Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Popular Post
2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

Are you trying to get me to go back to church???

  • Replies 501
  • Views 30k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • 956 Worldwide
    956 Worldwide

    A bit of earnestness I’m sure I’ll regret. I am not a Catholic, I am a believer. I do not think that the pope is infallible, even when speaking ex cathedra.  The Catholic Church, like every insti

  • Post Oak
    Post Oak

Posted Images

  • Popular Post
13 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

Prevost.  Trump is not going to like his stance on immigrants.

 

12 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Weird time to elect an American, lol. 

 

11 minutes ago, wood said:

Maybe not, really. This could be an intentional move to counter our current, uh, "leadership".

 

9 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah, that is my thinking.

Wonder what Trump's spiritual advisors think about this.

I think this is the way to stand up to Trump.  Francis not a fan of Trump.  

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250  Cybertruck  (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

 

 

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off

1) totes

2) you have my undivided attention

3) meh

4) don’t think the Pentecostal preachers will give their convocations up so easily or even share the spotlight. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

1 minute ago, dcbc said:

Well, he's from Chicago.  So Whataburger (limited menu).

If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith.

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This translator is struggling on ABC

CBS had to go to their reliever.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith.

In the name of the Cheddar, the Jalapeno, and the Flakey Biscuit, amen.

Edited by dcbc

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Went to Villanova. Wildcat basketball about to become a dynasty. 

God damnit, we are gonna have to listen to the Big East brag about having a pope now 

2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

I think this is the way to stand up to Trump.  Francis not a fan of Trump.  

That’s a lot of faith in the (checks notes) Catholic Church

10 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

You are right. They said something about being an immigrant and I got confused.

Native Chicago but went on mission in Peru.

Yeah, that was Native Chicago, not Native Chicano.

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

I think this is the way to stand up to Trump.  Francis not a fan of Trump.  

I sure hope so, would be nice to have a decent representation of the US on the world stage.

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Went to Villanova. Wildcat basketball about to become a dynasty. 

All the Dodgers payroll going to the White Sox. Papal Bull and all that!

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

If he issues a Papal Bull ordering Whataburger to add the JCB biscuit back to the menu full-time, no exceptions....he'll be a true keeper of the faith.

Oh fuck yes please

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

NY Times is the speech with no translation.  I am catching every tenth word or so.  What is the gist of the speech?

 

Peace. Stand firm.

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

CBS had to go to their reliever.

And the reliever is failing.

  • Popular Post
3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

NY Times is the speech with no translation.  I am catching every tenth word or so.  What is the gist of the speech?

 

Deep dish isn’t a casserole. It is good pizza that should be considered the best in the world. And people who live in the suburbs should not say they are from Chicago. Happy to be here, god bless us all.  You know, usual stuff. 

Edited by Dr. Teeth

Meanwhile Deion schedules a press conference to bitch about how his son was passed over.

4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

God damnit, we are gonna have to listen to the Big East brag about having a pope now 

Pizza the Pope was robbed by the selection committee.  

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off

Correction: the Truck Nuts will be suspended through a small toilet chair.

1 minute ago, Litig8r said:

Meanwhile Deion schedules a press conference to bitch about how his son was passed over.

And how they wouldn't let him wear #2!! !1 !  !

5 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

NY Times is the speech with no translation.  I am catching every tenth word or so.  What is the gist of the speech?

 

Generic.  Peace.  Build bridges.  

Kinda what you'd expect.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Pizza the Pope was robbed by the selection committee.  

Jay Wright is 100% getting an exception to get canonized while he's still alive. 

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Pizza the Pope was robbed by the selection committee.  

Not so fast my friend.  It's going to be deep dish

They keep saying least American of the Americans to make sure we don’t really celebrate. 

Kind of amusing he's being talked about as the "least American of the Americans". 

Edited by mdmost

8 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

NY Times is the speech with no translation.  I am catching every tenth word or so.  What is the gist of the speech?

 

God loves everyone

a God for everyone

I don’t know much about this new pope, but I’m guessing he won’t overturn the Catholic Church’s long-standing delusion that god exists. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Kind of amusing he's being talked about as the "least American American". 

Seems significant that he spoke in Italian and Spanish but not English.

14 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I think this is the way to stand up to Trump.  Francis not a fan of Trump.  

hold it

this is dt

can you say that in here?

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

hold it

this is dt

can you say that in here?

giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95269ajt5hq2elvei4s05

Edited by wood

12 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

NY Times is the speech with no translation.  I am catching every tenth word or so.  What is the gist of the speech?

 

They did note that his greeting was to his people ... in Peru.

43 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

They showed someone with the catholic incense thing on tv and I could smell that thing thru the tv.  

70 years ago in Purto Rico when serving as an alter boy at Midnight Mass, I passed out while swinging the incense burner. &nbsp
Hated the stench of that holy hashish.

  • Popular Post

The Boston and NYC shade from Ken White (better known as Popehat--his original handle when he was on twitter) which was funny:

 

4 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Congratulations to Luthen Rael, first Pope elected from Coruscant.

new-pope-Robert-Prevost.jpg?w=1581&h=105

He looks more Senator Palpatine. 

Emperor Palpatine Is the Luckiest Villain in the Star Wars Saga

I will be Pope. 

Edited by mdmost

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

An American pope.  So, I presume we can expect:

1 - the new Popemobile will be a jacked-up F-250 (the truck nuts will be covered, in a nod to Catholic decency standards)

2 - communion wafers replaced with Cheetos

3 - an Applebee's inside the vatican walls

4 - an annual blessing of the Stock Cars before NASCAR season kicks off

"Welcome to the Version Wireless Vatican Arena. I love you."

Edited by aggie08

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

He looks more Senator Palpatine. 

Emperor Palpatine Is the Luckiest Villain in the Star Wars Saga

I will be Pope. 

I am the Vatican!!! 

26 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Well, he's from Chicago.  So Whataburger (limited menu).

Deep dish Leo is a clear rejection of Pizzaballa.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.