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    ESPN is reporting that Dak Prescott has asked to be moved to second string because he knows teammate Mike White would have "kicked Seattle's ass". He feels he can no longer continue "this charade" as

  • So it's Romo's fault that Patrick Crayton dropped a pass to his numbers.  It's his fault that  idiot refs overturned Dez's catch.  It's Romo's fault that Demarco decided that the playoff game was the

  • Revolution512
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    Wow this is dumb as fuck

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Because he's not our coach.... and successful.

 

So do we hate Zimmer too?

1 minute ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Exactly.  Fuck those kind of coaches.

Well, good thing we didn't let ginger get away. 

1 minute ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

So do we hate Zimmer too?

Not as much because he hasn't won anything of note and can't seem to manage a simple hamstring injury for his best RB.  But we aren't happy with him!  And we're keeping an eye out on that Lynn guy.

Thank goodness we haven't had any successful assistants under Garrett.  

2 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

How come?

He's overrated. Underachieved for years with one of the best QBs in the game. He's a douche. Punkass bounty scandal. Punkass poochy face. He was a crappy OC in Dallas. He was a terrible play caller with the Gina's and got his duties yanked, then was hired by the Big Flounder to continue to suck. The only thing good about him is that he's the reason Romo ended up in Dallas because he went to the same school and knew about him.

I'm surprised to actually see somebody say they like him.

1 minute ago, DougO said:

He's overrated. Underachieved for years with one of the best QBs in the game. He's a douche. Punkass bounty scandal. Punkass poochy face. He was a crappy OC in Dallas. He was a terrible play caller with the Gina's and got his duties yanked, then was hired by the Big Flounder to continue to suck. The only thing good about him is that he's the reason Romo ended up in Dallas because he went to the same school and knew about him.

I'm surprised to actually see somebody say they like him.

So PB was wrong and you don't have the envy?  Regarded analysts have linked him as a candidate for the Cowboys job.  You not a fan of that proposal?

1 minute ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

So PB was wrong and you don't have the envy?  Regarded analysts have linked him as a candidate for the Cowboys job.  You not a fan of that proposal?

My response was tongue and cheek..... And unless there's something happening we aren't aware of, there's almost no chance he would accept the Cowboys job.  

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

My response was tongue and cheek..... And unless there's something happening we aren't aware of, there's almost no chance he would accept the Cowboys job.  

I see.  Well, maybe we can just keep Ginger and bring in Haley then. 

5 minutes ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

So PB was wrong and you don't have the envy?  Regarded analysts have linked him as a candidate for the Cowboys job.  You not a fan of that proposal?

You misspelled retarded there.  Retarded analysts have linked him as a candidate for the Cowboys job.

22 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

You misspelled retarded there.  Retarded analysts have linked him as a candidate for the Cowboys job.

Do you even highly regarded bro?

I like the Saints, always have. If I were ever going to have success envy it would be for a great coach, like Belichick. I'll take him for the Cowboys in a heartbeat.

A lot of Saints fans don't like Payton, either.

The company I work for is based in New Orleans so I’m kind of a fan. I loved ricky when he was a saint and I was growing up. Nice to see them do well.

I hope Dez fails makes miserably.  That's your first sentence.  They baked him out of so much shit and out up with so much from him then he bashes them, screw him.  That's another.  It's incoherent.  I was just making a joke about you being drunk, and it went over your head.  I'll stick to knock knock jokes with you.

It’s incoherent because my phone misspelled bailed and out baked instead? That’s really funny, you should do standup, while no one is listening of course...
1 hour ago, Mileslong said:


It’s incoherent because my phone misspelled bailed and out baked instead? That’s really funny, you should do standup, while no one is listening of course...

your wife talks shit about you when she’s banging me.  you deserve to know. 

your wife talks shit about you when she’s banging me.  you deserve to know. 

When I want another comment out of you I’ll beat it out of you

Jerry's on the edge of losing a major chunk of fandom, something he hates..... Red's fate is probably tied to this season.  Linehan is probably dead after the season.  Yes, all of this is critical thinking so with Jerry at the reins, it turns into wishful thinking.

 

49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Deonte Thompson has been cut.

 

Frankly that's wwwwaaaayyyyy more than he's worth.  Lenoir and Brown back.  Looks like soft rebuild may be on or at least we want to get a look at some younger guys.  Thompson was such a shitty signing..... product of our WR coach.

 

Connor and Sean Lee out as expected.  Taco out too, he's not great but generally plays decent run fits.  This weekend is shaping up to be an ass kicking on Sunday night.  

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Dez tears his Achilles 

Barely beat me.   Ruptured his Achilles in practice.   Bout to get $600k to have to retire 

I'm not a huge Dez fan, but that sucks.  What doesn't suck is Aikman and Staubach calling for sweeping changes within the organization.  I wish they had the balls to just say that JJ needs to hire a football guy to be GM, but it's better than remaining silent.  

Troy Aikman basically said exactly that for 20 minutes in his last weekly segment on the Ticket.

2 minutes ago, Hate said:

I'm not a huge Dez fan, but that sucks.  What doesn't suck is Aikman and Staubach calling for sweeping changes within the organization.  I wish they had the balls to just say that JJ needs to hire a football guy to be GM, but it's better than remaining silent.  

A million people have told Jerry he needs to hire a football guy. He doesn't fucking care what anyone thinks. The Cowboys are going to suck as long as he's alive. 

8 minutes ago, Hate said:

I'm not a huge Dez fan, but that sucks.  What doesn't suck is Aikman and Staubach calling for sweeping changes within the organization.  I wish they had the balls to just say that JJ needs to hire a football guy to be GM, but it's better than remaining silent.  

Aikman has inferred this.... he still remembers Jerry running off Jimmy, hiring on retard Barry and ruining the last 5/6 years of his career.

 

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Just now, TornACL said:

Man, I feel for Dez. That fuckin sucks.

Username checks out.

220, 221...whatever it takes.

I aimed too low. Watch out, Brandon Marshall you next.

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1 minute ago, Mileslong said:

Dez won’t be threauxing up the X anymore...

Except that x-ray...

A million people have told Jerry he needs to hire a football guy. He doesn't fucking care what anyone thinks. The Cowboys are going to suck as long as he's alive. 


Yeah, but I don’t recall this kind of criticism from people close to the organization like Aikman and Staubach. And I agree with you completely, BTW. Nothing will change as long as JJ is alive. I’m not really confidant in Stephen either. At least I grew up in a time when the Cowboys really were America’s team and I got to enjoy it. And I thought the 80’s sucked.
22 minutes ago, Hate said:

 


Yeah, but I don’t recall this kind of criticism from people close to the organization like Aikman and Staubach. And I agree with you completely, BTW. Nothing will change as long as JJ is alive. I’m not really confidant in Stephen either. At least I grew up in a time when the Cowboys really were America’s team and I got to enjoy it. And I thought the 80’s sucked.

 

the 80s were the worst for the Cowboys, or so I thought at the time, except looking back now they were in the playoffs 5 times and in 3 NFC championship games ..... it's been 23 years since they sniffed a conference championship game ...fml 

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Deonte Thompson has been cut.

 

You don't get compensation for cutting a player, Marcus.

Dallas needs a change, but I'm just as scared of who Jerry might hire next, and lock them into another 10 years of hopelessness.

2 minutes ago, DougO said:

Dallas needs a change, but I'm just as scared of who Jerry might hire next, and lock them into another 10 years of hopelessness.

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You rang???

 

Unless it's Jim Bob Cooter. Because I can root for a guy named Jim Bob Cooter.

I would like to see Kris Richard have a shot, keep continuity on defense, but with better leadership. Marinelli can be DC by name, though Richard would really be running it. Get a whole new offensive staff. Get a new GM.

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