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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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#4301
15 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

The ad with Mahomes and Jake where Reid starts to crack up. Good idea by the ad geniuses to leave that take in and not do another. That actually made the commercial somewhat funny

Where he steals the fast food? I actually kinda like that one.

"Now tell me again, but with those nuggies..."

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#4302
10 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Are 5G football helmets even legal? Seems like the opportunity for shenanigans would be fairly high.

Where did you hear that?

#4303
23 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


The SNL skit on that was great, echoed what my wife and I have yelled at the tv for years: “”You bought a car without talking to me???? THAT’S A MAJOR PURCHASE!!

Nothing says "I love you" like a surprise 100k in debt.  The wife enjoys laughing at these, but I think always makes a not so empty promise, if I did such a thing, I could expect divorce papers shortly thereafter.  

The worst one is the GMC commercial with the hot chick who gets a dog in the snow, then she whistles and the HMS Earth Fucker emerges from the other side of the mountain.  

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#4304
17 hours ago, Underdog said:

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It would literally be impossible for a company to make something that had a greater gap between "how cool it looks" and "how cool it actually is" than that game.

#4305
22 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Are 5G football helmets even legal? Seems like the opportunity for shenanigans would be fairly high.

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#4309
The angry wife medicare commercial is nuts. She needs a serious beating.
 

Hook her up with that pissed off govx dude. Jesus that’s a horrible spot.
#4310
On 11/25/2023 at 6:26 PM, elfenix said:

morganna the kissing bandit?

 

I once saw Morganna take a bubble-bath in a clear bathtub at some strip club.  It made me proud to be an American.  

#4311
3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

The angry wife medicare commercial is nuts. She needs a serious beating.

 

What a bitch she is.  And the guy just sits there and takes it?  No fucking way.  

#4314
7 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

The angry wife medicare commercial is nuts. She needs a serious beating.

 

Seriously.  Is she incapable of operating a telephone?

#4317

This is pretty cool -- If you follow college baseball, you know who Eric Sorenson is.  His wife Mandy is a UT grad, and I've known for 20+ years that she worked for a company that did special effects in Hollywood, but I had no idea she was this legendary:

On this 1st day of the transfer portal, I wanna pay tribute to the person who literally created "The Vortex" that poses as the portal in the Fansville ads for @DrPepper on our home computer... @mandysor31, who also takes kick-ass pics at the #CWS each June for @D1baseball

 

#4318
Seriously.  Is she incapable of operating a telephone?

Wait til you turn 65. You get bombed with spam calls, emails, texts, snail mail screaming about fucking advantage plans. Fuck you joe Namath, Jimmy dyn o mite, and all these fuckers scamming old folks. They should have to pay for the load of bullshit I take from mailbox to recycle.

I’d like to invent a mailbox with built in shredder that I don’t have to fuck with this shit. I think I recycle 98% of the mail I actually receive. USPS is just a make work govt program. Would be cheaper to pay them but not actually deliver all the junk. There is a dentist that I get something three times a week from. Fuck you.
#4319
7 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Wait til you turn 65. You get bombed with spam calls, emails, texts, snail mail screaming about fucking advantage plans. Fuck you joe Namath, Jimmy dyn o mite, and all these fuckers scamming old folks. They should have to pay for the load of bullshit I take from mailbox to recycle.

I’d like to invent a mailbox with built in shredder that I don’t have to fuck with this shit. I think I recycle 98% of the mail I actually receive. USPS is just a make work govt program. Would be cheaper to pay them but not actually deliver all the junk. There is a dentist that I get something three times a week from. Fuck you.

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#4321
12 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Wait til you turn 65. You get bombed with spam calls, emails, texts, snail mail screaming about fucking advantage plans. Fuck you joe Namath, Jimmy dyn o mite, and all these fuckers scamming old folks. They should have to pay for the load of bullshit I take from mailbox to recycle.

I’d like to invent a mailbox with built in shredder that I don’t have to fuck with this shit. I think I recycle 98% of the mail I actually receive. USPS is just a make work govt program. Would be cheaper to pay them but not actually deliver all the junk. There is a dentist that I get something three times a week from. Fuck you.

 

there is a metric fuck ton of junk mail in the recycle bin, also known as the back floorboard of my wife's car, when I take it all to recycling.

 

#4322
20 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Wait until you see it one million times.

 

I think the Fansville commercials are, for the most part, pretty damn good but you are right about seeing them so much.

They should budget at least twice as many for a season. 

The "season is over after one play" is fucking brilliant.

#4326
16 minutes ago, RPM said:

15 Great Moments From J.D. And Turk's Friendship On 'Scrubs'

I swear they dust these two off every other year for a new ad campaign. Does Scrubs still have any staying power? Did it ever?

#4328
8 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I swear they dust these two off every other year for a new ad campaign. Does Scrubs still have any staying power? Did it ever?

Great show imo. Can only do like 2 episodes at a time though.

 

My current most hated as is the peloton commercial. It's just such a garbage spot. Fucking annoying ass "music". And i wanna punch the old lady in the throat that says "gotta love that".

#4329
2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Obviously I have never watched that show.... 

The Janitor On Scrubs Felt Like A Fever Dream

#4330
16 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I swear they dust these two off every other year for a new ad campaign. Does Scrubs still have any staying power? Did it ever?

scrubs is awesome, one of the better all around comedies of its time. 

#4331
1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

scrubs is awesome, one of the better all around comedies of its time. 

They need to be included in the most punchable faces thread.

Maybe they were genuinely funny on that show but I find them annoying as fuck! 

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#4332
7 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

They need to be included in the most punchable faces thread.

Maybe they were genuinely funny on that show but I find them annoying as fuck! 

honestly the show was great for so many reasons, and while turk and jd were great as the leads/faces of the show, for me it’s the writing, production value, the music, the ensemble cast- it’s just a really good all around show that has a ton of heart. and again, the music on the show was a real standout. it’s worth a shot for anyone who hasn’t seen it.

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#4334

The Wingstop commercial where the young couple is slo-mo enjoying chicken sandwiches while doing donuts in a vehicle, while a hip-hop artist is performing in some sort of Mos Eisley cantina language.

 

Doe me oh-duh.

Doe me oh-duh, doe me oh-duh.

#4335
22 hours ago, shadow_operative said:

scrubs is awesome, one of the better all around comedies of its time. 

I liked Scrubs. It was a clever niche comedy with heart. Just don't understand the financials of dusting off JD and Turk 13 years after the final episode aired to sell cell phones.

Are they still going to be parading out the Levy family in 2033 in their Schitt's Creek attire to sell chicken wings or some shit?

Yeah, probably. Guess I answered my own question.

#4337

I'm just glad they started airing ads for private jets, it's been a booger trying to find one on my own. 

#4338
34 minutes ago, Underdog said:

I'm just glad they started airing ads for private jets, it's been a booger trying to find one on my own. 

you should have been here when Eddie Chiles was around

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#4339

This Jack Daniels commercial in black and white with all the scrunchy-faced guitar players is really starting to irritate me.  It needs to stop.

#4343

“Do I look like I’m going on vacation, sir?”

SIAP, but I hate that fucking commercial more than famine or cheerios. I’ve never pondered physically beating a woman into a body cast until watching that commercial and that whiny TSA glutton. If I could jump through the monitor and start pummeling her, I’m convinced that the rest of the cast would start cheering me on. 

On 11/21/2023 at 7:14 PM, shadow_operative said:

“some people just know when that’s not going to fit.” what the hell does that even mean? how did this pitch end up coming to fruition and becoming a national ad campaign? so many reasons to hate these ads.

That broad was in the opening “rule of thumb “ scene in The Boondock Saints. 

#4345
“Do I look like I’m going on vacation, sir?”
SIAP, but I hate that fucking commercial more than famine or cheerios. I’ve never pondered physically beating a woman into a body cast until watching that commercial and that whiny TSA glutton. If I could jump through the monitor and start pummeling her, I’m convinced that the rest of the cast would start cheering me on. 
That broad was in the opening “rule of thumb “ scene in The Boondock Saints. 

Comedian Brian Regan had a nice bit like this, except it was funny as hell:

I was gettin' out of a cab at the airport and the ddriver goes, "Hey have a nice flight!"

"You tow!"

"You too, you have a nice flight too, in case you ever fly someday."
#4349
On 12/12/2023 at 3:54 PM, shadow_operative said:

scrubs is awesome, one of the better all around comedies of its time. 

Scrubs started out good then became preachy and annoying (followed the same pattern as MASH).

#4350

They’ve brought this back for some reason. Why should I care about this woman and WTF does this have to do with jewelry?

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