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3 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

This is the type of game that will serve as fuel for the rest of the season. This year will be special, this team will be special.

Special. Yes. Like short bus special. 

 

Look you can love your team and think they suck shit at the same time. I don’t want them to suck shit. I want them to be great. But calling it like it is doesn’t  make someone less of a fan. We are not special. Things are not looking up. There’s nothing to be optimistic about.  We have sucked for a very long time and we still suck until we prove we don’t suck anymore.  And the only way to prove that is winning a bunch of games. Until we win a bunch of games we fucking suck.   Hook em Horns and God Bless Texas.

Maybe it’s time for a little humility and focus upon getting people into positions to improve this horror show that has called itself Texas Football for the last 10 seasons.

The program arrogance has escalated at the same rate as our losses.Not a good look.

We are Dallas Cowboys of D1.

This season is gonna go exactly like last year. We’re gonna beat the dog outta Tulsa, lose a bunch of close games. Beat a overrated WV or TCU at home, and then salivate over next year while Herman and Co tell us how much we’ve improved.

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Just wait til' USC trots out Amon-Ra St. Brown.

Yeah, that kid is hard to handle. He looked damn good today. 

3 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

This is the type of game that will serve as fuel for the rest of the season. This year will be special, this team will be special.

 

Im drawing a line in the sand...who believes in this team and Tom Herman? State your side now, do you stand with Texas and this team? I don’t want your bandwagon ass on our side when we get this ship turned around. It’s easy to be a fan when everything is going well. A true fan is there in the darkest of times.

 

I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.

Lulz

3 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

This is the type of game that will serve as fuel for the rest of the season. This year will be special, this team will be special.

 

Im drawing a line in the sand...who believes in this team and Tom Herman? State your side now, do you stand with Texas and this team? I don’t want your bandwagon ass on our side when we get this ship turned around. It’s easy to be a fan when everything is going well. A true fan is there in the darkest of times.

 

I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.

Double my money back?

34 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

OP needs to cover himself with a lead apron. 

That's funny.

3 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

This is the type of game that will serve as fuel for the rest of the season. This year will be special, this team will be special.

 

Im drawing a line in the sand...who believes in this team and Tom Herman? State your side now, do you stand with Texas and this team? I don’t want your bandwagon ass on our side when we get this ship turned around. It’s easy to be a fan when everything is going well. A true fan is there in the darkest of times.

 

I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.

Tom, go watch the game film and stop posting online.

if this happens the USC coach will be taking an Uber home from Austin

4 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

This is the type of game that will serve as fuel for the rest of the season. This year will be special, this team will be special.

 

Im drawing a line in the sand...who believes in this team and Tom Herman? State your side now, do you stand with Texas and this team? I don’t want your bandwagon ass on our side when we get this ship turned around. It’s easy to be a fan when everything is going well. A true fan is there in the darkest of times.

 

I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.

Example #2 I think you’re an Aggy sock

4 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

This is the type of game that will serve as fuel for the rest of the season. This year will be special, this team will be special.

 

Im drawing a line in the sand...who believes in this team and Tom Herman? State your side now, do you stand with Texas and this team? I don’t want your bandwagon ass on our side when we get this ship turned around. It’s easy to be a fan when everything is going well. A true fan is there in the darkest of times.

 

I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.

I am not sure how many special teams out there lose to Maryland two years in a row and give up a shit ton of points doing it.

We might beat them. Who knows? After sucking shit last year in game 1 the defense was solid the rest of the year. So maybe, but I am not betting any money on it.
Same, no money but we have just as good a chance at beating the condoms we had last year, maybe a bit more since we're at home and their golden boy is in the NFL now..
4 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

We are fucked

and this from a guy that typed that while passed out on the couch

In!

Fuck USC. We trash those boys.

Surly FB forum: same as the Shaggy football forum. Full of half functioning mongoloids. 

and this from a guy that typed that while passed out on the couch


I gave a special talent

At this point it's better to lose these games in blowout fashion to accelerate the end of the failed Herman/Beck era. 

We’ll be lucky not to lose by 50. Fuck this shit.

I keep coming back to this thread because it is just such a fucking bad take. What the fuck was OP watching today?

Op is trolling.

I sure as shit hope
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8 hours ago, Roofle said:

I keep coming back to this thread because it is just such a fucking bad take. What the fuck was OP watching today?

Doodle if you are so confident we lose to USC let’s make a bet.

Texas wins, you get perma-banned. USC wins,I get perms-banned.

Something tells me you won’t agree to this.

13 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I have no idea on the ability of Tulsa's team this year, but I guarantee we make them look like conference champions. We might win, but we'll be stepping on our dicks throughout the game. Fuck, I hate college football when Texas can't field a competent team.

We will beat Tulsa by 4 TDs.  We should have scheduled them as the opener. We can beat Maryland if we play them in game 2 or 3, but in game 1, we need to play as shitty a team as possible. We seem more out of sorts in game 1 than any other team in both years of Herman. That only reflects poorly on his offseason prep. 

USC's true freshmen QB threw for almost 300 yds in debut. I think a UT QBs arm would fall off if they threw for that many. I truly hope Texas beats SC but I can just as easily see this being that kid's coming out party.

This is the type of game that will serve as fuel for the rest of the season. This year will be special, this team will be special.
 
Im drawing a line in the sand...who believes in this team and Tom Herman? State your side now, do you stand with Texas and this team? I don’t want your bandwagon ass on our side when we get this ship turned around. It’s easy to be a fan when everything is going well. A true fan is there in the darkest of times.
 
I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.
Woke up and saw this bullshit.OP got me...2ec7dbf5b00e655972c3089a5237691d.gif
2 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

USC's true freshmen QB threw for almost 300 yds in debut. I think a UT QBs arm would fall off if they threw for that many. I truly hope Texas beats SC but I can just as easily see this being that kid's coming out party.

they played UNLV .

btw, UNLV gained 308 rushing yards on USC and scored 21.  USC might be soft on D. Let's see the Stanford game to verify. 

Just now, NowThis said:

they played UNLV .

btw, UNLV gained 308 rushing yards on USC and scored 21.  USC might be soft on D. Let's see the Stanford game to verify. 

I know they did, but let's see if Texas throws for 300 on Tulsa. And As Texas showed yesterday it is soft on D as well.

Tulsa was 2-10 last year and barely beat Central Arkansas yesterday

16 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.

I, too, feel certain that they exist. Beyond the noumenal veil, they must exist, because nothing else could piss me off so much.

I Really want to beat USC.  I am miserable when we lose especially like we did yesterday.  Our staff had no clue and our players were unprepared, our game plan was ass,  I believe Swoops or Case McCoy would have won.

We are going to get our shit pushed in and it is going to hurt. 

Doodle if you are so confident we lose to USC let’s make a bet.
Texas wins, you get perma-banned. USC wins,I get perms-banned.
Something tells me you won’t agree to this.

Nope
23 hours ago, RadiologyHorn said:

This is the type of game that will serve as fuel for the rest of the season. This year will be special, this team will be special.

 

Im drawing a line in the sand...who believes in this team and Tom Herman? State your side now, do you stand with Texas and this team? I don’t want your bandwagon ass on our side when we get this ship turned around. It’s easy to be a fan when everything is going well. A true fan is there in the darkest of times.

 

I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.

If you’re looking for guarantees, guaranteeing that nothing is guaranteed with this outfit this year is your best bet at having an iron clad guarantee.

21 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Wait.... is this the football or volleyball thread?

This. Volleyball or Swimming/Diving is what Texas can crow about, and it's been that way for a long fucking time. I still am holding out hope for Pierce and the Baseball Team though.

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On 9/1/2018 at 4:54 PM, RadiologyHorn said:

Im drawing a line in the sand...who believes in this team and Tom Herman? State your side now, do you stand with Texas and this team? I don’t want your bandwagon ass on our side when we get this ship turned around. It’s easy to be a fan when everything is going well. A true fan is there in the darkest of times.

 

I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.

Okay, but who asked you?

I graduated from UT in 1999.  I've been a fan since the early 80s.  You don't want me on the bandwagon because I'm vocal about the shit show our program has been for years?  Well, you don't get a vote.  I'm an alum and a die-hard.  And as such, I'll be as critical as I want to be when it's warranted.

And this rah-rah, sunshine-pumping garbage after a completely inexcusable performance, again, is part of the problem, not the solution.

Line in the sand.  Kiss my burnt orange ass, kid.

Edited by TexArcher

I stand with the Univeristy of Texas. Not Tom Herman. If he proves he can make the tough choices and fire all of the dead weight on his coaching staff and turn this around, great. If not, next man up. 

My allegiance is not to any one man. The institution is what I support. Radiologyhorn go can gargle on some balls because he is completely clueless as to what he should be supporting. 

OP’s name doesn’t checkout. He can’t see for shit what’s right in front of his two eyes. 

Morher fucker’s probably liable for malpractice. 

On 9/1/2018 at 5:54 PM, RadiologyHorn said:

This is the type of game that will serve as fuel for the rest of the season. This year will be special, this team will be special.

 

Im drawing a line in the sand...who believes in this team and Tom Herman? State your side now, do you stand with Texas and this team? I don’t want your bandwagon ass on our side when we get this ship turned around. It’s easy to be a fan when everything is going well. A true fan is there in the darkest of times.

 

I believe in this team and I’m behind them 100%.

How many bong hits did you take before posting this? Over 100?

 

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watch the Stanford game to see if USC is soft. I don't think they are nearly as good as last year, too many NFL losses. 

they lost 10 guys to the NFL 

Just now, NowThis said:

watch the Stanford game to see if USC is soft. I don't think they are nearly as good as last year, too many NFL losses. 

they lost 10 guys to the NFL 

They're still a better team than Maryland for fuck's sake and they don't have an interim coach running the show with a black cloud looming over their program.

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If anyone wants to take me up on the perma-ban bet feel free to put your nuts on the table. 

Edited by RadiologyHorn

9 hours ago, NowThis said:

watch the Stanford game to see if USC is soft. I don't think they are nearly as good as last year, too many NFL losses. 

they lost 10 guys to the NFL 

Agreed, the game could a bit slower on offense for the Trojans, as seen by the clunky start against UNLV on last Saturday...

If anyone wants to take me up on the perma-ban bet feel free to put your nuts on the table. 

Why are you so fucking obsessed with this? You’ll just come back under a sock anyway. Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid bet. We all think you’re a fucking moron.

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