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    A bit of earnestness I’m sure I’ll regret. I am not a Catholic, I am a believer. I do not think that the pope is infallible, even when speaking ex cathedra.  The Catholic Church, like every insti

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Got a call with Vatican’s dialing code this morning, but it was someone wanting to sell an extended warranty for my car. 

50 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'm waiting patiently by the phone for it to receive a call from Rome any minute.

Jax Ulbrich on line 2.

49 minutes ago, 'stache said:

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Underrated line and the look on the Nazi’s face. 

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Oh look new pope. Oh wait, just the messenger pope. 

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Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

who is it? its on mute

Prevost.  Trump is not going to like his stance on immigrants.

I'm stunned. I'm pissed. It's Robert Francis Prevost!

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1 minute ago, 'stache said:

Weird time to elect an American, lol. 

Maybe not, really. This could be an intentional move to counter our current, uh, "leadership".

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Weird time to elect an American, lol. 

money makes the world go round...

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

The Trump Truth taking credit for this will be something. 

Surprised it hasn't happened already.

Just now, wood said:

Maybe not, really. This could be an intentional move to counter our current, uh, "leadership".

Yeah, that is my thinking.

Wonder what Trump's spiritual advisors think about this.

 

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Weird time to elect an American, lol. 

 

musk made a huge donation !

Native Peruvian and still a Peruvian citizen. It seems he was Francis' choice to be the next Pope.

Interesting.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Wonder what Trump's spiritual advisors think about this.

She's too busy having convulsions and speaking in tongues

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Cubs fan. Man he is going to be annoying. 

Maybe he'll sing Take Me Out To The Ballgame up on the balcony. 

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

Cubs fan. Man he is going to be annoying. 

Just proof that god hates the Cards.

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Native Peruvian and still a Peruvian citizen. It seems he was Francis' choice to be the next Pope.

Interesting.

Native? I just see he went on Mission there and ended up becoming the Bishop of Chiclayo.

5 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

The Trump Truth taking credit for this will be something. 

America has the best Popes, made possible because of me, President Trump

Trump to deport him to the Vatican in 3 - 2 - 1 . . . .

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Native? I just see he went on Mission there and ended up becoming the Bishop of Chiclayo.

You are right. They said something about being an immigrant and I got confused.

Native Chicago but went on mission in Peru.

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Just now, Valmy77 said:

You are right. They said something about being an immigrant and I got confused.

Native Chicago but went on mission there.

But correct still a citizen. Young enough to continue the reforms Francis started.

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

When does Vance start arguing with him?

Better not let that turd anywhere near him!

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

 

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

 

Well, he's from Chicago.  So Whataburger (limited menu).

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Just now, dcbc said:

Well, he's from Chicago.  So Whataburger.

Portillo's or Mr. Beef. 

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