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3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Kenny Fuckin Powers, ftw.

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    A bit of earnestness I’m sure I’ll regret. I am not a Catholic, I am a believer. I do not think that the pope is infallible, even when speaking ex cathedra.  The Catholic Church, like every insti

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27 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

 

 

I think this is the way to stand up to Trump.  Francis not a fan of Trump.  

150% tariff on communion wafers coming soon. 

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44 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Oh look new pope. Oh wait, just the messenger pope. 

karl
It's the way they also said they've now got a new pope, he's hardly new is he? Why didn't they learn from the last one?
 
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Sure
 
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Keep taking on old people.
 
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Yeah, yeah
 
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Me dad couldn't even get a gig in B&Q and he's younger.
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Just saw a post of Cardinal Prevost criticizing Vance from a while back. That's also significant imo. Stay the fuck away from him though if you want to live.

12 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

70 years ago in Purto Rico when serving as an alter boy at Midnight Mass, I passed out while swinging the incense burner.

That's how they get you altar boys. 

checking in on the 121st world series participants, the chicago cubs and the chicago white sox:

the white sox are 10-27, last in the american central, at the bottom of the american league

the cubs are 22-16, 1st in the national central, but only 6th in national league

both sides will immediately adopt a new 7th-inning-stretch traditioni:

Duc me ad ludum pilae,

Duc me cum turba;

Eme mihi arachides et Cracker Jack,

Non curo si numquam revertar.

Sine me favere, favere, favere pro turma domestica

Si non vincunt, ignominia est.

Nam uno, duobus, tribus iactibus, exieris,

In vetere ludo pilae!

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Analyzing a Pope's retweets is a phrase I wish never had to exist.

10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He should play “Sirius” by the Alan Parsons Project when he goes out on the balcony.

Rock and Roll Part 2 probably more appropriate.

4 minutes ago, shakahorn said:
14 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He should play “Sirius” by the Alan Parsons Project when he goes out on the balcony.

Rock and Roll Part 2 probably more appropriate.

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4 minutes ago, shakahorn said:

Rock and Roll Part 2 probably more appropriate.

Saturday in the Park 

20 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

The Boston and NYC shade from Ken White (better known as Popehat--his original handle when he was on twitter) which was funny:

 

And that's fair...

whoever walton goggins is...  he's scheduled to host saturday night live in 60 hours.....

arrangements being made now for surprise guests:

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Vance will be trying to suck up to the new pope on a phone call.

Leo's response, "new pope, who dis"?

Seeing that he is from Chicago, I doubt this Pope has ever shit in the woods. But he did spend time in Peru, so maybe. 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

whoever walton goggins is...  he's scheduled to host saturday night live in 60 hours.....

arrangements being made now for surprise guests:

 

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Put some respek on Ghoul's name, punk

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4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

whoever walton goggins is...  he's scheduled to host saturday night live in 60 hours.....

arrangements being made now for surprise guests:

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How the fuck do you not know who Walton Goggins is?

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

He should play “Sirius” by the Alan Parsons Project when he goes out on the balcony.

that's brilliant

for the not-knowing

 

Saturday in the Park 

Jesus, Etc.
He’s a big Wilco fan.
3 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Seeing that he is from Chicago, I doubt this Pope has ever shit in the woods. But he did spend time in Peru, so maybe. 

Peru, Nigeria, and Venezuela. He's shit in plenty of woods.

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It’s still early, but it seems the Church is sending a message to America: if you won’t choose a leader for your nation, we will. Not that all Americans would rally behind Leo XIV, but his words and actions will offer a striking contrast to those of the President.

can someone check texags? if they're melting down it will make me feel better

49 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Portillo's or Mr. Beef. 

Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

EVERYONE IGNORE MOST'S POST

ESPECIALLY MR. BEEF IT'S TERRIBLE NO ONE GOES THERE

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that's brilliant

for the not-knowing

 

 

Better version

 

2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Peru, Nigeria, and Venezuela. He's shit in plenty of woods.

Respect. I never shit in the woods in Venezuela, but I did spend the entire flight home in the lav. Worst ever. 

1 minute ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

EVERYONE IGNORE MOST'S POST

ESPECIALLY MR. BEEF IT'S TERRIBLE NO ONE GOES THERE

It's Al's....

21 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

So, payback for killing Francis. I like that. 

5 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

can someone check texags? if they're melting down it will make me feel better

I wonder what my mom thinks

Probably likes that he's from Chicago, because so is she

But he was critical of Vance and Trump, so she'll hate that

I feel like if she knew his stance on immigrants, she'd explode

8 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

ESPECIALLY MR. BEEF IT'S TERRIBLE NO ONE GOES THERE

I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.

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15 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

can someone check texags? if they're melting down it will make me feel better

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So is he a Cubs fan or South Side? Personally, I prefer the White Sox over the Cubs, but I'll take a Cubs fan over a Yankees fan any day. Fuck the Yankees. And btw, fuck the Dodgers. Because fuck the Dodgers. And fuck the Yankees. Duh.

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1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.

neither does yogi berra

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13 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

can someone check texags? if they're melting down it will make me feel better

Icono is upset. That's good enough for me. 

2 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Icono is upset. That's good enough for me. 

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25 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

whoever walton goggins is...  he's scheduled to host saturday night live in 60 hours.....

arrangements being made now for surprise guests:

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3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Icono is upset. That's good enough for me. 

He's dressing up in his favorite SS uniform and goose-stepping around his living room as a coping mechanism I'm sure

22 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

How the fuck do you not know who Walton Goggins is?

The eyewear magnate?

did you work in the mines together?

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3 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Icono is upset. That's good enough for me. 

Yep. Can't say I know the first thing about this guy--or any of the candidates--but now I can confidently proclaim that it's a homerun.

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Just now, wildcat09 said:

Icono is upset. That's good enough for me. 

People who hate this selection:

Icono, Texags, JD Vance, Steve Bannon.

 

Couldn't ask for a better litmus test than that.  

And we'll get the same screaming criticism -- "he should be religious, not political!" in response to taking Francis-like positions....utterly ignoring the facts that 1) social issues (like, maybe feed the poor, and shelter immigrants) have been religious issues and stances for the Church since....the fucking Gospel of Matthew was made canon in the 3rd-4th centuries, and 2) THEY are the people who stridently insist on making EVERY social issue political.

28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

whoever walton goggins is...  he's scheduled to host saturday night live in 60 hours.....

arrangements being made now for surprise guests:

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Let's not forget 

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1 minute ago, Brian Fantana said:

He's dressing up in his favorite SS uniform and goose-stepping around his living room as a coping mechanism I'm sure

I still say we need a Bay of Pigs style invasion force for Iran, er, Persia. 

 

I know who I'm picking first for that operation!

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