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this is the most intriguing game of the early season IMO. Will mighty Clemson smash bludgeon the JimboTrain? What say you SurlyShag?  Clemson has some beasts on the DL, NFL first rounders. Did Jimbo check the future schedules when signing with them? He thought leaving FSU would relieve him of Clemson but here they are. 

1 minute ago, tantric superman said:

Fuck getting sucked into A&M misery.  We don't deserve it.

This.

One of the other reasons I want Herman gone: he has made it to where I can't listen to texags radio and enjoy their undeserved entitled smugness anymore. They'll be using this Maryland loss as laughing stock fodder forever now - and I can't blame them. There is no comeback, because they are right about how much Herman sucks. 

The signs at gameday next week about TAY YEW are gonna be a shitshow. 

Clemson, from the actual South East, comes to BCS where they will see more SEC shit plastered everywhere than they ever did back home.

My heart wants Clemson to moiderize Aggy. My head says Clemson will win by one score as Jimbo gets the most out of what he's got.

The way this season has started, I wouldn’t be surprised if the was the game that Clemson fucks off to a scrub. They are usually good for one a year.

Clemson 77 aggy 3

 

5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

The way this season has started, I wouldn’t be surprised if the was the game that Clemson fucks off to a scrub. They are usually good for one a year.

They call it Clemsoning.

And 2 days ago I couldn’t wait to watch Texas beat the crap out of Maryland as we start a new season, while looking forward to watching Clemson destroy aggy. 

Today, I am fully expecting aggy to win, and our long nightmare to get even worse. Whatever the case, we don’t get nice things and we are cursed as a fan base. 

I find I have a real stake in the Clemson game. An A&M victory would set them and Jimbo up even if the rest of the season they're mediocre. The Aggies only need a single game to hang their hat on for two or three years (see Bama "beatdown" 2012).

I hate to say it, but Texas needs for A&M to lose this game. I don't think that I've ever written those words before.

Of course, we won't need that if we go on to beat USC, OU and TCU to win the conference and finish in the top ten.

So, I hope Clemson kills A&M.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

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That chick from Juno has beefed up. 

If Clemson loses I’m deleting The internet from my life until next season 

Clempson goin in dry on aggy and I won't even be able to enjoy it now..

Fml.

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

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Is this kid trans or something?

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

If Clemson loses I’m deleting The internet from my life until next season 

May I recommend setting up camp in the anybody-got-a-joint low key greatness of the "All Encompassing Pac12 thread" where you can join angst free discussions devoid of x's and o's and slow clap for your arch enemies when they win in water polo.

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5 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Is this kid trans or something?

Or something.

6 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Is this kid trans or something?

“It’s Pat” <SNL>

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OMG, I’d forgotten about that photo! I used to text that to my wife when we’d just started dating and the debate over who was better — Texas or Clemson — was still up for debate. #sadpanda
Next Saturday, for one day only, we are all Clemson fans.


C’mon, man, jump on the bandwagon. We suck and Clemson might actually give Bama a run for their money.
1 minute ago, C-Man said:

 


C’mon, man, jump on the bandwagon. We suck and Clemson might actually give Bama a run for their money.

 

And that’s fair. After all, they have for the past 3 seasons. 

Doesn't really matter.  Either one will stomp our ass.  That was painful to say.

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2 hours ago, NowThis said:

Clemson -13.5

Down to - 11. Better jump on aggy while the money is still good! 

Aggy is going to get murdered.  And it’s going to be glorious.  

6 hours ago, Sejjr said:

 

They call it Clemsoning.

And 2 days ago I couldn’t wait to watch Texas beat the crap out of Maryland as we start a new season, while looking forward to watching Clemson destroy aggy. 

Today, I am fully expecting aggy to win, and our long nightmare to get even worse. Whatever the case, we don’t get nice things and we are cursed as a fan base. 

I think you'll feel much better if you go jump off the 360 bridge.  It's not that far to the shore.

trap game.  Jimbo knows them.  Unfamiliar stadium/part of the country.  Overconfident Clemson team.  Very little tape on what Jimbo is actually doing at A&M.  Wouldn't surprise me much. 

20 hours ago, The Tower said:

Aggy is going to get murdered.  And it’s going to be glorious.  

They’re getting game day as well. 

10 hours ago, rantanamo said:

trap game.  Jimbo knows them.  Unfamiliar stadium/part of the country.  Overconfident Clemson team.  Very little tape on what Jimbo is actually doing at A&M.  Wouldn't surprise me much. 

Pretty sure Clemson is familiar with what Jimbo runs. 

The high school team aggy played last week got to their qb. It's going to be ugly for aggy.

I watched some of the Clemson-Furman game, and I wasn't all that impressed with Clemson. I think they could lose if Dabo fucks around and plays Kelly Bryant too long. He isn't up to their standard, but Trevor Lawrence absolutely is. Also, Clemson's o-line isn't as good as you'd think based on the number of games they've won over the past five or so years. They struggle at run blocking. I think Clemson barely hangs on and wins like 27-23.

On 9/2/2018 at 11:40 AM, tantric superman said:

Fuck getting sucked into A&M misery.  We don't deserve it.

Speak for yourself.  I'll take it.

On 9/2/2018 at 1:54 PM, South Austin said:

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I know you posted this with complete knowledge of what happened:  This guy's photo get's posted on TexAgs and they abused him for two or three weeks before their game.  Then he kicks the winning field goal.  Karma.

 

9/3/2005 vs. Texas A&M (5-6) W 25 24

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Just now, Bullneck said:

I know you posted this with complete knowledge of what happened:  This guy's photo get's posted on TexAgs and they abused him for two or three weeks before their game.  Then he kicks the winning field goal.  Karma.

Still more manly than any yell leader, ever.

Not sure why they cut if off at the very end, but the final was 25-24.  Dean also changed numbers from 55 to 7.

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Tom wanted no part of that so he made sure on Saturday it wouldnt happen.

They’re getting game day as well. 
On 9/2/2018 at 10:35 AM, NowThis said:

this is the most intriguing game of the early season IMO. Will mighty Clemson smash bludgeon the JimboTrain? What say you SurlyShag?  Clemson has some beasts on the DL, NFL first rounders. Did Jimbo check the future schedules when signing with them? He thought leaving FSU would relieve him of Clemson but here they are. 

I think it may be closer than expected, but in the end Clemson has more firepower than A&M at this point, Tigers 49 - Aggies 31...

Where do you see the aggys getting 31 pts from? Mond scrambling? Because he’s still not good throwing the ball

15 hours ago, rantanamo said:

trap game.  Jimbo knows them.  Unfamiliar stadium/part of the country.  Overconfident Clemson team.  Very little tape on what Jimbo is actually doing at A&M.  Wouldn't surprise me much. 

I wish people still understood what the definition of a "trap game" is. 

 
They call it Clemsoning.
And 2 days ago I couldn’t wait to watch Texas beat the crap out of Maryland as we start a new season, while looking forward to watching Clemson destroy aggy. 
Today, I am fully expecting aggy to win, and our long nightmare to get even worse. Whatever the case, we don’t get nice things and we are cursed as a fan base. 
This is where I am at now and it sucks. I hate college football when Texas continues to step all over its own dick.
31 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

 

42 minutes ago, TornACL said:

I wish people still understood what the definition of a "trap game" is. 

A trap game is a game played against an opponent generally deemed to be easy to defeat. As a result a person or team may not prepare as thoroughly as they would for a formidable opponent. Often this attitude and its attendant lack of preparation lead to a loss.

 

ok, explain what makes this NOT qualify for a trap game.  Clemson should fully expect to win this game going away, and as such are big favorites.  

On 9/2/2018 at 12:58 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

If Clemson loses I’m deleting The internet from my life until next season 

Pretty much this. Thanks a lot, Tom Herman.

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I don't know where you copied and pasted that from, but a trap game is a tricky overlooked opponent *when you have a bigger game the next week*. 

We can make fun of A&M all we want, but going on the road to play a non conf game in front of 100K on prime time and college gameday is not a fucking trap game. 

A&M will have Clemson's full attention. 

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On 9/2/2018 at 12:54 PM, Sejjr said:

 

They call it Clemsoning.

And 2 days ago I couldn’t wait to watch Texas beat the crap out of Maryland as we start a new season, while looking forward to watching Clemson destroy aggy. 

Today, I am fully expecting aggy to win, and our long nightmare to get even worse. Whatever the case, we don’t get nice things and we are cursed as a fan base. 

I've been a Texas fan since Earl's Heisman campaign. In that time we've gotten a whole lot more nice things than aggy.

The dirt burglars are another story and I don't want to talk about it.

 

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

I wish people still understood what the definition of a "trap game" is. 

I would have thought last week's game could have been a trap game, in prepping for the Tigers...

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