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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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  • Dennis Taylor
    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

  • Jameslaw121
    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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On YouTube, seeing Austin Church of Scientology ads for the renovated church on Guadalupe.

Keep reminding me of what used to be there.

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With a special shoutout to each and every medical commercial quickly glossing over side effects of anal leakage, possible micro-peens, and a prolapsed poop-shoot.  

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

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With a special shoutout to each and every medical commercial quickly glossing over side effects of anal leakage, possible micro-peens, and a prolapsed poop-shoot.  

I saw one the other day that actually covered a minor medical problem I have that is nothing more than a random issue. Good news! There is a medication with a snappy rock song that may help stop recurrences. Side effects may include skin rash, organ failure, increased infections and death. But hey, I won't get recurring indigestion reflux.

One of TWO countries in the world that allow for these idiotic medical commercials - so captured are the broadcasting companies that they can never get off the medical, money-train teet.  

Also fuck your diploma from Southern New Hampshire University.

New Hampshire is way too fucking small to have a north, south, east or west. It's just fucking New Hampshire

9 hours ago, RPM said:

I saw one the other day that actually covered a minor medical problem I have that is nothing more than a random issue. Good news! There is a medication with a snappy rock song that may help stop recurrences. Side effects may include skin rash, organ failure, increased infections and death. But hey, I won't get recurring indigestion reflux.

Just remember

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The commercials now where we get to see a dude apply the deodorant on his hairy pits.

We know how it is supposed to work and don’t need to see it happen.

I really like the new Carmax commercial with Jessica Williams in a bubble bath. Mainly because I really like Jessica Williams in a bubble bath.

Man, I thought there was no way that Tony Hale could not be funny, but Verizon has proved me wrong...

The Buffalo Wild Wings buffalo needs to become extinct.

H. Jon Benjamin. Terrific voice actor. Doesn't need to be in every fucking thing.

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

H. Jon Benjamin. Terrific voice actor. Doesn't need to be in every fucking thing.

phrasing

Wtf is Target thinking with dopey 80s mom with midwestern accent in their new commercials?  
 

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I take it you don't watch SNL.

I'm thanking you 

For knowing exactly

What a pro wants

What a pro needs

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On 4/24/2024 at 8:24 PM, Lhorn said:

Wtf is Target thinking with dopey 80s mom with midwestern accent in their new commercials?  
 

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100% agree. This set of commercials are a complete beating. SNL or not. Shit isn’t funny. These are nails on a chalkboard bad. 

40 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Hey it’s me, your future you…..

Oh come on.  Who's ready for their performance review?

On 4/21/2024 at 5:23 AM, RPM said:

The Buffalo Wild Wings buffalo needs to become extinct.

In somewhat related news our old neighbor drove a beer delivery truck and would give us restaurant reviews based on his own keen insight. He once pointed out that all of the wings places he delivered to threw out their unsold wings when they closed at night.

Except Buffalo Wild Wings. He said they're really into recycling

That fucking Bidigo commercial has made golf unwatchable and makes me want to eat one of my eyeballs.

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Take 5 oil change commercial with the mom knitting sweaters…never noticed her.

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What The Wtf GIF by Justin

Second picture needs some context.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Oh, oh, oh. I thought maybe she was in one of those silly Bad Family Photo type things. Never before saw that commercial.

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The Take 5 oil change commercial with the mom knitting sweaters…never noticed her.

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Whoever came up with the iphone autotune fucking commercial needs acid slowly dripped on them while dangling over a pit Jewel of the Nile style.

JFC, just how many people are out there walking amongst us with scaly, flaky skin?  

2 hours ago, usmc0331horn said:

Whoever came up with the iphone autotune fucking commercial needs acid slowly dripped on them while dangling over a pit Jewel of the Nile style.

Yeah I beat you to this one but it bears repeating. 

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

JFC, just how many people are out there walking amongst us with scaly, flaky skin?  

Yo cracker, it's called ashy skin!

32 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Yo cracker, it's called ashy skin!

Offended and reported. 

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

JFC, just how many people are out there walking amongst us with scaly, flaky skin?  

As many as are interested in Scientology, apparently, at least on YouTube. 

On 4/11/2024 at 6:42 PM, mr. sunshine said:

Also fuck your diploma from Southern New Hampshire University.

New Hampshire is way too fucking small to have a north, south, east or west. It's just fucking New Hampshire

I'm from New Hampshire, and had no idea what they were talking about.   Turns out Manchester College rebranded itself for more online appeal.

 

It's no Texas, but the region of NH that gets the Boston media has a different feel than the hick towns. 

 

 

On 5/6/2024 at 5:57 PM, Underdog said:

JFC, just how many people are out there walking amongst us with scaly, flaky skin?  

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add “25 or 6 to 4” to songs ruined by commercials.

also every single chik fil a commercial, whether it’s fake customers with extremely grating voices describing their favorite part of a pimento chicken sandwich, or real, savagely ugly people praising chik fil a employees for the dumbest shit. all of them are terrible.

5 hours ago, definitely not derka said:

add “25 or 6 to 4” to songs ruined by commercials.

Hot mom tho

On 5/8/2024 at 11:40 AM, definitely not derka said:

also every single chik fil a commercial, whether it’s fake customers with extremely grating voices describing their favorite part of a pimento chicken sandwich, or real, savagely ugly people praising chik fil a employees for the dumbest shit. all of them are terrible.

They are putting a lot of savagely ugly people in commercials of all sorts these days.  

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