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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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I hate that stupid ass Coors light commercial where the guy sitting in the chair throws a corn hole 

I have zero issue with the 50 year old song "come and get your love"   good song, catchy tune....
but watching the Maction tonight, I swear on everything I own, that Chevy commercial playing that song is being played a minimum of every other commercial break,  and there have been at least 2 back to backs. 

Watching streaming shows with commercials what I really hate is across an hour they show the same two or three spots over and over.

how do you manage to make zoe saldana look terrible? 

Is Gronk actually appealing enough to the masses to be an effective spokesman? Guy just exudes ‘I’m stupid’ 100% of the time.

1 hour ago, Scary Stranger said:

Is Gronk actually appealing enough to the masses to be an effective spokesman? Guy just exudes ‘I’m stupid’ 100% of the time.

the common clay of the new west

2 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

Is Gronk actually appealing enough to the masses to be an effective spokesman? Guy just exudes ‘I’m stupid’ 100% of the time.

Read your post again and then rethink the average American.

Read your post again and then rethink the average American.

I think Gronk has been displaced by Kelce on the ad front.

iphone carolers need to be mowed down by one of those humongous gmc trucks that wives are always buying for their husbands this time of year. 

Thats better than jardiance. In the fine print in that spot with the dancing big gal it says it will make your taint rot out with gangrene.

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2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Thats better than jardiance. In the fine print in that spot with the dancing big gal it says it will make your taint rot out with gangrene.

Mrs. Doom and I are steeling ourselves for the day when "the perineum is the skin between the anus and the genitals" from this commercial finally makes sense to the Doomlet. 

Maybe that can serve as a good warning about eating lots of sugar and HFCS laden Route 44 drinks.

Derek Jeter (barely) weathers the storm in luxury of the Jeep Wagoneer.

Oh my gosh...a wolf was in the road.

 

LMAO.

“some people just know when that’s not going to fit.” what the hell does that even mean? how did this pitch end up coming to fruition and becoming a national ad campaign? so many reasons to hate these ads.

10 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

how did this pitch end up coming to fruition and becoming a national ad campaign?

Liberal arts degrees.

7 minutes ago, RPM said:

Liberal arts degrees.

judged by TikTok influencers

On 11/14/2023 at 10:41 AM, Bevoette said:

I hate that stupid ass Coors light commercial where the guy sitting in the chair throws a corn hole 

I think his name is Kane.

ho-lee shit, the new chevrolet commercial where the granddaughter pulls the chevy out of the garage and brings grandma’s memory back might be the worst thing i’ve ever seen. i need to go break something after watching that. 

The Lexus commercial where the dad, kids and grandma get picked up at airport by mom and dad and son are in the third seat while some 11 yo girl is in passenger seat and grandma/other daughter in second row. 
 

No way in a million years is my ass crawling into 3rd row seat so my kid can sit in front. 
 

7 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

The Lexus commercial where the dad, kids and grandma get picked up at airport by mom and dad and son are in the third seat while some 11 yo girl is in passenger seat and grandma/other daughter in second row. 
 

No way in a million years is my ass crawling into 3rd row seat so my kid can sit in front. 
 

minivans solved 3rd row seats 30+ years ago but we all decided they weren't cool so we all bought butched up minivans that don't function as well. 

every time the goddamn iphone carolers come on i get, “would you like an apple pie with thaaaaaat? would you like an apple with thaaaaat?” stuck in my head. 😡 

oh good. not only is there a new iphone carolers ad, but it doubles down as yet another where the dumbass husband does some stupid shit to piss if his wife and lose the respect of his kids. can’t get enough of those ads.

On 11/23/2023 at 11:44 AM, shadow_operative said:

ho-lee shit, the new chevrolet commercial where the granddaughter pulls the chevy out of the garage and brings grandma’s memory back might be the worst thing i’ve ever seen. i need to go break something after watching that. 

I saw it first time yesterday.  I definitely caught my attention.  A woman legitimately driving a classic truck is a fucking unicorn.

I rolled my eyes and laughed.

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18 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

every time the goddamn iphone carolers come on i get, “would you like an apple pie with thaaaaaat? would you like an apple with thaaaaat?” stuck in my head. 😡 

Same. 

Sometimes going all the way through the "ding fries are done, ding fries are doooone, ding fries are dooooooooone" portion will dislodge it from my brain. 

So how much money does one need to save to start up a dog-walking business?

That really doesn't seem like a very capital-intensive undertaking...

The new Chevrolet spot really tugs at the heartstings. 

On 11/20/2023 at 9:22 PM, slorch said:

Derek Jeter (barely) weathers the storm in luxury of the Jeep Wagoneer.

Oh my gosh...a wolf was in the road.

LMAO.

Grand Wagoner saved the day.... he ended up driving an entire fucking day in pouring rain to get home safe to his former model wife and their kids. 

 

such an inspiring commercial...

 

fucker could have just waited till the next day and gotten there just as safely. 

I know we can all relate to Derek Jeter's struggle where weather cancels the flight of your private jet and you can then hop into a 100K automobile to drive you back to your mansion in Miami. 

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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I know we can all relate to Derek Jeter's struggle where weather cancels the flight of your private jet and you can then hop into a 100K automobile to drive you back to your mansion in Miami. 

The only wild animals Jeter would cross paths with are the cougars in the dive bars.

22 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

morganna the kissing bandit?

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She also stood trial in Houston, Texas, where her lawyer used what he called the "gravity defense" to explain her unauthorized presence on the field, arguing: "This woman with a 112-pound (51 kg) body and 15-pound (6.8 kg) chest leaned over the rail to see a foul ball. Gravity took its toll, she fell out on the field, and the rest is history." The judge laughed and dismissed the case.

 

The AT&T deaf football commercial.  It's not all that awful in and of itself, it's just that it seems to be on every single commercial break.  Every single one, on every channel.  

Make the bad man stop.  

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There's a Wal-Mart Cyber Monday commercial (gay high school drama teacher or some such) that should be launched into the sun, but I assume that we'll be done with it very soon. 

I just saw one of the most idiotic pharma ads in the Sunday night game.

 

an ad for a pharma that supposedly helps stop hot flashes

 

with multiple side effects... including......

 

hot flashes

 

what the fuck?

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I'm not certain that it's possible (or appropriate?) to describe degrees of sexual orientation with superlatives, but I suspect that this guy from the Cabenuva commercial (promoting an HIV-related pharmaceutical product) might be the gayest person on the planet. 

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If that guy is actually straight, he needs to win an Oscar. 

On 11/26/2023 at 4:37 PM, BamaATL said:

The AT&T deaf football commercial.  It's not all that awful in and of itself, it's just that it seems to be on every single commercial break.  Every single one, on every channel.  

Make the bad man stop.  

That fucking Sound Of Silence cover makes me wish I was deaf. Even more so than the Disturbed cover awhile back.

😂😂😂 Dr. Pepper Fansville transfer portal spot is pretty good. 

in the bounty ads the people cleaning the spill wipe in the direction of the spill flow, either toward the edge of the table or toward the winning lottery ticket, etc.  what fucking psychopath does that?  pick up the winning lottery ticket and wipe from the edge of the table. 

its December... so its time for the worst car commercials ever created...

 

The Lexus multi-ethnic family waking up with a surprise $90k car in their driveway

its December... so its time for the worst car commercials ever created...
 
The Lexus multi-ethnic family waking up with a surprise $90k car in their driveway

The SNL skit on that was great, echoed what my wife and I have yelled at the tv for years: “”You bought a car without talking to me???? THAT’S A MAJOR PURCHASE!!

The ad with Mahomes and Jake where Reid starts to crack up. Good idea by the ad geniuses to leave that take in and not do another. That actually made the commercial somewhat funny

Are 5G football helmets even legal? Seems like the opportunity for shenanigans would be fairly high.

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