It makes sense to mock airlines for nickel and diming but her line about keeping your word and Keys reaction like it's the sickest burn of all time leave me wondering if I didn't hear the line right every time I see the damn commercial. She needs to go away. AT&T calling out airlines when they pull slimy shit on their customers is laughable. How would you like to be on either side of Lily on that plane.
October 31, 20232 yr It's the daughter of the Jardiance woman.Fuck that woman. Handing out $2 candy bars like crazy. I guess they do that in rich neighborhoods. Fucks it up for us po folks. I gotta go see what’s on clearance at Walmart. I might just hand out necco wafers and that shitty taffy. My wife suggested we just put up a “COVID: Stay Away” sign.
October 31, 20232 yr Probably already mentioned, but the Kia Sportage commercial where an Eagle that just happens to fly only along roads and easily drivable trails steals a cell phone and the woman somehow avoids getting her face taloned off while grabbing it out of the nest, even though that’s really how I wanted it to end. (Run on sentences are what all the cool kids are into these days!)I mentioned long ago but the awfulness of that spot should continue to have hate spewed upon it. Uhhh besides an eagle would never nest right next to the road, but lady you just fucked with nature by crawling into the nest and grabbing your stupid phone. I was hoping she and her dumbass man would be attacked by a whole flock of eagles al a Hitchcock and shown ripped to shreds and fed alive to their young.
November 2, 20232 yr Hey Whataburger - fuck Brad. Freeloadng dipshit. Narrarator just barely contains herself swooning over that waste of space. She should adopt that loser and see how long it lasts before she is ready to forget him.
November 2, 20232 yr On 10/10/2023 at 2:59 PM, Beau Vine said: "Some people clean while they cook; not these folks" is one of the greatest lines in commercial history, and I use it every time my wife cooks. And the way he says "I'll say" at the end of the first scene just kills me. Reminds me of this classic Phil Hartman SNL skit: Edited November 2, 20232 yr by DDD Dad
November 2, 20232 yr AT&T calling out airlines when they pull slimy shit on their customers is laughable. How would you like to be on either side of Lily on that plane.
November 2, 20232 yr On 10/30/2023 at 8:24 PM, slorch said: Sell me a bike that is titanium. Lightweight. strong. It makes a difference. Knee brace? Ok. Got it. Why the fuck is it a selling point on a gotdam cellphone? Especially when you're likely going to encase it in an OtterBox!
November 4, 20232 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, BamaATL said: Maybe not the right thread, but what the fuck in the NBA in season tournament? You're right. A thread about TV commercials is the wrong place to ask about a basketball tournament. Try posting your question in the Texas BBQ thread.
November 5, 20232 yr One thing I know I don't need is to see Robert DeNiro dressed in drag telling their neighbors that a couch isn't going to fit in their apartment. Jesus I'd rather watch Gronk pretending he really wants insurance. No judging but that woman is hideous.
November 5, 20232 yr On 10/31/2023 at 10:25 AM, Texzilla58 said: besides an eagle would never nest right next to the road There we some bald eagles that nested right next to Highway 29 between Inks Lake and Llano for years. May still.
November 5, 20232 yr 50 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said: Were they in a tree? In this spot the eagle nest is basically on a rock pile. at the end of a road
November 5, 20232 yr 3 hours ago, Baboontyme said: One thing I know I don't need is to see Robert DeNiro dressed in drag telling their neighbors that a couch isn't going to fit in their apartment. Jesus I'd rather watch Gronk pretending he really wants insurance. No judging but that woman is hideous. This heifer looks like a drag version of the beefy Dumb and Dumber hit man after he ate the poison burger. I wish granny had frisbeed that broiler across the room into that meddling bitch’s face!
November 5, 20232 yr on the plus side, the Geico parmesan/pepper commercial is me. "Did I tell you to stop? Go get that fucking parmesan wheel out of the walk-in. And I want one of those 3 foot pepper grinder just for the table".
November 6, 20232 yr 6 hours ago, Bama Llama said: This heifer looks like a drag version of the beefy Dumb and Dumber hit man after he ate the poison burger. I wish granny had frisbeed that broiler across the room into that meddling bitch’s face! Yeah, her observation skills on that turkey weren't exactly anything special. And in all fairness, Granny thinks Nixon is President and we haven't landed on the moon yet.
November 6, 20232 yr 8 hours ago, Texzilla58 said: Were they in a tree? In this spot the eagle nest is basically on a rock pile. In a tree.
November 7, 20232 yr Regarding that Common/iPhone commercial. Is he just picking up someone else's phone? I can't imagine sitting in a barber's chair and just picking up their phone like it's not big deal.
November 7, 20232 yr On 10/28/2023 at 7:17 PM, Macanudo said: Seinfeld is an affront to humanity. Yes, I said it. I got your back I’ve never seen the appeal of it
November 7, 20232 yr And like Common would be concerned about saving a couple bucks by switching wireless carriers. Celebrity endorsements and people who buy things based on them make me ragey.
November 7, 20232 yr Jelly of Van Ness’ lettuce, not on a junk food site tho. Edited November 7, 20232 yr by TheStoicPaisano
November 7, 20232 yr Oh holy shit the Etsy commercial where they have the Mission Impossible theme song and people are singing different lyrics to it while they figure out what gifts to get. I don't recall wanting to break my TV faster than when this deranged awfulness comes on.
November 7, 20232 yr On 11/5/2023 at 7:42 PM, Macanudo said: Yeah, her observation skills on that turkey weren't exactly anything special. And in all fairness, Granny thinks Nixon is President and we haven't landed on the moon yet. He isn’t and we did?
November 8, 20232 yr I have zero issue with the 50 year old song "come and get your love" good song, catchy tune.... but watching the Maction tonight, I swear on everything I own, that Chevy commercial playing that song is being played a minimum of every other commercial break, and there have been at least 2 back to backs.
November 8, 20232 yr 4 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said: I have zero issue with the 50 year old song "come and get your love" good song, catchy tune.... but watching the Maction tonight, I swear on everything I own, that Chevy commercial playing that song is being played a minimum of every other commercial break, and there have been at least 2 back to backs. You motherfucker. Also watching MACtion and I hadn't noticed.
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