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Can't catch for shit, can't block (unless you count throwing yourself in front of an oncoming blitzer), can't hit the hole hard enough whenever he runs the ball. Guy should only be used for mop up duty. 

he's angling for a job as a sideline reporter by being a sideline pass safety valve

Because he practices hard and pees completely clear.

He teaches the players killer dance moves at night in the dorms.

I think two plays into his UT career it was obvious he was terrible. Herman should have to give himself a vasectomy with no anesthesia for leaning on him heavily the last season+

Why did they abandon Ingram when he was doing so well?  They did this same shit last year.  Gameplanning, play design, play calling, personnel decisions . . . They're all bad.  

1 minute ago, bschoolprof said:

Why did they abandon Ingram when he was doing so well?  They did this same shit last year.  Gameplanning, play design, play calling, personnel decisions . . . They're all bad.  

Because  . . . .  system.

I didn't even know who Kyle Porter was until today.  I saw him score a TD, I assume that counts for something.  Maybe he blocks well.  I dunno.

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

I didn't even know who Kyle Porter was until today.

Really?

1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

I didn't even know who Kyle Porter was until today.  I saw him score a TD, I assume that counts for something.  Maybe he blocks well.  I dunno.

he's been playing for 3 years. lol.

 

the joke is, if its first down he will get you 2 yards- even if hes untouched, he still gets 2 yards. 

if you need 1 yard, he gets you nothing.

if you need 5 yards, he gets you 2. 

 

dude has ZERO pocket presence, hits the holes slowly, and always manages to go down when someone blows a light wind at him

 

6 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

Really?

They don't report much on him here in Central New Jersey.  

20 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

They don't report much on him here in Central New Jersey.  

Surprised they say anything about The longhorns up there 

Sam bad of a running back as Porter is...he is MUCH worse as a WR.  Seeing him lined up outside the numbers makes my brain bleed.

1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

he's been playing for 3 years. lol.

 

the joke is, if its first down he will get you 2 yards- even if hes untouched, he still gets 2 yards. 

if you need 1 yard, he gets you nothing.

if you need 5 yards, he gets you 2. 

 

dude has ZERO pocket presence, hits the holes slowly, and always manages to go down when someone blows a light wind at him

 

Porter scored a TD every time he carried the ball today, dude is awesome

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I didn't even know who Kyle Porter was until today.  I saw him score a TD, I assume that counts for something.  Maybe he blocks well.  I dunno.

Kyle Porter is a touchy subject with Scottsins.  Sorry, my dude.  

54 minutes ago, scottsins said:

Sam bad of a running back as Porter is...he is MUCH worse as a WR.  Seeing him lined up outside the numbers makes my brain bleed.

I was screaming at my TV when he was split out wide. Wide open, and he looks like fucking Featherstone. Bottom line is this is the tightest team I'm ever seen.

12 hours ago, hookem48 said:

Porter scored a TD every time he carried the ball today, dude is awesome

The coaches may be catching on that the guy is good for 2 yards every time he touches the ball.

17 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Last year against Maryland we went to 5 wide empty sets ... but instead of using 5 actual WRs, we used Garrett Gray in one of those positions and inexplicably targeted him repeatedly on some of the most important snaps of the game.

This year against Maryland we went to 5 wide empty sets ... but instead of using 5 actual WRs, we used Kyle Porter in one of those positions and inexplicably targeted him repeatedly on some of the most important snaps of the game.

 In summary, our coaches are fucking idiots.

That's just Tom carrying on the GDGD tradition.

Edited by WBT

1 hour ago, WBT said:

That's just Tom carrying on the GDGD tradition.

Yup.  That passes for trickeration in the GDGD coaching tree.  Imagine the Terrapin surprise when we actually kept throwing it to our 4 string RB.  On the sideline.  For little to no gain.  When there were only two men rushing the passer.

21 hours ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I was screaming at my TV when he was split out wide. Wide open, and he looks like fucking Featherstone. Bottom line is this is the tightest team I'm ever seen.

We lined him outside most of last season.  Glad it’s finally starting to sink in with more people how truly shitty this “system” is.

If they are going to squeeze porter into the game and not kirko, that should tell ya how fuckered this is.

Maybe someone important told Herman, "Look, I pulled some serious strings to get Porter to come to Texas, and I want to see him get more touches."

Nice kid, who will probably graduate. 

Everyone deserves a participation trophy.

He was with Tom Herman at the strip club and knows what really went down.

On 9/1/2018 at 8:57 PM, GhostofDanJones said:

Can't catch for shit, can't block (unless you count throwing yourself in front of an oncoming blitzer), can't hit the hole hard enough whenever he runs the ball. Guy should only be used for mop up duty. 

What exactly are we complaining about?

He carried the ball once in goalline for a TD. 

He caught three check down passes, two of which he made something out of nothing for 6 and 7 yard gains - including the 3rd-13 that set up the 4th down conversion on the final drive.

Tre Newton is the only RB I saw who failed a blitz pickup.

Herman is mensa and obviously knows way more about coaching than any of us.  Do any of you even know what coverages Maryland was running?  No?  They maybe shut your pie hole and let the real football coaches who know about coaching young men to do football get things fixed!

6 minutes ago, JBJ said:

 

Tre Newton is the only RB I saw who failed a blitz pickup.

Watching 2009 highlights instead of the shit show vs Maryland? Good call.

Edited by Auto Driller

4 minutes ago, JBJ said:

What exactly are we complaining about?

He carried the ball once in goalline for a TD. 

He caught three check down passes, two of which he made something out of nothing for 6 and 7 yard gains - including the 3rd-13 that set up the 4th down conversion on the final drive.

Tre Newton is the only RB I saw who failed a blitz pickup.

Yeah Tre Newton sucked!

Maybe we should have let that RB transfer from Cali (Tre Watson I think?) catch those passes that went to Porter?

What am I talking about, the coaches know best, go Mensa!

Hehe...Tre Watson I meant.

Its amazing how badly that class of RB's has performed.  2016 top 10 RB on rovals

1.  BJ Emmons - Bama, transfer FAU

2.  Elijah Holyfield - UGA, barely plays

3.  Antonio Williams - Ohio St, transfer uNC

4.  Vavae Malepeia - USC, backup

5.  Devwah Waley - Arkansas - not good

6. Kareem Walker - Michigan - transfer JUCO

7.  Porter

8.  Rakeem Boyd - TAM, transfer JUCO, Arkansas

9.  Damarea Crocket - Mizzou, 1000 yard FR season, injured as So

10.  Abdul Adams, OU transfer to Cuse

Cool stat: though not even listed on the depth chart for the game, Kyle Porter had the 2nd most snaps (17) of any RB against Maryland.  

8 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Cool stat: though not even listed on the depth chart for the game, Kyle Porter had the 2nd most snaps (17) of any RB against Maryland.  

Really chaps my ass. They get nervous and revert to the same bullshit rather than trusting the past 8 months of practice. Not that it would be hard to believe after his farce of a QB "competition."

14 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

Cool stat: though not even listed on the depth chart for the game, Kyle Porter had the 2nd most snaps (17) of any RB against Maryland.  

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On 9/1/2018 at 8:57 PM, GhostofDanJones said:

Guy should only be used for mop up duty. 

In the locker room.

Dammit, didn’t see Longboards post in time.

Edited by Wishbone

On 9/1/2018 at 10:14 PM, taybo20 said:

We played 4 RBs when we should really only be playing 2.

IMO, Herman is making a similar mistake Charlie made. Charlie held on to Jonathan Gray and played him despite he was never the same after the torn Achilles. Herman is playing Porter for the same reasoning--experience/leadership. The kids will respect the RB's that do the work and get the yards.

Scipio had a good point about if you kept him in the back field and used him as a blocker in a QB lead draw, with some sort of wrinkle as an RPO option, it makes sense.  but to use him as a 5th WR is just stupid.

Cool stat: though not even listed on the depth chart for the game, Kyle Porter had the 2nd most snaps (17) of any RB against Maryland.  

I am a vessel of rage.
3 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

Scipio had a good point about if you kept him in the back field and used him as a blocker in a QB lead draw, with some sort of wrinkle as an RPO option, it makes sense.  but to use him as a 5th WR is just stupid.

It absolutely blew my mind that we didn't try a few QB lead draws when they were dropping so many into coverage and spying Sam with one.  

It absolutely blew my mind that we didn't try a few QB lead draws when they were dropping so many into coverage and spying Sam with one.  
No Concussions At All (until conference)
On 9/1/2018 at 9:20 PM, bschoolprof said:

Why did they abandon Ingram when he was doing so well?  They did this same shit last year.  Gameplanning, play design, play calling, personnel decisions . . . They're all bad.  

Don’t know if it’s been asked of Herman anywhere but I heard Ingram didn’t play again because he didn’t touch a lineman first after scoring. I watched a replay and it was Ehlinger, C.Johnson, Brewer then Shack. May just be rumor but he didn’t play much if at all after the touchdown. Anyone hear this or was Herman asked about it? Dumb if true.

IMO, Herman is making a similar mistake Charlie made. Charlie held on to Jonathan Gray and played him despite he was never the same after the torn Achilles. Herman is playing Porter for the same reasoning--experience/leadership. The kids will respect the RB's that do the work and get the yards.


Jonathan Gray played because he had to get the play call from the sideline, explain it to the qb and then direct the O to the proper formation for EVERY SNAP. This wasn’t some secret.

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