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Official "Fuck this stupid ass-commercial" thread

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Why the fuck does State Farm want us to hate Andy Reid so damn much? I was indifferent before now I want to see him beheaded and dragged through the streets.

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  • man FUCK all of these bullshit-ass holiday commercials trying to tug at your fuckin heart strings like that has fucking dick to do with buying a car or a computer or whatever. this latest one i saw wa

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    The other day at work, we had about 10-12 people in out lobby - probably 20' by 30' room, but the cleaning crew was trying to finish vacuuming. I was trying to get people out of their way when one of

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Well, at least he has the charisma of Patrick Mahomes to carry him.

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Thanks, Eskimo.

Well, at least he has the charism of Patrick Mahomes to carry him.

Patrick Mahomes charisms on his wife each night
On 12/18/2024 at 12:43 AM, elfenix said:

high tide, high tide!

This and the Oregon fan who doesn't know their mascot is a duck. Yeah right Allstate

the name your flavor lays ad where they pretend they're coming up with wacky new flavors but they're literally just telling us great flavors that other countries get but never show up here. paprika chili? that's just spicy paprika. szechuan sauerkraut? that's the chinese version of kimchi.

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On 12/18/2024 at 1:43 AM, elfenix said:

high tide, high tide!

Yeah, that one is about a fucking stupid as fucking stupid can ever be.

 

And that guy, well……

 

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On 12/18/2024 at 12:43 AM, elfenix said:

high tide, high tide!

The other one where the simp brings duck to a tailgate is far worse.

And I remain baffled by commercials that portray their customers as morons.

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10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

And I remain baffled by commercials that portray their customers as morons.

And so many of them (as well as many others that don't portray their customers as morons, but which are also fundamentally unprofessional and idiotic) are advertisements for insurance companies of all things - the very last sort of institution that should ever want to be intuitively associated with such rampart buffonery. 

11 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

And so many of them (as well as many others that don't portray their customers as morons, but which are also fundamentally unprofessional and idiotic) are advertisements for insurance companies of all things - the very last sort of institution that should ever want to be intuitively associated with such rampart buffonery. 

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On 12/21/2024 at 12:39 PM, miguelito said:

I'll continue to never eat at Burger King again.

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On 12/21/2024 at 12:39 PM, miguelito said:

I'll continue to never eat at Burger King again.

I usually just skip straight to the diarrhea. Saves time

On 12/18/2024 at 12:35 PM, Eskimohorn said:


Patrick Mahomes charisms on his wife each night

Can they dub his voice?

That fucking IPhone emoji commercial makes me want to Elvis my tv.

That noise they are playing is worse than nails on a chalkboard.

I refuse to call that music.

I feel like the Mountain Dew guy in the fuzzy green coat is grooming kids to human traffic them. Possibly selling them to the yeti.

6 hours ago, Scary Stranger said:

I feel like the Mountain Dew guy in the fuzzy green coat is grooming kids to human traffic them. Possibly selling them to the yeti.

Yeah. He's a grown man that drinks Mountain Dew. What exactly do you expect?

Is the premise of the new Geico caveman commercials that he’s still mad about the last campaign? It’s not clear and they’re stupid af either way. 

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53 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is the premise of the new Geico caveman commercials that he’s still mad about the last campaign? It’s not clear and they’re stupid af either way. 

THANK YOU!!!  This ad campaign is stupid af and unfunny.

Progressive owns the funny insurance commercial market. Everyone else just stop. 

Who even thought we need to bring caveman back because he was so effing hilarious the first time around? 

Insurance commercials are so terrible. Almost as bad as Discover. 

Is the premise of the new Geico caveman commercials that he’s still mad about the last campaign? It’s not clear and they’re stupid af either way. 

Thats helpful Greg
On 12/24/2024 at 7:44 PM, Beau Vine said:

The other one where the simp brings duck to a tailgate is far worse.

And I remain baffled by commercials that portray their customers as morons.

Idk. I kind of chuckle at the duck one. 

High Tide guy can EABOD.

25 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


Thats helpful Greg

We don't pass Tammy.

I kind of like the chick in the high tide commercial.

6 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I kind of like the chick in the high tide commercial.

Very Karen Allen-y.

1 hour ago, Pokoloco said:

Progressive owns the funny insurance commercial market. Everyone else just stop. 

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22 hours ago, elfenix said:

mcconaughey doesn't like shrimp?

But stupidly sitting in the rain, yeah, he likes that.

I'm not saying I like it, but what I am saying is that you are definitely wrong. There are ad campaigns that make me want to go out and murder gypsies.

If some kind of liquid gets spilled on a table and it's about to ruin your phone, tablet, wedding photos, etc. how about just pick your phone, etc. up instead of being at the mercy of a fucking Bounty paper towel? 

These GMC trucks with the crab walk "feature"...what is the point?  Seems like a complicated solution looking for a problem to solve.  Am I missing something?

On 1/2/2025 at 9:04 PM, HornOnTheBayou said:

I am confident in saying that "Nuggative Nelly" might be the worst ad campaign in history. 

Yep.  That was the intent of my earlier post #4908.  Just horrible.

2 hours ago, 83Horn said:

These GMC trucks with the crab walk "feature"...what is the point?  Seems like a complicated solution looking for a problem to solve.  Am I missing something?

It's just one more thing to break.

18 hours ago, 83Horn said:

These GMC trucks with the crab walk "feature"...what is the point?  Seems like a complicated solution looking for a problem to solve.  Am I missing something?

Just one more feature for folks with no intent( or ability) to operate a motor vehicle while driving.

That McConaughey "ooooh Jerry's eating rice" commercial is dumb as fuck. Good thing they only show it 15 times per football game. 

Team.  It's been a grind, but I think I've aged you well...

I know Cheez Its is a big sponsor of the bowls and playoffs but, fuck's sake, film a new commercial.

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