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yeah he was ok… after six, seven weeks, you know, he came around, started talking again.

No, no. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was awful. The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night and apparently he had been alone all day with the corpse. He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again...

18 minutes ago, Stringer said:

No, no. But I did leave one at a funeral parlor once. Yeah, it was awful. The wife was distraught and we left the little tyke there in the funeral parlor all day. All day. You know, we went back at night and apparently he had been alone all day with the corpse. He was okay though, after two, three weeks he came around and started talking again...

you lazily copy and pasted an incorrect quote and it burns me up. 

And that’s fair. I was on my phone and trusted the internet, which we all know is rarely wrong.

3 minutes ago, Stringer said:

And that’s fair. I was on my phone and trusted the internet, which we all know is rarely wrong.

You have my wife’s sense of accountability too. 

14 hours ago, Post Oak said:

He was a treasure

He truly was.  Del Griffith is one of my favorite film characters of all time.

2 hours ago, Im_smarter_then_you said:

I know the rib king of Chicago

Never heard of him.

Now the sausage king of Chicago... he can get a seat at any restaurant in town.

Well sir, we were going to this bingo parlor at the YMCA, well one thing led to another, and the instructions got all fouled up...

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I'm a hootchie polka?

AKA, kiss me polka?

I once dated a girl that was such John Candy fan we visited his tomb in the mausoleum where he's laid to rest.

Yes, we did.

She was excellent in the sack.

2 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

Rumor is that whole scene was ad libbed by him

I've read the same, and that John Candy took the role for free as a favor to John Hughes.

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On 5/12/2025 at 11:43 AM, Davis Lane said:

I once dated a girl that was such John Candy fan we visited his tomb in the mausoleum where he's laid to rest.

Yes, we did.

She was excellent in the sack.

Do I have to do everything around here?  

PICS!

8 minutes ago, TOR said:

Do I have to do everything around here?  

PICS!

I have some old pics.

Some of this....

 

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And a whole lot of this....

images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRCpZ34llUKyP2faCRe7UI

 

23 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

File:John Candy's grave.JPG

I laughed.

And then I cried.

So good in the sack.

On 5/12/2025 at 10:43 AM, Davis Lane said:

I once dated a girl that was such John Candy fan we visited his tomb in the mausoleum where he's laid to rest.

Yes, we did.

She was excellent in the sack.

dynamite in the sack and a john candy fan?  what happened, man?

the one that got away…

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41 minutes ago, futureman said:

dynamite in the sack and a john candy fan?  what happened, man?

the one that got away…

Built like a bratwurst, in bed like a ... bratwurst?  I got nothing.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

dynamite in the sack and a john candy fan?  what happened, man?

the one that got away…

Cry Cry Cry GIF by MOODMAN

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24 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

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Y’all are sick watching Home Alone in May. 

Don't judge.

On 5/12/2025 at 1:55 PM, South Austin said:

I've read the same, and that John Candy took the role for free as a favor to John Hughes.

Because of the union, he was paid the daily rate an extra would get. Because Candy was there, Hughes was on set that day, the only day he was on set for Home Alone. 20+ hour day, supposedly. 

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