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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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14 hours ago, chainsaw said:

They're really overmarketing Wicked. It's gonna bomb

Not so fast my friend.  There's a surly poster who  will be there for it, probably on football Saturday, to boot.  But yeah, most of us ain't in that targeted demographic.

Ask your wife/ GF/ sister/ female co-workers if they are interested in Wicked...

 

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6 hours ago, Iceman said:

Not so fast my friend.  There's a surly poster who  will be there for it, probably on football Saturday, to boot.  But yeah, most of us ain't in that targeted demographic.

Ask your wife/ GF/ sister/ female co-workers if they are interested in Wicked...

 

The thing is, the subject has come up many times, and for whatever reason 50% of the women in my social circle actively dislike at least one of the leads and the remaining 50% have lukewarm-at-best reactions. I think Gladiator 2 and Moana 2 are going to crush Wicked on Thanksgiving

The thing is, the subject has come up many times, and for whatever reason 50% of the women in my social circle actively dislike at least one of the leads and the remaining 50% have lukewarm-at-best reactions. I think Gladiator 2 and Moana 2 are going to crush Wicked on Thanksgiving

Wicked is gonna clear a billion if its halfway decent
22 hours ago, chainsaw said:

They're really overmarketing Wicked. It's gonna bomb

I agree with this. I saw it on broadway and thought it was pretty meh. The story was decent but the actual music was terrible. No signature songs that everybody knows. Didn’t think it was worth making a full length movie out of it. They’ve been hyping this shit since the summer Olympics. 

1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


Wicked is gonna clear a billion if its halfway decent

I wouldn't mind that, but I have a feeling it will be perceived as a bomb

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The Andy Reid "fumblerooskie" ad wasn't funny to start with, and it certainly isn't funny anymore. 

 

3 hours ago, Underdog said:

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Rude

5 hours ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I agree with this. I saw it on broadway and thought it was pretty meh. The story was decent but the actual music was terrible. No signature songs that everybody knows. Didn’t think it was worth making a full length movie out of it. They’ve been hyping this shit since the summer Olympics. 

Man. Hard disagree. Wicked is awesome and has a fantastic soundtrack. 

I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.

I wonder how pissed Gronk is that Travis Kelce not only basically stole his entire schtick but he was then kicked way to the fame back burner once TS came into the picture? And I’d like to believe there’s no way Sam Elliot needs money that badly.

Gronk doesnt have time to think about as hes banging Surly 12’s two at a time on top of a big pile of cash Daffy Duck style.
11 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

hes banging Surly 12’s two at a time on top of a big pile of cash Daffy Duck style.

Scrooge McDuck, but I get your point.

21 hours ago, Underdog said:

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"Come play with us, Danny...forever and ever and ever."

Either I don't understand the product at all and I'm too lazy to look it up or the Bose ultra open earbuds are the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen. Just what I've been wanting! Earbuds that let in MORE ambient noise!!

That Matthew commercial of NFL food conspiracy is lackluster. There is not a person that can come up with a better idea than that? Marketing majors. Never had to think analytically or innovatively. I am not surprised he signed off on that though.

Tony Hawk becoming the new Peyton Manning, Michael Strahan, Patrick Mahomes, Kelce bros., Gronk? If he's not hawking(pun intended) vitamins now he's doing manscape ads? 

The people behind the PNC Bank “Is Mom a finance bro” commercial need to be put in prison. 

this new ford Blue chew  self driving commercial with the yokel couple (yeah I know its not called chew, but i am too fucking lazy to look it up)

 

who the fuck thinks the rest of the country wants to hear that grating accent coming out of her mouth?

2 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

The people behind the PNC Bank “Is Mom a finance bro” commercial need to be put in prison. 

But the look she shoots her husband after explaining the significance of “gazebo” cracks me up every time. 
 

I hafta admit that I could NOT gave told you what it was advertising. 
 

And I have an account at PNC. 

On 4/15/2024 at 6:02 AM, closetohumping said:

Anything with Jennifer Coolidge.  She was cool and old 20 years ago.  Shes the same in every commercial 70 year old blonde airhead.   

Holy cow, this. Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

New worst commercial nominee. The Amazon old man custodian cleans the theater but sings like Pavarotti so the horse face usher buys him a tux on Amazon and gets him open mic time to sing and he turns into Michael MacDonald. 

I wish a semi speeding from the opposite direction would slam straight into that goose chasing the Audi SUV. Fuck that stupid G&R song.

Chick with a nose ring who lives in a basement and gets absolutely jacked about every single Monday Night Football game, regardless of the shittyness of the teams involved. In real life she'd be hosting a podcast about her eating disorder

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16 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Chick with a nose ring who lives in a basement and gets absolutely jacked about every single Monday Night Football game, regardless of the shittyness of the teams involved. In real life she'd be hosting a podcast about her eating disorder

I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality? 

The new Bud Light ad cracks me up.  The look on Shane's face when the half-naked model makes eye contact with him.  LOL.

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7 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

I am old and out of touch with the current ESPN staff - is this lady just some random in a commercial, or is she an "established" ESPN personality? 

Just some random young lady with a nose ring, apparently lives in a basement and gets way too jazzed about even the shittiest of NFL matchups. Maybe it's the meth

Just saw my favorite Christmas commercial for the first time this year. Brought a smile to my face. The Corona one with the palm tree. You like it, too, don't you. 

"Boondle ay...Saaah vay". 😡

19 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

"Boondle ay...Saaah vay". 😡

It's still better than seeing a slow-mo close up of Andy Reid saying "Bundlerooksi"

Vraylar. So your mom after taking her antidepressants peddles her bike to pick you up from school, feeds you cookies in front of your fellow 1st graders, puts you in the kiddie seat and peddles your precious ass home in front of God and everybody and your fellow 1st graders.

Yep you're getting your ass kicked tomorrow kid. Any self respecting 1st grader would

Heard the craziest radio commercial ever. (Dramatic music) Wildfire! Thousands of people have lost everything to it's total destruction. 

 

But that's not your problem! Call for information on National Flood Insurance.

That Matthew commercial of NFL food conspiracy is lackluster. There is not a person that can come up with a better idea than that? Marketing majors. Never had to think analytically or innovatively. I am not surprised he signed off on that though.

He’s supposedly teaching an ad course at UT. Apparently being in ads makes him an expert.

The commercial where they call in Jacoby Brissett to do their taxes makes me chuckle.

8 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Is everybody deaf this Christmas?

No, but that song makes me want to be.

Stream of consciousness thought about something that confuses me they I don't care to put any effort into figuring out. Are there two Bob Dylan movie biopics dropping at the same time?? I keep seeing commercials for Bob Dylan movies and they seem different. 

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10 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

Stream of consciousness thought about something that confuses me they I don't care to put any effort into figuring out. Are there two Bob Dylan movie biopics dropping at the same time?? I keep seeing commercials for Bob Dylan movies and they seem different. 

That's a complete unknown for me too. 

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The AT&T commercial with the couple in the hospital room after just delivering a baby and her parents standing proudly near by. Where dude bro husband says that more bundles of joys are on the way, and he wants to gift one to each of them, to the parents' bewilderment. But wait, phone bundles, of course! Cut to ecstatic parents in law getting hooked up with sweet new phones.

I'm no marketing expert, but I can't imagine that making the viewer violently angry by the end of your commercial is the goal.

On 12/1/2024 at 10:57 AM, 83Horn said:

"Boondle ay...Saaah vay". 😡

I have no qualms with my State Farm coverage, but between this and "Bundle-rooski", I'm considering a change.

Good for them. The marketing still annoyed me, but now I understand why they did it.

I'd honestly like to kill that braced-faced bitch on the ODU online commercials that run every break on ESPN+ regardless of whether it's football, basketball, or hockey.

 

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