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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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This Jack Daniels commercial in black and white with all the scrunchy-faced guitar players is really starting to irritate me.  It needs to stop.

That one is bad. Is it worse than Johnny Depp playing wild thing out in the desert with a wolf? Where’s the electricity for that bank of amps? For a bottle of fancy aqua Velva. Do men still get cologne as a gift?

I also don’t like the one for some whiskey I believe with a cowboy rounding up horses. What are you doing here? Rounding up mustangs for the BLM to sell to French canneries?
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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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TIL the 60 something woman in the Discover card ads is Stiffler’s mom

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

TIL the 60 something woman in the Discover card ads is Stiffler’s mom

no wai

11 hours ago, elfenix said:

TIL the 60 something woman in the Discover card ads is Stiffler’s mom

Wait until you discover she's the one that wouldn't give Seinfeld a massage. 

 

All the perfume and cologne commercials are pretty awful, but I figured out one I'd change slightly and they might have my interest.

There is one with a woman, I guess I'm supposed to know who she is (I don't) running with lions for some reason, and I thought to myself, how great it would be if the commercial took a turn and at the end she was mauled and eaten by the lions.  You then, would have my attention.  

Driving around in a Chevrolet cures Grandma's Alzheimers/Dementia.

I hate mawkish ads at the holidays but that shit takes the fucking cake.

19 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

Driving around in a Chevrolet cures Grandma's Alzheimers/Dementia.

I hate mawkish ads at the holidays but that shit takes the fucking cake.

Ok, but there's a Dutch commercial where Grampa works out with a kettle bell so he can hoist his grand daughter up to place the star on the tree that's decent.

"better headwear for better adventures"

you're selling ball caps. 

On that terrible AT&T plane ad, the flight attendant offers them head phones (for a price, LOL, get it?). Lily responds that she’ll just use her iPhone. She doesn’t appear to have headphones. Is this insinuating that she is going to watch something on her phone without headphones like a sociopath?

2 hours ago, Stringer said:

On that terrible AT&T plane ad, the flight attendant offers them head phones (for a price, LOL, get it?). Lily responds that she’ll just use her iPhone. She doesn’t appear to have headphones. Is this insinuating that she is going to watch something on her phone without headphones like a sociopath?

She's hot as balls, she can be sociopath and no one will say shit.   

On 12/17/2023 at 2:10 PM, Eskimohorn said:


Comedian Brian Regan had a nice bit like this, except it was funny as hell:

I was gettin' out of a cab at the airport and the ddriver goes, "Hey have a nice flight!"

"You tow!"

"You too, you have a nice flight too, in case you ever fly someday."

First think I thought of, they're just ripping off Brian Regan.  "Take luck!"

20 hours ago, Stringer said:

On that terrible AT&T plane ad, the flight attendant offers them head phones (for a price, LOL, get it?). Lily responds that she’ll just use her iPhone. She doesn’t appear to have headphones. Is this insinuating that she is going to watch something on her phone without headphones like a sociopath?

The one where she's sitting next to black Julia Louis-Dreyfus?

On 12/26/2023 at 10:30 AM, ztejas said:

The one where she's sitting next to black Julia Louis-Dreyfus?

 

On 12/26/2023 at 12:04 PM, Underdog said:

Black JLD is cute. 

Y'all need to start an "Optometrist recs?" thread in the help board.

Fuck you, X-chair.   “By synthesizing the universe’s elements?”   The fuck does that even mean?

On that terrible AT&T plane ad, the flight attendant offers them head phones (for a price, LOL, get it?). Lily responds that she’ll just use her iPhone. She doesn’t appear to have headphones. Is this insinuating that she is going to watch something on her phone without headphones like a sociopath?

ATT throwing stones at airlines about hidden fees, extra charges and other sins is pretty shitty in their part. Talk about pot calling kettle black.
13 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Fuck you, X-chair.   “By synthesizing the universe’s elements?”   The fuck does that even mean?

Is that like aggy cold fusion?

It’s like aggy making a habanero as hot as a carrot.. ok. An answer to a question no one is asking.

The stupid one playing right now during College Gameday from Chevy where the guy can't afford the avocado for his avocado toast so he just wants toast because prices are getting high but then wants us to go pay a premium on one of the many electric vehicles Chevy is putting out.  

😡😡😡  Seen this motherfucker 700x in the last week or so.

 

 

State Farm Ludacris is turrabull.

I just want to say that I would lick Zoe Saldana's asshole clean. 

Is there a hot commercial chicks thread? May belong better there. 

On 12/30/2023 at 2:22 PM, RPM said:

State Farm Ludacris is turrabull.

Feels like there’s a State Farm commercial every commercial break during the college and nfl games. How about you gut your advertising budget and maybe cut some rates.

I could go the rest of my life and never see Lume', Mando and Dr Shannon Klingman again. 

Wrong thread but every one of those damn Progressive “becoming your parents” commercials are gold

Well.  I was going to get in shape until I saw this new Planet Fitness ad.  EABOD PF cloud genie.

On 1/1/2024 at 11:54 AM, Helobious said:

Wrong thread but every one of those damn Progressive “becoming your parents” commercials are gold

Yes

And that guy that is only going to pay for his salad is perfect for those.

On 1/1/2024 at 11:54 AM, Helobious said:

Wrong thread but every one of those damn Progressive “becoming your parents” commercials are gold

I think it's because most of us here are right in that age range. My wife is 6 years younger than me and she laughs her ass off at these ads because they hit so true to me. 

The Nurtec migraine commercials are all pretty bad, but one makes me laugh every time I see it.  I think her name is Lily and a large part of the commercial is her driving, only she is entirely too close to the wheel.  Every time I see I say to myself, you know, she wouldn't have these headaches if she didn't hit her head on the steering wheel each time she touches the brakes.  

On 12/30/2023 at 11:38 AM, Mittens said:

😡😡😡  Seen this motherfucker 700x in the last week or so.

It's on every commercial break during Family Feud from 5pm-7pm (or so) on KTXH (My Network TV) in Houston (604 on xfinity). 

last night during the texas basketball game i saw commercials for websites where people go to get at-home delivery for pretzels, then licorice, then nuts. are these ads some series of meta jokes that i just don’t get? there is no way in hell that there’s a big enough demand for pretzels and licorice that we need websites at-home delivery of bulk purchases of these items. 

28 minutes ago, shadow_operative said:

last night during the texas basketball game i saw commercials for websites where people go to get at-home delivery for pretzels, then licorice, then nuts. are these ads some series of meta jokes that i just don’t get? there is no way in hell that there’s a big enough demand for pretzels and licorice that we need websites at-home delivery of bulk purchases of these items. 

You don't live in a state with legal weed. 

geico black hole garage:

"find my box of cords?"

🤣

This one is so damn good.

“Ive been holding onto these pieces of crown molding because you never know when you’re gonna need it.”

”I do… and it’s never.”

Edited by Lhorn

Hell yes. She even looks good dead and dying.

 

 

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Abe Lincoln mole...fuck you you gross motherfuckers.

No idea what company it is, nor do i want to know.

That shit's fucked up regardless.

On 8/10/2023 at 9:41 AM, BamaATL said:

Jardiance fat woman musical commercial.  Watching that oompa loompa wallow around makes me vomit in my mouth.  

This mother fucking tub of lard dancing around every night before the weather is pretty much the definition of this thread.  Mix in a salad fatty.

more specifically, bro white guy with a nerdy black chick he’d never be with, or hot ass black chick with nerdy and/or schlubby guy she would never be with. and kinky/curly hair. always kinky/curly hair.

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On 12/27/2023 at 7:11 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Bobby Bonilla Law 

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Stuart

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This serial killer looks like he is wearing a skin mask. He should be questioned about his whereabouts for the Lake Austin murders

On 1/10/2024 at 9:07 PM, Baboontyme said:

Would the nerdy/perky dentist girl in the Crest commercials in the purple scrubs with the glasses

https://twitter.com/HorrorGuerrero/status/1703117192462741973

 

On 1/10/2024 at 11:07 PM, RomaVicta said:

I'll alert the media.

 

On 1/11/2024 at 7:01 AM, Underdog said:

Absolutely…

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On 1/14/2024 at 2:50 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

She has vampire teeth.  Odd choice for a dental commercial

 

I can go down to a Santikos on a Saturday afternoon and find 25 Latinas hotter than her. 

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