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19 hours ago, dcbc said:

I mean, I bought a 4 lb bag of rice today when I probably didn't need that much rice.  But that's about all I'm going to do.  If it goes south, I'll start cracking skulls for more rice I suppose. 

At first I was puzzled by why you would crack peoples' skulls open looking for rice inside.

Then all of a sudden the world made a lot more sense that way.

Just got back from Costco.  Store was fully stocked and very busy.  Price of avocados was a surprise.  We’ve been doing Keurig pods for about a decade, the price and quantity decrease has me seriously considering a return to the good old Mr Coffee drip machine.

 

your mileage may vary 

4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Can a .410 kill a zombie?  

Eye shot with a slug, maybe, but my tomahawk or chainsaw is the optimal choice. That said, .410 bird shot to YOUR knee is certainly going to allow me to out pace you though.

33 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Keurig pods are a blight upon the environment. Any single use plastic is.

And the coffee is shit to boot.

are the handjob rates up at the Chinese massage parlors?  Asking for a friend.

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4 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Keurig pods are a blight upon the environment. Any single use plastic is.

They also make terrible fucking coffee. Be an adult and make a real coffee.

5 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Eye shot with a slug, maybe, but my tomahawk or chainsaw is the optimal choice. That said, .410 bird shot to YOUR knee is certainly going to allow me to out pace you though.

My childhood shooting instructor used a .410 exclusively when hunting dove and quail. One shot one bird.

 

Serious question, are we looking at real food shortages? I can do without a lot of the other bullshit that people think are necessities. I guess if panic buying starts it don't make a shit if there are real supply issues or not because hoarders gonna hoard.

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4 minutes ago, Okie State said:

Serious question, are we looking at real food shortages? I can do without a lot of the other bullshit that people think are necessities. I guess if panic buying starts it don't make a shit if there are real supply issues or not because hoarders gonna hoard.

Or you can just drive through a McDonald's. There will probably be excess food as China is cutting off a lot of agricultural and pork imports to try and bring the pain. The rest of the world just has a temporary 10% tariff.

Transformers and Ninja turtles are what you should be buying.

9 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

My childhood shooting instructor used a .410 exclusively when hunting dove and quail. One shot one bird.

 

The practically of a .410 single shot on land is broader that just about any gun. However, my .410 can swap with a 22 lr. It was less than $200. 

It's boring, but I use it WAY more than anything and there is NEVER a run on .410 ammo. 

14 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

The practically of a .410 single shot on land is broader that just about any gun. However, my .410 can swap with a 22 lr. It was less than $200. 

It's boring, but I use it WAY more than anything and there is NEVER a run on .410 ammo. 

" Boring". What you did. I see it.

7 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Just got back from Costco.  Store was fully stocked and very busy.  Price of avocados was a surprise.  We’ve been doing Keurig pods for about a decade, the price and quantity decrease has me seriously considering a return to the good old Mr Coffee drip machine.

 

your mileage may vary 

You just buy the refillable cups and put whatever coffee you want in them.  

I have never shot a zombie in the head with my .410 and then went on to see that same zombie get up and take another step.

On 5/2/2025 at 8:02 PM, Foosters said:

Edit from Immamac:

This thread is funny. Be funny here. Jokes, trolling etc. All stuff that is meant to be looked at as a joke. Think back to the shaggy days and be in that spirit. 

Talk about a fail. 

4 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Oh but wait, what about stocking up on foreign flicks?

And music. Take away UK Punk or Reggae and FAFO time.

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Oh but wait, what about stocking up on foreign flicks?

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11 hours ago, Okie State said:

Serious question, are we looking at real food shortages? I can do without a lot of the other bullshit that people think are necessities. I guess if panic buying starts it don't make a shit if there are real supply issues or not because hoarders gonna hoard.

We export like 30% of our food on the whole, so nothing at scale.  Certain things that can't be grown here should be watched.  Bananas, avacados, authentic tequila. for example.

1 hour ago, JohnnyRage said:

Oh but wait, what about stocking up on foreign flicks?

Too fucking late!!! Missed the run.

3 minutes ago, Parliament said:

We export like 30% of our food on the whole, so nothing at scale.  Certain things that can't be grown here should be watched.  Bananas, avacados, authentic tequila. for example.

First, pretty sure that's the first time I've ever seen authentic used for tequila.

Next, avocado mafia in California got your guacamole covered. 

Finally, won't anyone think of the children.

13 minutes ago, Parliament said:

We export like 30% of our food on the whole, so nothing at scale.  Certain things that can't be grown here should be watched.  Bananas, avacados, authentic tequila. for example.

Serious question: tequila is made (harvested and distilled) within a certain area in Mexico.  What's fake tequila called?

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29 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

First, pretty sure that's the first time I've ever seen authentic used for tequila.

Next, avocado mafia in California got your guacamole covered. 

Finally, won't anyone think of the children.

Tobacco is an agricultural product, so I'm throwing Dominican cigars on the list.

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Price of My Left Foot going up.

The good news, my right foot is a domestic bargain and still in prime ass-kicking form.

55 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Serious question: tequila is made (harvested and distilled) within a certain area in Mexico.  What's fake tequila called?

Jose Cuervo 

2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

And music. Take away UK Punk or Reggae and FAFO time.

K Pop is my jam.

Anyone with even an ounce of creativity isnt going hungry in this country. Sure you may not get the 30 cheeseburgers a month you're used to. Just have to settle for two or three.

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Suck it


If things run low go to the hacienda marts in the hood. They always have stuff. Total gold mines during covid.



Shhhh! Don’t tell the masses where the honey holes are.
2 minutes ago, twosheds said:

Shhhh! Don’t tell the masses where the honey holes are.

 

 

Exactly. 

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

First, pretty sure that's the first time I've ever seen authentic used for tequila.

Next, avocado mafia in California got your guacamole covered. 

Finally, won't anyone think of the children.

it is my understanding that the children are gone. 

43 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

K Pop is my jam.

Anyone with even an ounce of creativity isnt going hungry in this country. Sure you may not get the 30 cheeseburgers a month you're used to. Just have to settle for two or three.

i see what you did there GIF

57 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Anyone with even an ounce of creativity isnt going hungry in this country. 

So you're saying 3/4 of Americans are fixin to starve.

I know what I am not going to do again and that is get a dipped cone at DQ.  17 bucks for two fucking cones?  What the ever loving fuck?

You don’t need stuff to survive. You only need to subscribe to magazines where people sell property to preppers. If you know where the preppers are, then you have all the food and resources you need.  

True, a crossbow and a Gilly suit would be useful once you find out where the prepper stuff is. 

8 minutes ago, Hefeweizen said:

I know what I am not going to do again and that is get a dipped cone at DQ.  17 bucks for two fucking cones?  What the ever loving fuck?

Warren has to make a buck or two.

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14 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

Or you can just drive through a McDonald's. There will probably be excess food as China is cutting off a lot of agricultural and pork imports to try and bring the pain. The rest of the world just has a temporary 10% tariff.

Transformers and Ninja turtles are what you should be buying.

Kowabunga, and thanks. There's a lot more going on than meets the eye.

35 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

You don’t need stuff to survive. You only need to subscribe to magazines where people sell property to preppers. If you know where the preppers are, then you have all the food and resources you need.  

True, a crossbow and a Gilly suit would be useful once you find out where the prepper stuff is. 

Why are you trying to cull the urban population centers? The riots over limited fast food availability will more than suffice. 

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Why are you trying to cull the urban population centers? The riots over limited fast food availability will more than suffice. 

If you just knock door dash/uber eats offline almost 50% of the American population would starve within a couple of days.

 

 

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

If you just knock door dash/uber eats offline almost 50% of the American population would starve within a couple of days.

 

 

Given the obesity levels in the United States I'm not sure I agree with your math there buddy. 

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

If you just knock door dash/uber eats offline almost 50% of the American population would starve within a couple of days.

 

 

Yeah, but then what happens to desperate sorority chicks who live on Chick Filet and their OF pages? Huh? You think of that?

If we cannot import Eastern Europe porn, we will need that.

Oh, yeah, electricity.....

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Given the obesity levels in the United States I'm not sure I agree with your math there buddy. 

If you are too fat to bend over and pick up road kill then you are screwed in the new American order.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah, but then what happens to desperate sorority chicks who live on Chick Filet and their OF pages? Huh? You think of that?

If we cannot import Eastern Europe porn, we will need that.

Oh, yeah, electricity.....

Relax, why do you think all of us preppers follow multiple OF "models". We're gonna be the white knights of the US and offer them safe and comfortable homes to continue their work. Of course we'll be suggesting they produce more Christian leaning content but it will be good for all mankind. 

11 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Relax, why do you think all of us preppers follow multiple OF "models". We're gonna be the white knights of the US and offer them safe and comfortable homes to continue their work. Of course we'll be suggesting they produce more Christian leaning content but it will be good for all mankind. 

It's funny because in real life BurntEyes actually IS a doomsday prepper and this is almost certainly part of his actual survival plan!

I wouldnt worry too much about the tariffs. Id be more worried about people panic buying and me not being able to go to the store and buying TP and paper towels and such when I want/need it

19 minutes ago, utee94 said:

It's funny because in real life BurntEyes actually IS a doomsday prepper and this is almost certainly part of his actual survival plan!

Why you gotta dox me and my OF plans bro!!!!!

30 minutes ago, utee94 said:

It's funny because in real life BurntEyes actually IS a doomsday prepper and this is almost certainly part of his actual survival plan!

Is a bourbon collection considered prepping?  If so, them I'm good to go!

in all seriousness, people who depend upon over-the-counter drugs, like acid reducers to prevent their ulcers or gad, should probably load up on those things that may be supply chain issues.

And I’m not sure anyone wants to get through Cedar pollen season without all of their decongestions and antihistamines.   And in addition to TP and paper towels and tissues, I guess we should make sure that we have several months of washing detergent for dishes and clothes.  

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