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It was a pretty good story. Don't you think? It made me laugh to beat the band. Parts, anyway. I didn't like seein' Shaggy go. But, then I happen to know that there's a little Surlbowski on the way.

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I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations.

Ever thus to deadbeats, Kevin.

Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred.

This is a very complicated case.  Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.  Lotta strands to keep in my head.

 

Lotta strands in old duder's head.

Nothing's fucked?!?  The gottdam plane has crashed into the mountain!!!!

The Chinaman is not the issue here Dude.  And please, Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature.

3 hours ago, Rivers said:

That rug really tied the room together.

did it not?

-and this dude peed on it!

donny, please. 

The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.

You can imagine where it goes from there.

He fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous Mr. Lebowski.

You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Are you all missing quotes by a word here and there on purpose?
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I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening, can you repeat that for me?

Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

Leads, yeah sure. I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us working in shifts.

Oh, fuck it!  Yes, that's your answer; that's your answer to everything.  Tattoo it on your forehead.  Your revolution is over Mr. Lebowski.  Condolences!  The bums lost!  My advice to you is to do what your parents did;  GET A JOB, SIR!  THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE.  YOU HEAR ME LEBOWSKI?  THE BUMS WILL ALWYS LOSE!

You have no frame of reference here, Donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.

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