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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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On 9/19/2024 at 9:25 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Three minutes, are you a porn star?

I'm good for two and a half business minutes. She wants vacation minutes on the side she's got to subscribe to that package. 

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    So, like an OnlyFansville? 

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The Will Ferrell PayPal commercial is pretty brutal.  

If Gronk wants to join USAA so damn bad, why doesn't he just marry someone in the fucking military? Those commercials have run their course.

That Skyrizi commercial with the dude grinning from ear to ear while flying a kite with his kid in a patch of grass located within a mountainous paradise is the weirdest shit I've ever seen. I felt like I must have been high watching it. 

BetUS radio commercials... "hey who's a sports guy we can get for super cheap?" 

 

"Michael Vick?" 

 

"YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" 

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

BetUS radio commercials... "hey who's a sports guy we can get for super cheap?" 

 

"Michael Vick?" 

 

"YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" 

Well he certainly has organized gambling experience. 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Well he certainly has organized gambling experience. 

damn....

 

 

damn. 

 

 

you're right. 

10 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

That Skyrizi commercial with the dude grinning from ear to ear while flying a kite with his kid in a patch of grass located within a mountainous paradise is the weirdest shit I've ever seen. I felt like I must have been high watching it. 

that fucking drugs commercials have killed my brain the last 3-4 years as their fucking jingle has literally been remixed into country, rap, pop, bubble pop, and religious chanting. 

 

oh yeah, and if you are bored and wondered why they keep advertising it constantly and want to see how much ONE prescription costs for that shit....

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The Fan Duel commercial is actually my favorite commercial in a long, long time and I don't even play that stuff.  However as a former partaker of football betting, this commercial absolutely captures the essence of degenerate gambling, but no, we're gonna leverage it as a positive experience that you should seek out!

 "It's parlay time!!!", as in," this one bet will get my whole week right."

Opens the freezer, and his head is in there calling out team names.

 

I laugh every time he says it's parlay time.  It's hard to believe this shit is on TV.

11 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

That Skyrizi commercial with the dude grinning from ear to ear while flying a kite with his kid in a patch of grass located within a mountainous paradise is the weirdest shit I've ever seen. I felt like I must have been high watching it. 

🎶nothing is everythiiiiing🎶

4 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

🎶nothing is everythiiiiing🎶

 

7 hours ago, Iceman said:

The Fan Duel commercial is actually my favorite commercial in a long, long time and I don't even play that stuff.  However as a former partaker of football betting, this commercial absolutely captures the essence of degenerate gambling, but no, we're gonna leverage it as a positive experience that you should seek out!

 "It's parlay time!!!", as in," this one bet will get my whole week right."

Opens the freezer, and his head is in there calling out team names.

 

I laugh every time he says it's parlay time.  It's hard to believe this shit is on TV.

Yeah when he opens the freezer it cracks me up. 

On the other side of the coin are the Kevin Hart Draft Kings spots. I'm not even a Kevin Hart hater but man. Just shut up already. 

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Every apple commercial with this hideous fucking swamp donkey needs to be banned

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The pharmaceutical commercial with the fat ginger dumpy chick repeatedly running out into the surf. Seriously there's no hot chick who's developed this skin condition we just used to put Calamine lotion on?

5 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

Every apple commercial with this hideous fucking swamp donkey needs to be banned

 

Question from The Olds: Am I supposed to know who she is?

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Question from The Olds: Am I supposed to know who she is?

She was in Game of Thrones and is currently scaring children in The Last of Us

She's the one that Wetejas referred to as looking like a foot. 

Dude....I thought the direct energy spots where she just saaaaaaang it were bad when I heard them on the ticket. Then I was in Dallas a couple weeks ago and saw that they are a TV spot as well. Id rather have the gardians jingle on infinite loop than hear that shit one more time. 

On 9/28/2024 at 4:04 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Every apple commercial with this hideous fucking swamp donkey needs to be banned

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I thought she out acted Cher in Mask.

 

 

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Someone hasn't been watching First Take. That's Caitlin Clark.

Hey Jennifer Garner......

 

Nobody and I mean NOBODY wants to hear a 7 year year old child purposely speaking in tiny-child-speak while trying to sell us on your fucked up farm juice. 

 

On 9/29/2024 at 10:05 PM, Baboontyme said:

Someone hasn't been watching First Take. That's Caitlin Clark.

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You're watching NBA preseason that's on you.

The commercial was an upgrade.  

Bronny 0-3 in 6 mins in preseason. I'm stunned.

I read a blurb that the Warriors "liked his skillset" but were afraid to take him in the 2nd round. To pile on the dogshit Ws FO train. 

One of my favorite milf non-super famous actresses is in the phone commercial with the eavesdropping kids where it sounds like mommy got a new toy. She is also Phil's wife in The Hangover, Pam in Stepbrothers and was Cricket Box in some old JITB commercials. 

 

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Sydney Sweeney popping up in my house talking about her naturals sounds pretty fucking great honestly

One of my favorite milf non-super famous actresses is in the phone commercial with the eavesdropping kids where it sounds like mommy got a new toy. She is also Phil's wife in The Hangover, Pam in Stepbrothers and was Cricket Box in some old JITB commercials. 
 
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I have travelled 500 miles to give her my seed!

Wrong actress. You're talking about Dr. Angelface. That's Pand. 

Wrong actress. You're talking about Dr. Angelface. That's Pand. 

Well, I’d still like to give her my seed.
3 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Wrong actress. You're talking about Dr. Angelface. That's Pand. 

Gillian Vigman. She looks good for 52. She was also in the pretty funny but quickly canceled ABC comedy "Sons and Daughters"

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Any 20-something that has boner issues with the smokeshows on those bluechews commercials needs to just come out of the closet. Thats just embarassing.

She might be good looking but that Iphone commercial is so fucking cringey.   

On 10/5/2024 at 10:29 PM, Scary Stranger said:

Any 20-something that has boner issues with the smokeshows on those bluechews commercials needs to just come out of the closet. Thats just embarassing.

The tired trope of guys being dumb enough to buy anything because some decent looking skanks recommend it still works.  What put it over the top for me was the Pauley Shore endorsement though.  

21 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The tired trope of guys being dumb enough to buy anything because some decent looking skanks recommend it still works.  What put it over the top for me was the Pauley Shore endorsement though.  

Michael Vick was unavailable 

49 minutes ago, BamaATL said:

The tired trope of guys being dumb enough to buy anything because some decent looking skanks recommend it still works.  What put it over the top for me was the Pauley Shore endorsement though.  

Well, Mrs. Warner only gave him a semi so he needs help down there. 

Can anyone square the logic of gambling being illegal in Texas but advertising for gambling is cool?

The progressive high school football commercial is great. The scout from “football college” was there. 

The Liberty Mutual wax figure melting commercial is not only stupid, it's disgusting. 

At this point I'm pretty sure their ad dept is like "it doesn't matter... we can throw the worst shit out there, but who cares, we all stay rich" 

 

btw LM is a ridiculously overpriced insurance company. Take it from a former policy holder. 

First time I saw one of the current Firehouse Subs ads with patron in the fancy restaurant wanting a hot sauce bar, I wasn't sure that I saw what I thought I saw.  The ending to the commercial was bizarre (and stupid).  Something about the one that ends with the patron pouting like a 5 years old kid cracks me up every time now.

22 minutes ago, Underdog said:

s)"Rhonda"

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That is what 95% of Surly wives look like, including the ones their husbands claim are "formal model and a solid 9"

I am officially sick to fucking death of the locker room cheese wheel coach commercials.  Never liked fuckin Cheez-Its anyway.  I’m usually sweating out a game trying to conjure up a post Saban win for Bama and here cones coach Cheeze-Its is in my face  yelling at fucking wheels of cheese in football helmets.  What a waste of lit fiber optic lines.  And I fuckin hate that shade of orange.

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