May 8May 8 Popular Post 2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: 2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos Are you trying to get me to go back to church???
May 8May 8 Popular Post 13 minutes ago, gsoda3 said: Prevost. Trump is not going to like his stance on immigrants. 12 minutes ago, 'stache said: Weird time to elect an American, lol. 11 minutes ago, wood said: Maybe not, really. This could be an intentional move to counter our current, uh, "leadership". 9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: Yeah, that is my thinking. Wonder what Trump's spiritual advisors think about this. I think this is the way to stand up to Trump. Francis not a fan of Trump.
May 8May 8 2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: An American pope. So, I presume we can expect: 1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 Cybertruck (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)
May 8May 8 5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: An American pope. So, I presume we can expect: 1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards) 2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos 3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls 4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off 1) totes 2) you have my undivided attention 3) meh 4) don’t think the Pentecostal preachers will give their convocations up so easily or even share the spotlight. Edited May 8May 8 by Pato del Muerto
May 8May 8 1 minute ago, dcbc said: Well, he's from Chicago. So Whataburger (limited menu). If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith.
May 8May 8 3 minutes ago, mdmost said: This translator is struggling on ABC CBS had to go to their reliever.
May 8May 8 1 minute ago, Brisketexan said: If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith. In the name of the Cheddar, the Jalapeno, and the Flakey Biscuit, amen. Edited May 8May 8 by dcbc
May 8May 8 1 minute ago, TonyTexas said: Went to Villanova. Wildcat basketball about to become a dynasty. God damnit, we are gonna have to listen to the Big East brag about having a pope now
May 8May 8 2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said: I think this is the way to stand up to Trump. Francis not a fan of Trump. That’s a lot of faith in the (checks notes) Catholic Church
May 8May 8 NY Times is the speech with no translation. I am catching every tenth word or so. What is the gist of the speech?
May 8May 8 10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said: You are right. They said something about being an immigrant and I got confused. Native Chicago but went on mission in Peru. Yeah, that was Native Chicago, not Native Chicano.
May 8May 8 3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said: I think this is the way to stand up to Trump. Francis not a fan of Trump. I sure hope so, would be nice to have a decent representation of the US on the world stage.
May 8May 8 3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said: Went to Villanova. Wildcat basketball about to become a dynasty. All the Dodgers payroll going to the White Sox. Papal Bull and all that!
May 8May 8 2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith. Oh fuck yes please
May 8May 8 1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said: That’s a lot of faith in the (checks notes) Catholic Church
May 8May 8 Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said: NY Times is the speech with no translation. I am catching every tenth word or so. What is the gist of the speech? Peace. Stand firm.
May 8May 8 3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said: CBS had to go to their reliever. And the reliever is failing.
May 8May 8 Popular Post 3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said: NY Times is the speech with no translation. I am catching every tenth word or so. What is the gist of the speech? Deep dish isn’t a casserole. It is good pizza that should be considered the best in the world. And people who live in the suburbs should not say they are from Chicago. Happy to be here, god bless us all. You know, usual stuff. Edited May 8May 8 by Dr. Teeth
May 8May 8 4 minutes ago, Js1 said: God damnit, we are gonna have to listen to the Big East brag about having a pope now Pizza the Pope was robbed by the selection committee.
May 8May 8 11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: An American pope. So, I presume we can expect: 1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards) 2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos 3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls 4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off Correction: the Truck Nuts will be suspended through a small toilet chair.
May 8May 8 1 minute ago, Litig8r said: Meanwhile Deion schedules a press conference to bitch about how his son was passed over. And how they wouldn't let him wear #2!! !1 ! !
May 8May 8 5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said: NY Times is the speech with no translation. I am catching every tenth word or so. What is the gist of the speech? Generic. Peace. Build bridges. Kinda what you'd expect.
May 8May 8 1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said: Pizza the Pope was robbed by the selection committee. Jay Wright is 100% getting an exception to get canonized while he's still alive.
May 8May 8 3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said: Pizza the Pope was robbed by the selection committee. Not so fast my friend. It's going to be deep dish
May 8May 8 Kind of amusing he's being talked about as the "least American of the Americans". Edited May 8May 8 by mdmost
May 8May 8 8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said: NY Times is the speech with no translation. I am catching every tenth word or so. What is the gist of the speech? God loves everyone a God for everyone
May 8May 8 I don’t know much about this new pope, but I’m guessing he won’t overturn the Catholic Church’s long-standing delusion that god exists.
May 8May 8 Just now, mdmost said: Kind of amusing he's being talked about as the "least American American". Seems significant that he spoke in Italian and Spanish but not English.
May 8May 8 14 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said: I think this is the way to stand up to Trump. Francis not a fan of Trump. hold it this is dt can you say that in here?
May 8May 8 2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said: hold it this is dt can you say that in here? Edited May 8May 8 by wood
May 8May 8 12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said: NY Times is the speech with no translation. I am catching every tenth word or so. What is the gist of the speech? They did note that his greeting was to his people ... in Peru.
May 8May 8 5 minutes ago, Macklemore said: I’m very worried about existence of the TLM under this Pope. Oh no. Anyway . . .
May 8May 8 43 minutes ago, Hook1997 said: They showed someone with the catholic incense thing on tv and I could smell that thing thru the tv. 70 years ago in Purto Rico when serving as an alter boy at Midnight Mass, I passed out while swinging the incense burner.   Hated the stench of that holy hashish.
May 8May 8 Popular Post The Boston and NYC shade from Ken White (better known as Popehat--his original handle when he was on twitter) which was funny:
May 8May 8 4 minutes ago, Storm the Field said: Congratulations to Luthen Rael, first Pope elected from Coruscant. He looks more Senator Palpatine. I will be Pope. Edited May 8May 8 by mdmost
May 8May 8 26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: An American pope. So, I presume we can expect: 1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards) 2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos 3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls 4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off "Welcome to the Version Wireless Vatican Arena. I love you." Edited May 8May 8 by aggie08
May 8May 8 https://substack.com/@krassenstein/note/c-115555185?r=3agz2m&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
May 8May 8 1 minute ago, mdmost said: He looks more Senator Palpatine. I will be Pope. I am the Vatican!!!
May 8May 8 26 minutes ago, dcbc said: Well, he's from Chicago. So Whataburger (limited menu). Deep dish Leo is a clear rejection of Pizzaballa.
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