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The jones’ brothers is particularly bad. 
 

also he left off the von Erich’s 

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I was in my daughter's school the other day, and there was a poster on the wall, professionally designed and printed, something about making sure you are prepared for college/life after high school. The title said, in big bold letters: 

"Preparing for You're Future"

 

I pointed it out to my daughter as we walked by, and she rolled her eyes and said "no one cares, Dad." 

I told her I care. Now I can tell her assholes on the internet also care. 

 

what about Clay Matthews Sr. Clay Matthews Jr., Clay Matthews III......and Ashley Nick granddaughter of Clay Sr. that plays pro "football" soccer

Bruce Matthews, Kevin Matthews, Jake Matthews, and Mike Matthews that has been on NFL practice squads, and Luke that could go pro if he smartens up and transfers from aggy

Troy Niklas (Bruce's Nephew from his sister-in-law)

oops shit they are on the list, but only 3 of them

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Duh.  McCoys.

 

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One of my favorite books of all time, one of the funniest I have ever read. 
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3 hours ago, nnm said:

One of my favorite books of all time, one of the funniest I have ever read. 
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I had this one

When we lived in Honolulu, the best Mexican restaurant in town was this takeout place that was about a mile from our house.  But I could never go get food there because their menu board said "Taco's...Burrito's...Enchilada's..." and it would make me so ragey that my wife would have to go pick it up.  

On 5/8/2025 at 2:24 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

The Jones' Brothers' 

* Jone's

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

When we lived in Honolulu, the best Mexican restaurant in town was this takeout place that was about a mile from our house.  But I could never go get food there because their menu board said "Taco's...Burrito's...Enchilada's..." and it would make me so ragey that my wife would have to go pick it up.  

Tell me the name of this place so I can see if it still exists.

44 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

Tell me the name of this place so I can see if it still exists.

It has closed.  It was out in Hawaii Kai.

Just now, Beau Vine said:

It has closed.  It was out in Hawaii Kai.

Mexican food here is, well, it’s Mexican food. Trying to find a good place though. If I find a sign that’ll make you rage I won’t be posting it. I will just tell them the internet is upset at their use of the apostrophe.

12 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

Mexican food here is, well, it’s Mexican food. Trying to find a good place though. If I find a sign that’ll make you rage I won’t be posting it. I will just tell them the internet is upset at their use of the apostrophe.

Searching for good Mexican food in Honolulu is a fool's errand.

20 hours ago, Superhero said:

This book seems fun

Have You Eaten Grandma?: Or, the Life-Saving Importance of Correct Punctuation, Grammar, and Good English

Ordered. 

On 5/11/2025 at 1:04 AM, Superhero said:

This book seems fun

Have You Eaten Grandma?: Or, the Life-Saving Importance of Correct Punctuation, Grammar, and Good English

Foreword by Uncle Boobs.

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