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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Marking you down as a would not bang. 

I would bang.

Maybe somewhat ashamedly.

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    Dennis Taylor

    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    Jameslaw121

    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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I've decided that the worst thing about living in Colorado is hearing this fucking commercial over and over and over.

 

On 7/20/2024 at 11:06 AM, ztejas said:

I would bang.

Maybe somewhat ashamedly.

Might be worth it, you could be the Stedman Graham of the deodorant industry.  I gotta a strong hunch Dr. Klingman isn't so easy to deal with.  

Joe passing the torch to Kamala destroyed these bozos in one moment but I still detest them.  The ads are still running.  God, who markets that crap?  Who BUYS it?

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Joe passing the torch to Kamala destroyed these bozos in one moment but I still detest them.  The ads are still running.  God, who markets that crap?  Who BUYS it?
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I guess we’ll soon see Nigerians adorned in Biden 24 shirts.

“so some nuns got a flat tire, and a guy working at frost bank came and CHANGED THE TIRE!!!!!!!1111!!!!”

”wait, he WHAT?!?!?!?!”

”he came out of the buikding and he CHANGED THEIR TIRE!!!1!!!1!”

“is this REAL?!?!?! this story is insane!!!!”

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They now have a male FUPA singing and dancing the Jiardiance jingle

“I take one daily jardiance…”

so now they’re trying to make apple sauce into some young, active, attractive people workout product? apple sauce?

12 hours ago, Derka said:

so now they’re trying to make apple sauce into some young, active, attractive people workout product? apple sauce?

 

I blame Peter.

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Swell.

and Kevin James.

 

Getting a little tired of seeing Broadway Joe on my tv. 

10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Getting a little tired of seeing Broadway Joe on my tv. 

 

 

I USED TO LIKE DINOSAURS BUT NOW I LIKE SHARKS. EVERYTHING IS SHARKS THIS YEAR. ONLY BUY ME SHARK SCHOOL SUPPLIES.

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Kid here’s your handmedown Hello Kitty backpack and a big chief tablet. Otherwise fuck off:

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I just saw some asshole Disney+ commercial that spoiled the ending of ~15 of its movies and TV shows. 

i can’t put my finger on exactly what it is (probably because it’s everything), but i hate this commercial, and this guy, and his records, and his plants, and his loan depot mug, with a passion.

 

Jake from State Farm has jumped the fucking shark at least a dozen times. This latest one in algebra class makes me want to go full Bunker.

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Football always brings the flood of Jake with Mahomes.

I also hate the Mahomes & Palamaleu head and shoulders spots.

The new “fake Scrubs” show “St. Denis” commercials are totally unfunny and the show just looks awful. 

2 hours ago, BrazilHorn said:

The new “fake Scrubs” show “St. Denis” commercials are totally unfunny and the show just looks awful. 

shit, thats not even the worst of the NBC ads....

how about the Zack Q Doc show where they literally tell us and show us in the previews that hes taking his patients meds "to understand them"

 

what in the holy fuck????? 

who the fuck  in 2024 with the drug crisis going on, signs off on a TV show where the protagonist literally uses the patients drugs?

shit, thats not even the worst of the NBC ads....
how about the Zack Q Doc show where they literally tell us and show us in the previews that hes taking his patients meds "to understand them"
 
what in the holy fuck????? 
who the fuck  in 2024 with the drug crisis going on, signs off on a TV show where the protagonist literally uses the patients drugs?

I dunno. The episode where all his patients are on suppositories looks….entertaining.

The opening to this commercial just cracks me up every time because you could have given me 40 guesses, and I wouldn't have said Missouri:

 

As of today the 2008 Super Bowl was 6033 days ago, and ETrade is still cranking out talking baby commercials.

"Friends" in Safelite commercials get waaaaaaaay too excited about windshield replacement

"Friends" in Safelite commercials get waaaaaaaay too excited about windshield replacement

You know what we get to do? Spend a shitload of unplanned money… even more than a few years ago thanks to technology!

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This is what political ads should be…

I am fucking DYING… what is that from?!

I was fuckin this old sunburned girl one time…

If there was a bald eagle here…I’d fuck it.

ancestry.com

So you're a really good beach volleyball player. So was your mom. But you've got to submit your DNA and pay to find out why you're a really good beach volleyball player

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So you're a really good beach volleyball player. So was your mom. But you've got to submit your DNA and pay to find out why you're a really good beach volleyball player

But we are totally not going to sell all your data. Swear.

Ancestry ran a commercial a few years back. I thought I was German Irish but I just found out I’m 27% Native American! I’m embracing my new heritage! Shes decked out like a Navajo shaman with a fucking Tom Tom.

Wait a sec that would mean a grandparent was a full blood native. And yet your parents, one of whom is half native, never said a word. So stupid.

I'm about tired of this "Fire your housekeeper, and we clean your home for $19, plus we do all your laundry." commercial from, I think Homaglobe.  

Who the fuck is cleaning your house for $19 and doing your laundry?  Give me a break.  I get that it's a intro rate, but damn.  

I can't deal with Mahomes' voice on his commercials. Maybe he should stop deep throating his wife's strap on. 

sonobello. No lady your waist isn't and has probably never been "tiny." You're only slightly less disgusting than before you had to pay someone to suck the fat out of you

2 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

sonobello. No lady your waist isn't and has probably never been "tiny." You're only slightly less disgusting than before you had to pay someone to suck the fat out of you

Similarly the lume deodorant commercial where the fat wine mom is rubbing deodorant over every square inch of her body. 

If you smell that fucking bad let's maybe talk about some lifestyle changes.

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Similarly the lume deodorant commercial where the fat wine mom is rubbing deodorant over every square inch of her body. 

If you smell that fucking bad let's maybe talk about some lifestyle changes.

Dude, I think I already mentioned this in this thread, but what the fuck is up with the influx of commercials for deodorant that you can put anywhere. You know, annnywheeeeere [wink to camera].

Is this going to be the new hair trimmers where, ten years ago they had to be all cute about full body "sensitive area" trimming, and now they're just like, "hey, if you ever want a female to put your dick in their mouth, take a lawnmower to your gross, hairy sack"?

Ten years from now, are the deodorant commercials just going to be, "Yo, does your pussy stink? We got you, girl."

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Dude, I think I already mentioned this in this thread, but what the fuck is up with the influx of commercials for deodorant that you can put anywhere. You know, annnywheeeeere [wink to camera].

Is this going to be the new hair trimmers where, ten years ago they had to be all cute about full body "sensitive area" trimming, and now they're just like, "hey, if you ever want a female to put your dick in their mouth, take a lawnmower to your gross, hairy sack"?

Ten years from now, are the deodorant commercials just going to be, "Yo, does your pussy stink? We got you, girl."

We're not going back

i know we have talked about them before but the two Boston Gillette tik tok goombah's deperately need to have their ad campaign ended...

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15 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

i know we have talked about them before but the two Boston Gillette tik tok goombah's deperately need to have their ad campaign ended...

GAME CHANGUH!!!!

I don't understand the vrbo commercial where the 2 ladies are hanging out beside the pool and then freak out because one of the ladies gets a text that the host is coming by? Why is that an issue? And then it shows 2 other ladies also chilling by a pool and one gets a text and says some sort of British shit I can't understand and they go back to relaxing. What was going on there?

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1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

I don't understand the vrbo commercial where the 2 ladies are hanging out beside the pool and then freak out because one of the ladies gets a text that the host is coming by? Why is that an issue? And then it shows 2 other ladies also chilling by a pool and one gets a text and says some sort of British shit I can't understand and they go back to relaxing. What was going on there?

vrbo only rents whole homes,  AirBnb allows for any legal liveable space to be rented out which could mean just renting an individual room, of an owner occupied house, where you might actually share a main hallway/bathroom, etc.  Or like a pool house, and maybe you get to share the pool with the owner in the main house.

 

basically vrbo is showing you the 'worst case airbnb scenario" where you are having to deal with the owner of the property interrupting your vacation area because they can.  vrbo saying they require the whole home to be rented out so renters get full privacy

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