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prob that Jerry intends on taking full control of everything to include play calling to see how much more fucked he can make this team 

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    Wow this is dumb as fuck

No way they'd fire hom on Fri after a bye week.  Though, wasn't he catching flack for attending a World Series game?

On 10/29/2018 at 4:15 PM, DougO said:

Connor isn't  a left tackle in the NFL, doesn't have the necessary arm length for NFL rushers. Right tackle is pushing it. He may end up being a tweener that's probably best suited as a backup. Give him at least a full season to show improvement at guard, his best chance as an NFL starter. Collins and Leary had their early struggles as well.

Connor would make a good Center

“Well I, think that I uh, I think that we uh, have ultimate faith in Jason Garrett and uh I think that I uh, he’s done a fine job as our head coach and I uh think that uh, we’ve shown real promise with dak and zekial and uh.”

43 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Gotta be a giant pomp and circumstance press conference to celebrate the arrival of Amari Cooper. Peak Cowboys.

RoH or who is performing on Turkey day is my bet...MAYBE extension news with DLaw or someone else. 

Jerry is going to move the team to the XFL. Change of scenery will do us good. 

Zeke Hate Me. 

Witten suits up and starts for the Cowboys Monday night with a mic in his helmet, becomes the first analyst to work the game while playing in it.

Edited by DougO

He's bringing in a Parcells guy, Testaverde for obvious passing downs and Dak for running plays.

27 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Jokes on us, Jerry will prob live forever. 

Rolling Stone out front shoulda told you 

I don’t give two fucks about the ring of honor announcement. This smacks of a PR move to take attention away from the shitty football team and the heat to fire his lapboy Garrett. That’s the only fucking press conference I want to hear.

Also if he puts Romo up there before Demarcus Ware then I’m going to be more pissed and I don’t think anyone’s wants that around here

13 hours ago, Underdog said:

More Stadium art? 

Sky Mirror 2: Revenge of the Prism

15 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

prob that Jerry intends on taking full control of everything to include play calling to see how much more fucked he can make this team 

Jerry calling plays from his asshole couldn't fuck this team up any worse.

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Maybe he'll tell us he only has 5 days to live.

That's 5 too many 

26 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Jerry calling plays from his asshole couldn't fuck this team up any worse.

No way he'll be as good as my wife.  Her play calling consists of Hail Marys and going for it on every 4th down.  

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Gil Brandt new Ring of Honor member. 
No word on why Garrett is still here.
That's the big announcement? Who fucking cares about the ring of honor. I want to win in the present time.
3 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

No way he'll be as good as my wife.  Her play calling consists of Hail Marys and going for it on every 4th down.  

my girlfriends play calling consists of "why do they run it up the middle?!"  "Why don't they run it where all the players aren't?!"

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, Loch Ness Monster said:
Gil Brandt new Ring of Honor member. 
No word on why Garrett is still here.

That's the big announcement? Who fucking cares about the ring of honor. I want to win in the present time.

Consider yourself lucky it was a non-event. He could've been gearing up to announce a Garrett extension.

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10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Consider yourself lucky it was a non-event. He could've been gearing up to announce a Garrett extension.

I'm expecting that after we beat the Titans in a few days. Clap clap clap

The best “ability” is avai.... ahh, forget it.

 Cowboys have a lot of “great” players who seem to miss a lot of time.

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

my girlfriends play calling consists of "why do they run it up the middle?!"  "Why don't they run it where all the players aren't?!"

Well, this player is always around to run it up the middle on your GF

At least we have the groovy blue jerseys to look forward to, at least I remember that being announced real early in the season. I kinda wish I was shooting the game for that reason. The old blue jersey jinx can't really have any effect by now, since the team is constantly jinxed anyway. Not sure what the record is for blue shirts at home. It may be 0-0 since the Texas Stadium days.

2 hours ago, DougO said:

At least we have the groovy blue jerseys to look forward to, at least I remember that being announced real early in the season. I kinda wish I was shooting the game for that reason. The old blue jersey jinx can't really have any effect by now, since the team is constantly jinxed anyway. Not sure what the record is for blue shirts at home. It may be 0-0 since the Texas Stadium days.

Why you no shoot?

42 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

Why you no shoot?

I only get to shoot a couple games per season.

3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Well, this player is always around to run it up the middle on your GF

My GF likes what I call "The Statue of Liberty"

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My GF likes what I call "The Statue of Liberty"
So she likes you to lie there and do nothing?
4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
5 hours ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:
My GF likes what I call "The Statue of Liberty"

So she likes you to lie there and do nothing?

One arm, fully extended

On 11/2/2018 at 8:33 AM, Mileslong said:

Also if he puts Romo up there before Demarcus Ware then I’m going to be more pissed and I don’t think anyone’s wants that around here

I’s wants it, you fuckin neanderthal 

I’s wants it, you fuckin neanderthal 

You also want dick up your ass so what?
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5 hours ago, Mileslong said:

Romo is Danny White

Don't disrespect Danny White like this. Romo couldn't hold Danny White's jockstrap. White actually played in conference championships. Romo could only dream about those. 

Romo is a poor man's Brett Favre without any of the winning and substance. 

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 White actually played in conference championships.

Romo should have played in a conference championship.  #dezcaughtit

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1 minute ago, kingkoopa6 said:

sad.

Drew Brees last 8 games 

18 TD 1 INT 2336 yards 120.6 RTG

Going out on a limb but I think this is a tad better than our QB. 

Edited by Vic Mackey

my streak of refusing to watch more than 5 min of this clown show continues,  I watched the opening drive for the missed FG and shut her down.  Thanks Jerruh 

On 11/3/2018 at 6:56 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Don't disrespect Danny White like this. Romo couldn't hold Danny White's jockstrap. White actually played in conference championships. Romo could only dream about those. 

Romo is a poor man's Brett Favre without any of the winning and substance. 

I'm guessing you are too young to remember watching Danny White play, otherwise you would realize what ridiculous take this is. 

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