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#51
1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Hope you don't run out TP in your household. Cause the girls in mine give less than a shit about dolls but once people start wiping their ass with squash leaves there will be fn hell to pay.  

You must understand all this coming misery is for your good. Distract yourself. Buy Trump’s meme stock.

#52

I’m more surprised not much that I can see has actually gone up yet.  Even told my girlfriend to pull up her sheen and look at prices and how much they have gone up. I read all the articles about price hikes on there and everything she pulled up was the same price still. I’ve been telling her for weeks now the crap she buys is going up, she really doesn’t believe me now.  No one that doesn’t believe or understand it will get it until they actually see it and I’d bet a deal is made quickly after they do.  

#53
29 minutes ago, Satchel said:

You must understand all this coming misery is for your good. Distract yourself. Buy Trump’s meme stock.

Sounds fucked up. I’d rather  just continue to stockpile ARs and ammo. 

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#55
2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

This shit is hilarious. 

Everyone relax. The smartest guy in the room says this is hilarious 

#56
1 hour ago, ztejas said:

I'll just rustle up some greens and eat crawdads. If there's no crawdads to be found I'll eat sand. 

You’ll eat sand?

#57
27 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I’m more surprised not much that I can see has actually gone up yet.  Even told my girlfriend to pull up her sheen and look at prices and how much they have gone up. I read all the articles about price hikes on there and everything she pulled up was the same price still. I’ve been telling her for weeks now the crap she buys is going up, she really doesn’t believe me now.  No one that doesn’t believe or understand it will get it until they actually see it and I’d bet a deal is made quickly after they do.  

Does she like Temu shit?

No mas Temu

#58
23 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Everyone relax. The smartest guy in the room says this is hilarious 

Even immamac edited the original post because it was clown shit. 

#60

This thread reminded me to go buy a 100% chinese made underwater case for my dive camera, which I just bought for 15% less than it was 2 weeks ago.

#63
9 hours ago, linux said:

During the previous Trump shortages I just became regular, take a morning duce then shower, bout to happen again. its the fairer sex that needed to learn the bidet.

Yep. Trained my digestive system like this, too. 

#65
11 hours ago, Foosters said:

 

Edit from Immamac:

This thread is funny. Be funny here. Jokes, trolling etc. All stuff that is meant to be looked at as a joke. Think back to the shaggy days and be in that spirit. 

CR thread already exists. 

Shit I’m going to have to redo my post then

#71
12 hours ago, linux said:

During the previous Trump shortages I just became regular, take a morning duce then shower, bout to happen again. its the fairer sex that needed to learn the bidet.

Why you no waffle stomp? 

#75

This is why you don’t make policy with prepper 2A types. You both end up in a dystopian hellscape, but the prepper likes it.

#77
15 hours ago, Foosters said:

... it might be a good idea to plan ahead.

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#78
14 hours ago, speed817 said:

Condoms.....in case I have to repopulate the earth

Elon, is that you?

Edited by Shaddie

#81

Good news?

Most Sulry posters can probably drop some unnecessary weight.

#83
15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

i apologize here, thought this thread was in CR

unfortunately, US food banks can no longer depend assistance from the federal level. will states step up and help ?

Oh sure, Greg Abbott has a blue ribbon task force working on that right now.

#84
18 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Hope you don't run out TP in your household. Cause the girls in mine give less than a shit about dolls but once people start wiping their ass with squash leaves there will be fn hell to pay.  

Squash leaves?  Pffft.  Fuck that, I’ve been saving ValPack mailers for seven years.  

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#85
4 hours ago, Celery Man said:

This is why you don’t make policy with prepper 2A types. You both end up in a dystopian hellscape, but the prepper likes it.

When COVID hit, we learned the fucking prepper types couldn’t go two weeks without visiting SuperCuts or Applebee’s. 

#88
1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Squash leaves?  Pffft.  Fuck that, I’ve been saving ValPack mailers for seven years.  

Nooooooo!  Yellow and white corn cobs...yellow first, then white to see if you need to use another yellow one.

#89
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

When COVID hit, we learned the fucking prepper types couldn’t go two weeks without visiting SuperCuts or Applebee’s. 

You can pry the babby backs from my cold dead hands.

 

sorry about your Flowbee cut

#90

This must be the Golden Age of “Preparing for Empty Shelves and Increased Expenses”! 

#91

Defiantly gonna hit up Dan Flashes at Shops at the Creek before they run out of the really complicated shirts...
 

 

Edited by Evil Bill Obrien

#92
7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

This is why you don’t make policy with prepper 2A types. You both end up in a dystopian hellscape, but the prepper likes it.

Sheeeeitt, brother.  The flipside of that is the folks who are think we're living in the days of Hitler and Stalin all at once.  They are hoping so hard.

#94

I mean, I bought a 4 lb bag of rice today when I probably didn't need that much rice.  But that's about all I'm going to do.  If it goes south, I'll start cracking skulls for more rice I suppose. 

#95

Moved my squirrel .410 next to the door, bought a big bag of dog food, checked the propane tank levels, went for a jog on my land with the dogs. Can't beat the zombies if you can't outrun them.

#97
1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Moved my squirrel .410 next to the door, bought a big bag of dog food, checked the propane tank levels, went for a jog on my land with the dogs. Can't beat the zombies if you can't outrun them.

Can a .410 kill a zombie?  

#100
4 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Moved my squirrel .410 next to the door, bought a big bag of dog food, checked the propane tank levels, went for a jog on my land with the dogs. Can't beat the zombies if you can't outrun them.

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